Andaz Apna Apna

Excuse me! Can I help you?

Goodness!

It's Juhi Chawla!

I've to attend a shoot and

my car's broken down.

Can you give me a lift?

I?!

Why not? Please come!

I'm very fortunate to have found you.

I'll never forget this favor of

yours for the rest of my life.

No favor at all!

This is only my duty.

They don't 'make' them

like you anymore.

Madam's arrived!

Hurry up!

You will meet me again, won't you?

Why did you summon me

so suddenly, Miss Juhi?

There was no reason, really.

I just felt like meeting you.

It's a very romantic place, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

There are times when I think of

the fate that would befall me...

...if I didn't have these strong

shoulders supporting me.

Give me your word... you

will always be with me!

What's this you're saying, Miss Juhi?

Not 'Miss Juhi'... simply Juhi!

- Goodness! Govinda?!

- Who are you?

Meet Mr. Amar, Govinda.

Haven't I told you about him?

So, he's the one who helped

you at every step, eh?

You're a very handsome young man.

Your tastes are improving, Juhi!

She's feeling shy...

Listen, when you're so handsome,

why don't you try a career in films?

I've received many offers.

But I'm being selective...

Come into my arms!

No, Gopal!

This can't be!

Why not?

Only because I'm poor?

And you're rich? No power

on earth can keep us apart!

Come into my arms!

But try to understand a

woman's helplessness, Gopal!

This heartless world...

...this world full of enemies will not let us live.

- And that is the truth.

- The truth is that you love me!

You love me and I love you.

Only this is true...

...the rest is fake! Forget it!

Come and embrace me!

Embrace her tightly, Govinda!

- What happened?!

- I felt Shah Rukh Khan had arrived!

Shah Rukh Khan, Sunny Deol, Govinda

...they're the ones in your life!

I'm told you're doing many films with Sunny?

Yes.

People like us paired together.

- And you?

- I like it, too.

He's very handsome.

Why did you ask?

Are you feeling jealous?

I'm afraid I might kill someone!

You're upset?

I was only joking.

You're everything to me...

...you're my beloved.

It's true, Amar.

I can't live without you now.

Let's get married somewhere.

- Oh yes!

- I'll quit acting for you!

No!

There's no need to do that!

Go ahead and act. I'll handle

everything, including the money!

But I'll choose your lead-men.

And you must maintain a distance!

I treat God as witness and...

...accept you with all my heart and soul.

I too treat God as witness and...

...accept you with heart, soul and wealth!

Oh, Dad!

You ruined my beautiful dream!

Did you have to arrive just as

I was about to marry the heroine?

- Couldn't you wait for 2 minutes?

- Shut up and get up!

He sits at the cash-counter and goes to sleep.

Haven't I told you, Babulal, not

to let him near the cash-counter?

How much of money does your

cash-counter have anyway?

A beggar of Bombay would have

more loose change than you do!

Be careful, Babulal. Don't cut his

ear off, like you did yesterday.

- Careful!

- How can currency notes be here?

He took a hundred rupees

yesterday and blew it up!

Not blew it up,

I 'spent' it.

I had a haircut at

Taj Mahal's saloon yesterday.

What?! I shave a hundred people

to put together Rs. 100/...

...and you tip people at the Taj?!

Your hair hasn't been cut, too!

They've been cut in a style you can never tell.

Speaking a lot of English, eh?

You fool! It was with the 'change'

from this cash-counter that I...

...got you educated with;

threats and intimidation's.

I somehow got you into college, too.

But they even kicked you out of there!

I wasn't kicked out...

I quit on my own!

In fact, the Principal couldn't

understand what I said.

I have many ideas in my

brains... dying to pop out!

They're meant for the nation,

and for this generation...

And especially so, for the fathers!

Because, till the parent does not

improve, the nation cannot, too!

The Principal's son could understand this...

...but the Principal couldn't.

But you...

I'll shave off your hair

without even applying water!

Oh come on, Pop!

If you shave my hair, people'll think you've...

- Shut up, donkey!

- Peace, father, peace...

I have a new idea.

Why don't we sell this shop?

We'll get good money.

I mean, we can open a

bangles-shop with that money.

- A bangles-shop?

- Yes. A bangles-shop.

Just imagine...

...we'll be surrounded by beautiful faces all day.

I'll make the daughter's try out the bangles...

...while you will be busy with the mothers.

The sound of laughter...

and the meeting of eyes...

...the spread of their tresses

and the slipping of their veils!

Their pretty and delicate hands

will be in your fat, ugly paws!

You'll very lovingly make

them wear the bangles.

They'll gracefully make sounds of protest.

You will, meanwhile, make noises of mischief!

I told you to take care of his ears!

- It's because of you!

- Because of me?!

You're distracting him!

Get out! Get out!

Watch it, Pop. I can't say about

you, but I command respect here.

Respect indeed!

You steal change from the counter!

You beggar!

Pretending to be a hero, eh?

You're angry now, father.

I'll explain it this evening.

You mean you will return in the evening?!

No father can possibly have

such a useless son as you are!

Indeed there must be!

Like father, like son!

My left-eye's twitching a lot today.

That's considered to be a good omen!

You'll receive good news from everywhere.

Good news, my foot!

The day I became a father

was the last of my good days!

From that day to the present...

...my son Prem has never given

me the opportunity to be happy!

I make the hard-earned

money, and he blows it up!

Who are you cribbing about?

My son!

But what brings you here?

Have you forgotten?

You owe the moneylender Rs.500.

What nonsense!

Oh yes!

The money must be paid, right?

Here's the money in

Prem has cleaned out my money-box!

Why are you making excuses?

That poor chap's sitting at "Wow Wow Studios"

- "Wow Wow Studious", eh?

- Yes.

The film-bug, Johny, has bitten him real badly!

He's swindling my son!

This Johny had sent my father to

Bombay, promising a career in films!

He still hasn't returned!

You find him standing like this in

the crowd scenes in some films.

He's conning my son, this Johny!

Where's my stick?

Wow!

What a face!

What a mug!

It's the only one of its kind!

- What was that?

- I spat to ward off evil!

Well, teacher,

I'll become a star, won't it?

'Become' a star?

You're already a star, pal!

Get on with the

Production now!

It's already started.

I've even spoken to Amitabh.

- What about me?

- You'll play the main lead!

He'll only play your father.

- Will he 'do'?

- Do?! It's more than done!

Amitabh and I... the father and the son...

...and the ensuing clash between the two!

Wow!

What a scene!

Steaming hot... the tea at

"Wow Wow Productions"

Here you are, sir!

Get him a cold drink.

Any news of the call we were

to receive from Subhash Ghai?

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