And the Same to You

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Julia, look, I can fly!

l can fly!

Come on, let's fly away.

Coming? Come on, wake up.

l can fly.

l've learnt how to do it.

You wave your arms like this, up

and down, not down and up.

Look. I'm flying out of the window.

Julia, look.

What about me?

Why don't you take me along?

What's the matter?

The matter? You can't fly with me

ever again.

Hey, are you mad?

We never have fun any more, you're

always going off with others.

Of course! Let me know if I'm

boring you and l'll go.

Quiet over there!

Stop that crap.

Fly out of the window, go on.

l will!

Go on, frog prince!

A problem a day, that's what you

need. Makes me sick!

Then be sick!

ls it all over?

lt's all over ...

l've had enough of

your bad moods.

l'm not n a bad mood!

Don't go!

lt...it didn't hurt, anyway.

Don't go, please!

- don't go, please.

- Leave me alone.

lt didn't hurt, really.

Don't go! You're mean.

Don't leave me alone!

Leave me alone!

Pig!

Filthy swine!

Get lost, you bloody Swiss!

K ss my ass!

The same to you

A LOVE STORY:

Stand st ll, okay?

l'll come alone.

-- Who? --

Are you one of the "Friendly Duo"?

I'm calling about your ad.

Oh, l see!

What do you play?

l play the saxophone, but ...

Sucking, eh?

My friend plays the guitar, but

it's not easy at the moment.

He's not here, l'm alone.

lf you blow nicely, l'm sure we'll

be only two ....

lmpossible.

Give me your telephone number,

we'll ring you back.

When do you want us to perform?

How old are you?

E ghteen.

What do you look like?

Look like? Perfectly normal.

How about playing me a little

something?

Got it?

Hey, that's my place.

Llsten. I've been playing here every

day for the past three weeks.

Al the worse for you, tlny.

Get lostI Understand?

You'd better chop lt up for flrewood.

Firewood?

- Yes firewood.

- Firewood?

D'you think your tootling is any better?

Calm down, pack it.

lf l'm not paying, you're not.

What else can you do,

apart from playing the guitar badly?

Very funny!

l wasn't polte enough to be a

sales gir. l was a keeper at the zoo

untll the beasts became neurotlc.

No chance as a model wlth short legs

and a potato nose.

l wanted to be a bank cerk

but they wouldn't have me.

- My legs are much shorter.

- Stop it will you?

Haven't you earned anything?

- Oh, yes.

- What?

Head. Surgeon.

Smoke. Oh, thinking.

Romanticising. A romantic. Dreamer

-- Egg. --

The world. Thinking about the world.

Philosopher, eh!

Really?

Fantastic!

- l went to college.

- You did?

- Gave it up.

- Why?

- don't tell anyone.

Why not?

- My parents don't know.

Why did you give it up?

Tell me

l wanted to be an actor.

Come, unsavoury guide, ... run on

the dashlng rocks

thy sea-sick weary bark.

Here's to my love!

O true apothecary!

Thy drugs are quick.

Thus ... with a kiss ... I ... die.

You know what? l#l cal you Romeo.

What's your name?

Lucky l caught you. Are you free

tonlght?

lt's ike thls. Hod on.

No, l want it tonlght.

lt's my parents# weddlng anniversary

today and l forgot the music.

l can't do without music.

Then I saw your ad.

Friendly Duo, music and sketches for

every occasion, Beethoven to Tango.

Just what I need. Are you free?

Well, actually ...

You wll receive a suitable fee,

l am not paltry.

Shal we say 500 marks, expenses

lncluded? Would that suit you?

Oh, yes.

Flne. Wadstrasse 1 2A.

Evening dress, of course.

Any questions?

Right, 7 o'clock sharp.

l hope l can rely on you.

Don't forget your instruments.

Goodbye.

Thank God!

Good evening. Er, good day.

Oh, well, never mind.

Can l help you?

-- l ... --

l mean ...

This is a ...

That s right.

Yes, okay.

Can one perhaps ...

Choose for yourself.

Yes, okay.

Thank you.

Number three. No, number seven.

Jamaican g rl. Only speaks English.

First floor, room 4 on the left.

l ... l'd better get dressed.

- Well, what was it like?

- Fine.

1 00 marks.

Where's your partner?

Should be here any moment.

l hope so.

Ah, senator.

What a surprise.

Where is your dear wife?

I can't help it, Romi,

but we have a 500-mark job.

You're still an arsehole but

the rent has to be paid.

At 7 tonight, Waldstrasse 1 2A.

Be on time. No love, Julia.

The anniversary couple!

Leave it!

Where have you been?

ln a brothel.

Say thank you.

-- Why? --

Waltz! Waltz!

1 , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ...

Ladies and gentlemen, l have

a little story l'd like you to hear.

A man and a woman get married.

During the wedding celebrations

the man gets up.

"Where are you going?" asks his wife.

"To the loo," he replies.

He disappears and never returns.

25 years later ....

25 years later there's a knock on the door,

the wife opens it

and says:
"Egon, where have you

been all this time?"

"On the loo," he replies,

"and now I'm off to buy some cigarettes."

Dear friends,

may l have your attention. Our dear

senator would like to say a few words.

Highly honoured jubilee couple,

50 years ago you took the pledge,

"till death do us part".

Champagnel

Now you are

much closer to your goal.

lt was not always easy, l m sure,

yet ... love, love.

Now ...

Just like that ... if you re not interested

anymore, let me know beforehand.

But l am.

Listen to me!

Someone else, l understand.

- He kept looking at me.

- You don't need to make excuses.

Just go.

l'm only a stocky Swiss fellow with

a speech defect and sausage legs.

How boring!

l know I'm bor ng.

Go and join your tall blond !

S nice when do you like blondes?

Can't you make a decision?

- lt's over.

- Rubbish!

Are you in love with me or not?

lt doesn't t ngle any more.

That s normal when one is together

every day for a whole year.

l don't think l ever reaIly loved you.

We might as well separate, then.

M ght as well.

You go first.

No, you.

l don't know e ther.

We'll separate. Promise?

Whatever you do,

don't cry for love.

l didn't mean

to frighten you. Here's to love!

l understand you both very well.

lt was the same with me. Over and

over again. l was forever in love.

We aren't any more.

Thank God.

l know what it s like.

That s how t is.

Love comes and goes.

Give me that glass.

Just a minute ... may l?

Give me a p ece of paper.

You have to meet them.

Go to this address.

They are good friends of mine.

Don't know how they do it, but they ve

been together for over 50 years.

Terr ble.

And still behave like newly weds.

After 50 years?

Yes. You see, they still have that tingling feeling.

A feeling of excitement, every day.

And they lived happ ly ever after.

Champagne!

l come home,

lt's the same every evening,

my husband comes home, puts on

his socks, goes to bed.

And who do you think l am?

Another glass!

That was our last piece.

-- When? --

Later.

For your entertainment: Romeo and Juliet,

the balcony scene.

Have you gone mad?

- W thout a rehearsal?

Don't be silly.

You forget my speech impediment.

lt will be fun.

- don't make a fool of yourself.

- Actor.

He jests at scars ...

He jests at scars that never

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