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You'll have to sell off your

third-rate saloon for that...

...and give me Rs.25,000!

Rs. 25,000/-?!

You won't get a penny!

Get out!

Out you go!

Here's the money.

Return the 25 paise.

The big noise you make for 25 paise!

That's how I've built this house of mine!

Hi! How was your pilgrimage?

Could you see the deity?

There was a big crowd...

...but somehow I managed to get in.

What's the noise for? Has the

money lender's house been sold?

Not the moneylender's; your house's sold.

My house is sold?!

Hold this!

...who sold it?!

But why are you dragging me?

- Keep the stuff down!

- Father!

He even screams!

F-A-T-H-E-R!

- What's it, son?

- Who's this?

- He's Liyaqat.

- Liyaqat who?

He owns a butcher's shop at Chimney Street.

You mean he'll slaughter animals

instead of using the scissors!

- Who are you?

- Who am I?

I own this house.

I went out and you occupied it!

So what if you did!

So, it's you, eh?

Greetings!

When were you discharged from the hospital?

Your son said you were being

treated for a mental disorder.

Mental disorder?

What's all this?

You have a good son.

He said he needed money

for his father's treatment.

I gave him Rs. 22,000 for this house.

He took the money!

This is my ancestral property, Sir!

It used to be.

It no longer is.

I'll deal with you, Prem!

Bravo, Babulal, my loyal friend...

...you're continuing my business even outside!

Not your business anymore, sir.

It's my own, this time.

Your business is closed.

Your shop has been sold!

Amar sold it to Shankar when

you went away for 2 days.

Your son has sold this shop to me.

I'll sell bangles in this shop now!

He left a note for you.

Wealth worth Rs.50 crores.

The only heir.

I had seen her when she was small.

The poor thing will see

very few days of her youth.

She's coming to India to get married...

It's funny how death drags

a person all over the world.

It's good... it'll be an interesting game to play.

Ask Bhalla to take D'Souza's

place at Shanti Villa.

Yes, sir.

But Mr. Bhalla has a fantastic idea, sir...

...why don't we throw D'Souza

from a cliff at Junagadh...

Keep Bhalla's ideas to yourself.

How each card of this game has to be dealt...

...is something

I know very well.

This is the biggest game of my life.

I'll make each and every move very carefully.

None of them is any good, Robert!

They all have some defect or the other.

Coming to India was a waste of time!

I'm very angry with my manager, D'Souza!

How dare he present such pictures to me!

- Where is he, by the way?

- He's no more, Madam.

Who are you?

Who's he, Robert?

He's our new manager.

The name's Vinod... but everybody

in town calls me Bhalla.

- But where's D'Souza?

- Yes?

He's 'off', Madam.

He means D'Souza is on a long-holiday.

Now I will make all the arrangements here.

I can't figure out anything.

Okay, you may leave now.

Madam wants to rest, and we've got work to do.

Oh Mother!

It was the same again.

Okay, please go ahead.

- You go ahead.

- No, you go on.

- Go ahead.

- Please do.

A couple of aristocratic gentlemen

lost their train in this manner.

Mr. Raj Kapoor has dealt

with this in detail in 'Bobby'.

So, before the bus departs,

let me get in. You can follow me.

Oh sure! Please do!

Come on...

- What do you do?

- Nothing.

I mean, I don't have to work at all.

My father has made a pile.

He's got a flourishing business.

What business?

We're into garments.

We export garments...

Nothing is sold here... everything is exported!

You must have heard the name...

Chaudhary and Sons!

Oh yes!

Chaudhary and Sons!

- I've heard the name.

- You have?

The raw material you use, is from our company.

The Mehta Group... it's a very big company.

We give a lot of people goods on credit...

I think Chaudhary and

Sons owes us money, too.

That's okay.

I'll check the accounts!

"Mehta Textiles!"

"When there's no Chaudhary & Sons

how can there be Mehta Textiles?"

"Chaudhary & Sons, eh?"

"He looks like a worker in

an Indian-smokes factory!"

"The bloody rotten mango!"

Where did you buy that cap from?

From France?

Oh no, it's from Switzerland.

I go there very often.

I like the Sunset there.

The cap's very nice, too.

It looks good on you.

"He looks like an ape with

a watermelon on his head!"

Where did you get this jacket from?

Is it a Chaudhary & Sons product?

- Oh no.

- It must be from America then.

Oh no,

I got it from New York.

Oh?!

I thought it was American.

"He's as big a liar as I am"

"He looks like a monkey

retired from the circus!"

- Where are you both going?

- To Ooty.

- I'm going to Ooty, too.

- Is it? You too?

- We seem to have the same goal.

- We'll have a nice trip.

EROS:

Hey! What are two cups for?

Take away one of them!

- I'll also have tea.

- We'll share the tea, pal!

- It strengthens friendship.

- Does it?

Go on and drink.

We're not sharing tea, my friend.

We're sharing love.

What are you doing? I'll pay!

Take the money back!

- But why?

- It's not fair. Take it back!

- It doesn't matter.

- It does. Take it back!

- That's no friendship...

- Okay.

- I'll take it...

- Pay for it, if you insist.

But I'll pay the next time.

You can't always pay it!

Hey Danny boy!

Take this.

Our friendship will set an

example in the days to come.

Amar! Look at that... your future sister-in-law!

Are you getting married to Madhuri Dixit?

No, not that picture.

The one below that.

She's not my sister-in-law,

but yours, understand?

- Amar, our friendship...

- To hell with it!

I'll get married to her!

- You're doing a somersault!

- So what?

I could tell from the look of you!

Marry Raveena, my foot!

Do you know how you look

in that two-penny cap?

It looks like a watermelon on an ape's head!

Insult?! And you?! This jacket

from the street-shops...

...makes you look like a

retired monkey from a circus!

- Bloody monkey!

- Rotten-mango! I won't spare you!

I won't spare you!

Careful!

Rascals! Getting into fights?!

I'll lock you up!

- Come on!

- We won't fight, Sir!

Our bags are in the bus, sir!

Peace! Peace!

That's a good combination!

This looks like a new

Police Station, sir.

It's brand new!

- Sir, they...

- Quiet. We're talking.

- You remain quiet.

- It's new. Built in 2 months.

- Sir, they both...

- I know theyre Amar and Prem.

You mustn't interfere when

there are big people talking.

- Quiet!

- But they were...

Everything here is new; including the furniture!

I'm only waiting for someone to cut the 'ribbon'.

The lock-up will have to

be inaugurated, you see!

For that, I need a thief, a rascal, a loafer...

...he'll inaugurate the

lock-up and I'll enjoy myself!

We'll take your leave now, sir.

It's been a pleasure meeting you.

I'd brought them here for the inauguration, sir!

They're both ruffians.

They were fighting it out on the streets!

- It wasn't me. It was him!

- Yes, sir...

- No, sir! It was him.

- He started it, sir.

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