Andaz Apna Apna Page #2

Oh, that?!

It's due any moment!

I had sent your photographs to Subhash Ghai.

He needs a new 'mug' like

yours, for a film he's making.

It's called

'The Romance of Dracula"

Don't forget my role!

Yes, 'Subbu'?

It's Subhash Ghai on the line!

Convey my respects, too, Sir!

Did you like the photographs?

What?! It's created a furors

in the whole of Bombay?!

Have people liked it so much?

What?!

Oh no...

Is that so?

He showed your photographs to Madhuri Dixit.

What did she say?

She'll work only with him?

And with nobody else?!

That's wonderful!

She even kept a snap of his with herself?!

Oh no!

There are two heroines in the film.

He's spoken to Juhi, too.

She has your address.

She'll be here to meet you.

Will both of them 'do'?

'Do' did you ask?!

Of course they will!

Hey, get up!

Listen to me...

Your work is now accomplished.

But the respect and honor of

"Wow Wow Productions" is ruined!

The shopkeeper says that if he

does not get Rs.500/- immediately...

...he'll take away your camera from here!

I try to give the

Film Industry new faces...

...and they want to take away my camera!

It's only a camera, after all.

Not his good-fortune!

- Give away the camera!

- Wait!

He wants to pay up!

Give it to him...

Throw this money in his face!

I'll do the hitting on your face!

You're squandering away

my money on this baldie!

- He's making me a star!

- A star, eh?

He can't be a peon himself!

I'll make you the hero in my film, too, uncle!

You old sinner!

You've even conned my father!

And you're pretending to be young, eh?

Listen carefully...

...if you fool my foolish son any further...

...I'll put a needle in one ear

and pull it out of your other!

I'll seal your ears, not to speak of shut mouths!

Call me a fool if you like, but

I'll achieve something in life!

- Hello!

- Hello, yourself!

Stitch-up your lips and hold the

tailors' scissors in your hand!

- I can't do that, father!

- Can't do it?

Would you like a begging-bowl then?

No, father...

I can see my goal ahead!

There's the Police Station

and the graveyard ahead!

Which of the two is your goal, son?

How do I explain?

The 'star' of my destiny, is about to shine!

Is it true that you've come

to India only to get married?

Yes.

What's so surprising?

The only daughter of the

filthy-rich Ramgopal Bajaj...

...you've been to the whole of the world.

But why did you choose

India to get married?

I mean, why the Indian boys.

I believe that people here

are in love with love...

I mean, they use their hearts, not their brains.

I too am looking for one such crazy chap.

You'll find him!

It's a country of crazy people!

You'll find thousands of them!

You haven't said something, have you?

- You've heard nothing, right?

- Oh nothing!

I spoke a little.

Can something go wrong if I speak?

You say something, they

understand another thing...

...they understand little, but write a lot...

...they write here, it's published elsewhere...

...whatever is published, is strange...

...and that strange something

could lead to everything strange!

Yes...

It'll lead to something.

Who are you, 'Miss Something'?

This is Karisma.

She's my...

One last question.

If you come across two boys...

...one intelligent and the other

large-hearted, whom will you choose?

They will both be rejected.

Because she likes boys a bit large-hearted.

And intelligent, too.

Isn't Mr. Rustom there?

Why does she sell stale eatables?

How are you, Amar?

Hasn't the strike been called off, Mr. Ahmed?

- No, it's still continuing.

- I can't understand Govt. Policies.

For all that the leaders do, we pay for it, right?

Looks like I'll have to do something.

The bum's arrived at last!

Are you newly employed?

Switch on the fan.

The old thing can fall on your head at any time.

The Beauty from London now in India.

In search of an eligible bachelor.

What a babe!

She looks like a film-star!

She's come here to get married.

Go on and read...

The person whom she marries

will inherit Rs.50 crores!

- Besides two factories in London.

- A diamond-business in Switzerland!

There's a farmhouse, too!

She's not a girl, she's a jackpot!

That's enough!

This news is for me!

- For you?!

- Of course!

- She's my heroine!

- Am I dead, then?!

She's here in India, only for me!

Bravo, my boy!

Manage to trap her just once...

...like I've trapped you... I mean,

like I've made you the hero...

...and bring her here.

Our "Wow Wow Productions" will then

become an international company.

After which, we'll make films only in English.

We'll need lots of money for this!

Money can be arranged.

Sell your father's shop and his house.

Give me half the money, and

vanish with the other half.

I'll sit here and finalize the

story, set-up and music.

Only bring the girl, and become a star.

You ungrateful wretch!

You compete with me, before my very shop!

It's not my own business, sir, it's yours!

Amar drove everybody out of the shop, sir.

I wonder what's happened to Amar.

He's mumbling to himself!

Mumbling to himself?!

You?!

Hats off to you!

I always knew you had it...

But so much!

Amar salutes you!

- What's going on?

- I asked you stand outside.

- You donkey!

- Father?! It's you!

I was awaiting you.

You're great! You're exemplary!

There's no father like you!

You're worth worshipping.

You're supreme!

In fact, I've realized that you're not even man...

You're a great-soul!

Great! Simply superb!

You're the Knowledgeable One!

At last you've heard my prayers, O Lord!

He did that 26 years ago!

Where are your feet?

I want to fall at them!

Oh forget it, son.

But tell me...

...what did you suddenly discover in me?

You don't know your own virtues, father!

You're so great, because you

happen to be Amar's father!

I recognize you now.

Everybody will, too, in the future.

They'll say, "there goes Amar's father"

The cops will say that, too!

"There goes Amar's father"

Whenever I'm happy, you

seem to be sad, father!

What else can I do?

As and when you've been happy,

I've been ruined.

Do you remember, when I

first bought you a bicycle?

You were very happy.

But you crashed into my father's legs.

And till the time he died, he

was known as the lame-duck.

The next time you were happy was when...

...I bought you a firework

called Ram Bharose Rocket...

...you fired it, and burnt down Gupta's shop.

I'm still paying for the damages.

The third time you were happy was when...

...you pulled the string from your aunt's slip...

Forget the past!

I'm about to do something for which I was born!

And what is that?

Stop worrying and imagine...

...a cigar worth Rs.50 in your hand

instead of a 50 paise 'beedi'!

And a hat instead of this cap!

A suit and imported shoes!

- How does it feel, dad?

- Great!

But how will all this be possible?

- I'm going to marry a rich girl!

- Is it?

We'll be rich after that!

I'll open many such shops for you.

Then why don't you get married quickly?

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