Andaz Apna Apna Page #6

Synopsis: Amar and Prem are two rivals who belonging to middle-class families with no scope of future advancement. Both individually, without the knowledge of the other decide to take matters into their hands and find ways to get rich quickly. Chaos and acrimony result when both find each other at loggerheads when both arrive to win the hand of the daughter of multi-millionaire Ram Gopal Bajaj amidst considerable upheavals when Shyam, the twin brother of Ram, decides to do away with Ram and assume his identity and thus take over the estate of the Bajaj family.
Director(s): Rajkumar Santoshi
  4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
8.2
PG
Year:
1994
160 min
2,994 Views


It's necessary for you to recover soon.

- What's the hurry?

- Mr. Bajaj is arriving tomorrow.

I've made a mistake, sir...

I forgot to tell you.

Mr. Bajaj called from London

to say he's coming next week.

Father's funny too!

He's left us here all alone.

There's some problem everyday.

He's not bothered about us!

I think so, too.

He doesn't care for you.

What kind of a father is he?

He should've been here. With you.

Just think; two girls, poor things,

all alone in a strange city...

Robert, dial his number.

I'll talk to him.

Who am I?

Where am I?

Who is this?

You seemed to be pretty

decent in your younger days.

You were fooled, weren't you?

That's the game!

He's my brother, my twin-brother.

Mr. Ramgopal Bajaj.

My name's not Teja... it's Shyamgopal Bajaj.

He was my father's pet.

My old man used to love him a lot.

I wonder what spell he had them under...

...but he was always considered to

be Lord Rama and I was Ravana.

I decided then that I'd knock off

my father and clear his cards, too.

And I gave it a good try.

As it happened, our clerk,

Harishankar, spilled the beans.

But it was good. He used to bore

me with a lot of holy mumbo-jumbo.

I was sentenced to 10 years

of imprisonment in that case.

I was in jail for 10 years!

When I came out, the

whole scene had changed.

He had gone away to London

and multiplied his 1 crore to 30!

But sir, why didn't you go to London, too?

How could I go to London?

The police is on my trail.

Mogambo's nephew is hunting

me for the 5 lakhs I swindled.

Don't I want to see London?

But how could I go?

But now the bad days are behind us.

That girl is his daughter!

Let him enter my domain just once...

...I will not be defeated

like Ravana was!

I'll 'lay out' all his cards!

A profit of millions for only one murder?!

Leave that to me, Mr. Teja.

I'll kill him in a manner he

won't even realize he's dead.

But you will kill him only when

he comes to India, won't you?

But when will he come to India?

When will he?

His daughter's here, sir.

He'll certainly come, too!

Good!

That's very good!

Kill his daughter then!

- Who's that? Miss Raveena?

- What's it, Tilu?

When I got up this morning,

I saw that I had lost my eye-sight.

Where are we, by the way?

The world seemed strange

when I lost my memory...

...and now it's turning dark,

when I've lost my eye-sight.

Get a grip on yourself, Tilu.

Control, my foot!

Excuse me... step aside!

Leave me! Leave me!

- No!

- Let me go!

I have right to live!

- What's going on here?

- He's committing suicide.

Oh?!

There's someone to see you, Madam.

Let go of me!

Let me go, I said!

Oh God!

- Who are you?

- What is it?

Please don't worry.

I'm a Police Doctor.

Just as the police smells out the criminals...

...I reach the patients with the scent I get, too.

Old?

Khurana... not Purana (Old)...

Dr Prem Khurana!

I have information that there's

a patient hiding in your house.

I didn't do it deliberately...

I was only standing with the club...

I know that!

But where is he?

How should we have known

that he'd lose his memory?

Tilu's eye-sight is failing him, too.

- Tilu?

- Yes, we found him at the Lake...

...so we call him Tilu.

He'll see everything clearly

when he catches sight of me!

Hasn't he recognized me?!

- Will he get back his memory then?

- Of the last seven births!

- I know this ailment well.

- Who's he, Miss Raveena?

He's a doctor.

I'm a pretty old hand.

He seems more like a carpenter!

- My father was a carpenter.

- I don't want him treating me.

Give me poison instead.

I'd rather die.

I'll fulfill that wish too.

Leave her hand.

- No.

- Let go of her hand!

He has a contagious disease!

Everything will be okay, now that I've come.

The name's Prem...

Prem Khurana.

See how I set him right now.

Our friendship?! Have you forgotten?

I'm your friend, after all!

- To hell with it!

- I feel like strangling you!

I'll give you an injection meant

for horses. You'll neigh, too!

What are you discussing with him?

- That's very confidential.

- Confidential?

Distractions! Tilu!

The treatment!

What's all this?

You can understand this, Miss.

I don't want my memory.

I'll manage with what little I have.

This is a disease which spreads at his touch!

To treat him, you must

keep him away from food.

Will he recover his memory if

he's hit on the same spot again?

- That's possible.

- Oh no!

Can we give him another blow then?

He must be hit on the same spot.

A hard blow!

I'll hit him! I'll succeed if

I give him two or four blows!

I've had it!

You hit him earlier, Miss Raveena.

Let me try now.

You're going to get a sound thrashing!

Leave this to me.

Only tell me when and how

many blows he must be given.

Can I try, sir?

Two and two...

Four in all!

Everybody will be given a fair chance.

Give him two blows, when he gets up.

Keep giving him two blows, as

and when he wants to sleep.

I get up before everybody else does, sir.

There's nothing to worry about, is there Doctor?

I've given him the injection.

He needs blessings and blows now.

Don't forget to keep hitting him.

Till he recovers,

I'll stay here.

- An unwanted guest?

- That's how I am.

Accommodate him in the outhouse, Robert.

Not there; In this house, near your room.

- Give me the room opposite mine.

- Is there nothing adjoining?

- There is. Near mine.

- Opposite will do. Thanks.

The doctor's very nice. Isn't he?

Gone crazy over him, have you?

Hurry up...

We've to give Tilu some blows.

- This is a unique bouquet, Robert.

- It's beautiful, sir.

- I've kept a time-bomb in it.

- You hold it.

It's time for Raveena to come out.

When she smilingly picks it up,

it'll blast at the appointed time.

And that will be the

last 'time' of her life.

It's time for you to keep the bouquet.

But if I keep it, the police will...

Don't worry, Robert.

I've written Tilu's name on it.

Tilu will go to prison, and Raveena to heaven.

It's like killing two people using the same arrow!

It's like killing two, with one arrow.

Go now. There's very little

time in the time-bomb left.

Have you switched it on?!

- Is the car ready, Robert?

- No! Yes... it is!

No!

I've kept the time-bomb on the table, sir.

Raveena will be out soon.

Good-timing is okay, but

when will good times come?

Good times will be upon us very soon...

What's that?

Flowers?!

For Raveena? From Tilu?!

You dare do this!

I'll put my name there...

What's going on, Doctor?

Who are you giving the bouquet to?

And what's this behind you?

What are you hiding?

For Raveena, is it?

...Tilu!

Your name instead of mine, eh?

Don't mess with me...

Mr. Tilu!

Who's Tilu?

I'll give you a kick!

What's up?

What's happening, Tilu?

I brought you flowers, but the

doctor wants to beat me up!

- Well, doctor?

- I brought the flowers!

- I brought them!

- I did!

- I brought them!

- I did!

Start counting, Robert.

Have the good times arrived?

- You threw it!

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