Andaz Apna Apna Page #5

Their faces say it all.

- We can't see our little girl.

- I'm looking for her, too.

Who's the 'little one'?

Raveena Bajaj has a function here.

She's the 'little one'.

She used to play in my lap!

And I used to carry her on my shoulder!

- She used to call me 'Uncle'...

- And I was younger uncle...

Oh, so you're her uncle!

You've come at the right time.

Today she...

...she will choose her bridegroom.

- Bridegroom?

- There are many suitors here...

Because of which we

arranged the function here.

- Idiot! Where are the suitors?

- Over there!

Take me there...

Shame on them!

Look, there they are!

Hey young men!

Come here and listen to me!

Just forget the idea of

getting married to Raveena!

Because she was engaged

when she was a child!

To Prem Singh, that is!

- Go away all of you. Get lost!

- No!

We will not leave!

We will not go!

- Deal with them, Dhumro!

- As you wish, Sir!

Go and bring Raveena here!

Come on! Hurry up!

- Congratulations.

- To you, too.

There are two elderly gentlemen outside.

They claim that they've had

your father playing in their laps!

They also claim that you

used to call them 'Uncle'.

- Uncle?

- Recognize me? I'm your Uncle!

You're scaring the girl!

Come to me, dear...

...do you remember, dear?

We used to go for those walks?

Remember that sweet-meats shop?

Those sweets?

And also the zoo with all those animals...

Step aside!

Come and embrace your uncle!

Come dear, come to me!

She's embraced you enough

when she was a kid.

But I was her favorite!

My sweet, honey, darling!

He seems to be hungry!

Give him something to eat!

Oh no! I'm not hungry!

What are you looking back for, all the time?

The old man suffers fits of epilepsy!

And clings to anyone who comes before him!

Is that so? You have those sweets.

I'll go take a look.

Sweet-meats?!

They're nice indeed!

You're more beautiful than

any of your photographs!

Which is why I've fixed your

marriage with Amar Singh.

- Who's Amar Singh?

- Don't you know Amar Singh?!

- No.

- Amar Singh is the handsome youth...

...who makes girl swoon when

he walks through their streets!

- They really do.

- How can I believe you?

You ill-mannered wretch!

You doubt my words!

People still don't get married in

Aligarh without consulting me!

Not a single marriage!

That's my experience!

My hair hasn't turned gray out

of inexperience, you know!

There are many tales revolving

around me and my brother.

We've done everything since

the Independence of India.

So, you know Raveena

since she was a child, right?

Not only our darling Raveena,

I know her father too!

What else do you know?

When Raveena sat in my

lap, she just wouldn't get up!

She used to pester me for things

to eat and to roam around the city!

Which is why you even chose

the bridegroom for her, right?

What a boy! He's one in a million!

Prem Singh!

- But he said it was Amar Singh.

- The old man's getting senile!

Neither can he see nor hear properly!

What can we do for you?

Just tell me where the other old gentleman is.

He's gone to sleep.

I'm not feeling very good, too...

...I think I too will

lie down for sometime.

We've made all the

arrangements for you to lie down!

- Where's my cane?

- Cane? Here it is!

You should have let me know,

if your disguise had come off.

I too would have fled with you.

May even my enemies not

have friends like you are!

So, return to Bhopal.

This is simply not your ball-game.

What are two cups for?

Take away one!

We'll share the tea.

It'll strengthen our friendship.

Keep it there and scoot!

To hell with your friendship!

You always get me beaten up!

You think I'm a fool, eh?

- I...

- Freeze!

One punch and you'll break to pieces!

Only my back is broken...

Not my elbow!

- Threatening me with your elbow?

- No...

What are you fighting for?

There are only the two of you now.

I've already quit the race.

When were you in the race?

You can't be compared with me!

I was in the race, too!

But I forgot all about

romance, after seeing his fate.

I'm happy as I am. But I'll always

help you. Till I breathe my last!

Learn a thing or two from him!

Look how wise he's being!

Henceforth, you too start helping me, okay?

You'll see it, God will never forgive you!

Why don't you people take turns in trying?

That's a good idea!

I'll make the first attempt.

First get into the position of making an attempt!

You'll suffer the consequences of my curse!

- Have you seen the film 'Sholay'?

- Yes. At least 10 times!

- His father wrote it.

- Don't drag him into this!

In 'Sholay', Amitabh and Dharmendra

tossed a coin to decide everything.

You do that, too. The winner

will make the first attempt.

Yes!

Now, that's a good idea!

We'll leave it to the toss.

Winners are 'Conquerors'

losers are apes!

Now listen...

Heads I win, Tails you lose.

- Is that okay?

- No! Reverse that!

Okay...

Tails you lose, Heads I win.

Here goes the coin... and the winner...

Tails you lose,

Heads I win!

Here I come, Raveena!

If he wins Heads, you win Tails.

You haven't lost! You've won!

Oh yes!

I'm the conqueror!

But he's made an ape out of you!

My plan will take me straight

to the girl's bedroom!

- To the bedroom?

- Absolutely!

Once you reach the bedroom, it

won't take much to reach her heart.

- Oh no!

- But there's a problem.

- The stick.

- Stick?

The girl must be somehow

made to give me the stick.

- But why will she hit you?

- Because I'll worry her.

- So, you'll worry her, too?!

- Yes, a lot...

- But why?

- Because I want her to hit me.

Will you quietly get hit?

- With pleasure.

- Don't worry. I'll supply the stick.

- Really?

EROS:

She's killed him!

Is anybody there?!

No! I haven't done this!

I saw you doing it!

It was your hand!

It was your club!

One hit and the poor chap died!

Listen to me!

The club kept coming before me...

...and he continued misbehaving.

I held myself from hitting him...

But you struck at last!

Listen! Please don't call the Police!

- Who else can I call?

- He's breathing! He'll get up.

How will the poor chap wake up?

Itll take four people to haul him up now.

He's left the world for good!

He died at a young age!

No! Don't call the Police!

I'll get him cured!

Please give me a hand!

Where am I? Who am I?

Who are you people?

Where have I come from?

What's my name?

The poor chap's struck by amnesia!

All this happened because

of the blow you gave him!

Why do you keep scolding me?!

Why is she crying? What blow?

Which blow?

I can't understand anything.

Won't you people tell me?

You tell me! You'll have to!

What have you done, Raveena?

You too scold me?!

I won't speak to anyone!

I'll have to call the police now!

Don't call the police.

Please!

It was I who hit him,

I'll have him treated too.

Till he recovers his memory,

I'll keep him here. Care for him!

You're so nice...

So beautiful...

...how much you care for me.

What's your name, Miss Raveena?

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