Anbe Sivam Page #2

Why? Full name.

l don't like ANBU.(love)

Sir, you shouldn't hate love.

''Those who don't love are selfish''...

Those who love''....

Wow! You speak Oriya Language also?

Sir, it's very bad...

Its Tamil! Mr.Thiruvalluvar, white beard,

man near Sanskrit college, Mylapore.

Statute....sitting.

Listen.

Don't bore me.

Ive had really bad day.

Im very angry that...

Shall I say one thing?

I know, what you are going to say...

You're going to ask me one thing.

I know, what you're going to ask me...

I should ask you why youre after me

I havent asked even that

So, what else will I ask?

You'll say.....

Like a Kangaroo's baby ...

l kept this safely in my front pocket

and brought it without getting wet.

You might've suffered a lot

without this, haven't you?

No thanks.

You can make a call here itself.

Is it a personal call?

Is it a "love call'?

No such thing.....

I too don't have one KAAL(leg)

and one KAI(hand).

Hi handsome.

After taking bath, Im looking

a bit handsome.

Sorry...l kept them outside...

Oh! I placed my leg on them just now.

Thank you.

You returned my phone, I returned

your bags. We're even.

What's this? Bad smell is coming.

l...

Oh! You're...! Go and take bath.

I want to make a call.

Sir, make a call later.

Otherwise, you won't get hot water. Go...

Okay.

Hello, Mr.A.Aras has gone

for his bath.

Give me that.

Sir, what's all this?

l only said Aras, not 'Anbarasu'.

-I know.

l didn't mean that.

l didn't enter the bathroom.

l can't attend the call.

Sir, this is from "public call office'.

I know that, that's my office, man.

You too...

Why didn't you call me

from your house?

Did they make a call?

Missed calls? Okay.

Ask them to phone me again.

Sir, you received missed calls.

....Why didn't you...

Sir, there were 4 missed calls.

You get angry when I handle

your cell in your presence.

How can I take your calls

in your absence?

4 missed calls.

Sir, who is Sarasu?

She is my....

How do you know?

l read ''Sarasu'' on those missed calls.

Sir, who's she?

Do you want to know everything?

What I know is little, what

I don't know is vast...

Ill take bath and come.

You're taking that like a soap...

Take this towel...

One more thing is that

the hot water shower...

Hey, thank you very much

Ill manage.

What I mean is...

When I opened it...

Sir, why've you hanged it

like this?

Underwear.

Why have you hanged it

like a "party flag'?

l thought I could at least

wash that and wear.

Sir, you put it aside

and take bath.

How? -With your hand.

Its washed. You put it aside

and take bath.

Then, that shower head

is a bit...

Oh God! I know, Ive taken shower

bath several times.

l didn't mean that.

That shower head is...

Ill manage, leave me alone.

-Sir, what was the noise?

Sir, nothing. I kicked the

bloody bucket, man.

Why did you shout after

kicking the bucket?

Oh God! Sir, Ive kicked

the bucket.

Do you've to cross examine

me for everything?

Yeah, just a minute.

-May I come in, sir?

Come in.

What? Man...

Sorry sir, coffee.

You poured it on my head, man.

l was opening the door, isn't it?

Before that, why did you

say "Come in'?

When he asked, "May I come in?',

We're supposed to say

'Come in', shouldn't we?

Sir, shower head fell on your head.

And you lied that you

kicked the bucket.

Sir, why didn't you inform me

that shower head is not secure?

Sir, I wanted to tell you...

You cut me short and said that you've

taken shower bath several times.

Then, we were talking

about my underwear.

After that also, I tried

to warn you...

You didn't listen to me...

And got hurt.

You can give 1000's of excuses.

You're an expert at that.

Sir, you've got a big lump.

Sir, it's alright, if there's bleeding,

it'll be a problem. -Why?

Because, my blood group

is 'AB Negative'. Its a rare group.

l know sir, Im 'O Positive'.

l....

You too have 'O'...

You said 'AB Negative'.

Im AB Negative. You're 'O'...

What I mean is....

Bloody confusion.

Phone call.

Hello, Hi honey, Aras here.

Yes, here there's a cyclone

and heavy floods.

Train, plane...everything

is cancelled.

What could I do? Cell was not with me.

No...Its not cyclone.

Its a pillow.

Its a fellow.

No...

Its a fellow with a pillow.

That cyclone is better than this....

Ill come outside and talk...

Just a minute....

He...?

Very nice gentleman.

He's my friend whom I met here.

He's very irritating and

a pain in my neck...

He asks questions and gives

suggestions for everything.

Thinking hes helping me

hes pestering me. Hello...

No...Will you call from the land line?

Just a minute...Ill give

you the numbers.

This place? Its a God forsaken hotel.

Hello, open the door.

Open the door, please.

Yeah...Yeah...please....

l can't tell you.

He's a real joker.

He's not the joker of 'Rummy'.

He's a real joker. Real joker.

Mother, you too have started

talking like him...

Oh God! Sir...Sir...

Thank God, you swim and come out....

No, I can't swim.

Sir, won't you speak in Tamil

even while you're dying?

l can't swim....

Say like that.

You hold this and come out.

''A talented person can

use even a pillow''.

Is that all necessary now?

Sorry sir.

I feel very sorry...-Why?

Because I didn't die?

Sir, don't talk like that.

Think in this way...

You were sorry that you didn't get a

room in a 5 Star Hotel. lf you had,

The room could've been on

the 5th or 6th floor...

lf you had fallen down from there...

-Sir, won't you ever think positively?

Its not that....Sorry.....

Sir, don't plug it.

Because, micro processor

might be wet.

Even at the petrol bunk, they warn

not to switch on the cell.

Because, it can cause fire

Sir, you claim to know everything.

Don't I know anything?

Its not that...

Let me do my work, man.

Go ahead...go ahead.

You give your opinion and

suggestion for everything.

l mean there's a limit to everything.

Am I a child to be advised

all the time...

Sir, don't I know about electronics?

l have used and charged

cell phones many times!

Don't talk....

Don't laugh....

It happens man.

Hello...Hello...Please tell me.

Reception? I want to make an

urgent call to Chennai, please.

Sorry sir, no STD

-No STD! Trunk call? -No.

Messaging? -No sir.

E-Mail? -No sir

Telegram? -No.

Then, how?

Pigeon...-Yes...Pigeon....

Pura?(Pigeon) What Pura?

Pardon me.

Pigeon...? What do you mean?

Very funny...Thank you.

We'll become old by the

time we reach Chennai.

Sir, only now, Im happy. -Why?

You've a sense of humour.

But, I don't know, whether I can

smile or not? Can I smile?

Only couples come to this hotel?

They've kept only one bed.

Now, we've share this and....

Sir, I didn't mean that...

You tell me where do you

want to sleep and I...

No...Ill sleep on the floor.

Because, I have a bad back.

In the spinal chord, there's a slip disk.

Disc-Slip...Accident -You know.

l should sleep only on hard surface.

Are you sure, you want to...

Are you okay?

Yeah...yeah....

Are you sure, you're okay?

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