Andaz Apna Apna Page #4

- He hit me first, sir.

- But who kicked first?

- Why did you abuse me?

- Didn't you abuse me, too?

But I didn't abuse him, sir!

- I'll lock both of you!

- Look at my face, sir...

...do I look capable of fighting?

I'm a follower of non-violence, sir.

He's a liar, sir.

He's being 'misled' by your looks!

- He thinks you're a fool!

- Fool?!

He called you a fool!

He abused you!

I too could have called you

a donkey? But did I? No!

Because I know that your

appearance is deceptive.

The two of you are calling me

names in 'my' Police Station!

Where is it...

I'll shoot you both!

He abused you. Lock him up!

Let me go!

The Inspector's busy... to

hell with the Commissioner!

It was the Commissioner's phone!

He's put you to trouble, sir!

Look at his audacity!

He wants me locked up!

I know you're great and have

recognized him at the first glance!

He's flattering you, sir!

- He's cut the ribbon, sir!

- There's less of sugar.

- Get some sugar!

- He had your tea, sir!

My tea!

Throw him in the cell, sir!

He drank my tea; called me names!

I'm fed up with both of you!

- Can we go, sir?

- N-O!

I'll deal with both of you separately.

With me first, sir.

I'm in a hurry.

I'm not in a hurry, sir!

Go away... go and sit there.

Go!

- Sit down.

- He waves his gun for nothing!

I had picked Prem's pocket.

Let me see how much 'bread'

the bloody millionaire has!

The bloody ape!

Is there nothing?

"Shame on you, thief?!"

Okay...

Go and sit there.

- But, sir...

- Sit down there!

- Come here.

- Who? I?

Come here!

Oh Mother!

- Listen to me!

- But... sir...

I'll show you something instead.

Come with me...

Come with me and

look at this...

...I've brought the thief you were looking for!

Don't let his innocent face deceive you!

He is, in fact, a dangerous criminal!

Now lock him up, after

charging him appropriately.

Wait a minute...

What are you looking at me and the snap for?

Look at him and then at the snap!

- That's not me, Sir!

- Shall we go?

He's a twin-brother!

"My father always said I'd

make a big name for myself"

Give him a big hand!

"Our darling son will

accomplish something so big..."

Here's your wallet.

Would I leave your wallet,

when you had picked mine?

It has 5 bucks.

You'll need the dough. Bye!

There's no vacant room in this lodge.

- Give me a cot then.

- There's no cot, too!

I'll manage under the cot, too.

- Now listen...

- Look. God's looking at you!

Like you, I'm

His devotee too!

I'll die, if I don't find place to sleep today.

Suppose I die, my blind sister...

...and my poor mother, who's a widow...

My blind sister and my mother who's a widow...

God! I was about to commit a grave sin!

- Listen, I have a room upstairs.

- It'll do.

- There's a lot of stuff there...

- It will do.

- Let's go.

- You're not a man...

- What?!

- You're a Great Soul!

Don't talk...

Just listen.

Where have you brought me, Mr. Sewaram?

Don't talk. Only listen.

- You don't snore, do you?

- Oh no.

There's a graveyard nearby;

the dead shouldn't complain.

Have a bath between 1 and 2 in

the morning when there's water.

- Between 1 and 2 in the morning...

- Don't talk. Listen...

Don't mess with the ceiling-fan.

It can fall anytime.

And don't switch on the

lights after Sunset.

But it's only after Sunset...

What I mean is how will I change?

Why do you need lights

to change your clothes?

Take them off and go to sleep!

- Do you plan to show something?

- Oh no!

The fatso doesn't even allow

the lights to be switched on!

That's okay, sonny-boy...

...once you get Raveena,

there'll be lights all around.

Lights all around.

I'm exhausted...

This is the bed...

let's sleep now.

Your Amar has arrived, Raveena.

Prem really put me into trouble.

But it was your love which saved me.

There must be many donkeys

dreaming about you, Raveena.

But when you meet Prem (Love)...

...you'll fall head over heels in love with him!

My love!

- What are you doing here?

- And what are you doing here?

I think the idiot's dead.

His spirit is roaming...

It must be your spirit.

- Get lost!

- You get lost!

- Go... get lost... damn you...

- Go... get lost... Oh mother!

Hey, Amar...

How are you?

- 'First Class'. How are you?

- 'Tip Top'!

- Y-O-U?!

- Y-O-U?!

- What are you doing here?

- How about you?

- I came here first!

- By conning me!

- You picked my pocket first!

- You did!

What did you say?!

What's going on?

Fighting and arson in my lodge?!

Not fighting!

This is affection!

We were separated in our childhood.

Which explains the affection!

Lots of love!

Why did you get separated?

It wasn't me... we were separated

in the fair held at Kumbh!

It was because he left my hand.

Why did you do that?

Come and embrace me, brother...

Never leave me now!

You've become very fat!

Naughty boy!

Make up for the lost years.

Your love and affection...

...reminds me of that episode of

Raman and Sagar's "Ramayan"...

...in which Lord Rama and Bharat were united.

Not two... take away one cup of tea...

...we'll share the tea.

It'll strengthen our friendship.

Keep it there!

What friendship?

To hell with it!

I'm telling you

Raveena's not for you.

You don't understand and instead get angry!

Be a good boy and return to Bhopal.

You're threatening me!

Do you see these muscles?

I'll crush you!

Flexing muscles, idiot?!

Raveena's mine! Hear that!

Yes.

She's your sister-in-law.

What are you fighting for?

The deserving person from the trio will get her.

- Who's the third?

- Who's the third, punk?

- I'm there, too.

- You?!

How dare you?!

How could you even imagine!

Just as you did!

That's enough.

I've got a nasty temper!

- And then? What will you do?

- I... I'll think...

There's no time to waste.

Do you think we're the only aspirants here?

Go there and take a look...

there are thousands there!

There's a big queue. Tokens are

being distributed for the interview.

I had to wait for 20 hours to even get a token!

Oh Mother! No. 717...

Raveena's in great demand!

It's disgusting...

...there's a limit to unemployment.

Youngsters ought to be ashamed!

One rich girl and everybody's

make a beeline for her!

Even though they lack in looks and talent!

You're one of us, too!

My case is different.

We'll have to do something to begin with.

We'll have to ruin the chances of all

those who have assembled here.

After that, the deserving person will get her.

The deserving will surely get her!

Okay.

Let's go.

Let's go...

I already have her.

You illiterate, ill-mannered, insolent donkey!

You dare ask us for our identity!

Introduce us, Mr. Dhamru!

This is the Nawab Noorali Nizamuddin

Barkatali, alias Bade Miyan.

And this is Ameerali, Ashleelali,

Asli, alias Chhote Miyan.

And I am Damru Tehmurlang Turk.

So many names?

Where are the rest of them?

They're their names.

- Who are you?

- I'm her Sr. Executive Manager.

- And I'm the Junior.

- They appear to be servants.

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