Andaz Apna Apna Page #8

whether he has recovered!

Try to understand, Madam...

You've changed colors ever

since the doctor has arrived!

Haven't you changed, too?

Is he the one being treated or is it you?

At this rate, you'll be a patient too!

It's Robert's birthday.

On this happy occasion, he

has prepared a special drink.

It's called the

"Drink of the Heavens"

You may present the drinks, Robert.

You didn't tell me it was my birthday.

Take this glass.

Please, sir...

Cheers for Robert's birthday

and to my regained memory!

You think we'd really believe

you've regained your memory?

- What proof do you have?

- Proof? Idiot!

I remember everything!

I was a champion at football!

I even remember that historic match of 1988...

...when I scored six consecutive

goals for Mohan Bagan!

Let me show you how.

I was positioned here...

...and here was the

wicket-keeper of the opposition.

The goal-keeper, idiot!

This is soccer!

- Give me your glasses. Quick!

- Our glasses? Why?

- Come on!

- Here you are.

Strange servants this house has!

Your glasses! Climbs the sofa, insolent girl!

May I have your glass, too, Miss Raveena?

Let her finish her drink!

- Okay, you have it.

- No, I don't want it.

- Go ahead. It's your birthday!

- It's okay... play your game.

As I had the ball with me,

I was surrounded...

...I was here and there, there and here...

...left and right, fooling everyone of them...

...they kept running helter-skelter.

Making them dance, I approached...

...maneuvering my way to the goal-keeper...

I made the goal-keeper dance, too...

And then... GOAL!

Do you have your proof now?

Do you believe me? Yes!

- Here are your glasses.

- 'Our' glasses?

- Here are yours.

- No, thank you.

Strange servants. They now

refuse to take it! Take the glasses!

Good... it's very good.

Why aren't you people drinking?

Go ahead. It's very good!

Don't show your teeth.

Drink it!

It's my birthday, Madam.

I'll drink last.

He's insulting you, Miss Raveena!

- What was that, Bhalla?

- I'll drink it, Madam.

Now... you drink.

There's something fishy here.

Go on, drink it!

Drink it!

Swallow it! Go on!

You'll get a blow! Swallow it!

I knew something of this sort would happen.

If we go on like this, we'll be

made the 'game' one day!

I've got great satisfaction!

Sorry, sir.

We made a mistake.

That younger boy...

Please don't worry, Mr. Teja.

Till when will the prey escape the lion?

According to my new plan...

What kind of people have you employed, Teja?

They wear suits worth Rs. 10,000 but

don't possess brains worth 10 paise!

You'll end up in a heap, if

you keep such company.

You'll have to do something on your own, Teja!

Stand on your own two feet.

Start now, Teja!

You both can't do a thing.

I think I'll have to deal with you now.

There's a fair being held

at Fort Mayavi tomorrow.

Both these girls will go to the fair, too.

They will be killed there.

Very good.

But I will come to the fair, too.

I'll deal the cards henceforth.

But those two jokers...

what's to be done with them?

They both are destined to die at my hands.

According to the plan...

Hurry up, Miss Raveena. There's

a time to get to the temple.

Only then are you granted your wish.

What are you looking back for?

Don't mention that inauspicious name now.

- Let's go, 'Uncle"...

- Well, my son...

...where are you taking your sister?

Sister? Are you blind?

Let's go!

Okay, sit down.

- Take my hand, dear.

- Yes, he's an old man.

What's the matter, dear?

Where's the glow of your face?

Maybe you had to accompany

someone else and are not!

O God! You and your ways!

Grapes for an ape!

You dare call her an ape?!

No, son...

I called her the grape...

Grape?! That's a nice fruit.

You can move a little, dear.

Don't touch her! Let's go!

Old ass!

Thinking of your father, son?

Let's go...

We'll go... from the presence of everybody else!

Let's go...

The rose fell off!

Get it back for her, son.

We're getting late.

I'll get you another.

What a shame!

Had the rose fallen off from my wife's hand...

...I would have leapt after it!

Shame on the youngsters of the day!

- I'll get it.,

- Sit down.

You'll take ages!

Let's go!

Hey, old man!

Where are you taking her?!

EROS:

- You're very much 'that'.

- What?

- 'That'.

- What?

That!

'That', eh?

'That' I am.

The love-birds are here,

but where are my guys?

- Where were you?

- We fell asleep, sir.

- Where's the gun?

- I have it, sir.

Here it is.

- What's this?

- This is Vasco Da Gama's gun.

Which 'Mama' (Uncle)

It's Vasco Da Gama's gun.

You don't have to aim with this.

Just imagine the guy and fire... it finds its target!

Let me take a look, Sir.

What was that?

What do you think went wrong?

That's life, pal...

You win some, lose some.

It's all part of the game.

Hadn't I asked you to return?

That you couldn't win here?

Just think; there's such a difference

between you and Raveena.

You need looks and luck to

marry such a wealthy girl.

You lack both.

I know very well...

...the broken heart, affects the brains, too.

Look what I've got.

Rum to drive away sorrows...

Have this tonight, to lessen

your burden of sorrow.

But don't get hooked; it affects your liver.

I've got something to talk to you about.

Go upstairs. I've no time.

Talk to Prem.

You're misunderstanding me.

I don't talk to servants.

Good-bye.

I want to say something to you, Prem.

But that shouldn't affect our relationship.

Relationship? What relationship?

You're a strange girl!

I'm not what you think I am.

- Meaning?

- I'm not Karisma.

What difference does it make?

If not Karisma, you could be

Jamila, Shakila, Sunita or Papita...

...whatever you are, my boat has capsized!

You see, that

Raveena is not Raveena...

...she's me and I'm her.

You are not you, it's her...

...she's not her, she's you.

You are not you and she's not her.

Am 'I' what I am, or not what I am?

Who am 'I'?

Idiot! I'm Ramgopal Bajaj's

daughter, Raveena Bajaj.

She's our accountant

Harishankar's daughter, Karisma.

- What?!

- Yes.

We had swapped names.

I wanted a boy to love me, and not my wealth.

And that love...

I've found in your eyes, Prem.

Really?

I have never liked India.

Even my friends used to tell me this.

"Amar, you're not made for this country"

"You should be elsewhere"

It's good that you came from

abroad and like a jeweler...

...recognized a diamond.

Otherwise, the people here

are, well... like Indians.

They could never know my true worth.

I've been trying to tell you...

You're trying to say that after

marriage we'll stay in London.

That we will have to do.

To handle the huge business

empire of your father...

...I'll have to stay in London.

You want to share your joy.

I believe in that, too.

Excuse me...

The evening shall be spent in our name.

The champagne and dinner for the

evening, for all of you, is on us!

Applause!

- How's that possible?

- You see, I can understand you.

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