Andreas und der Knochenmann Page #2

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Don't leave me stranded!

Good morning.

Morning, Alex.

Here's 3 months, and...

after that, payment by standing order.

Why are you paying?

- Is it any of your business?

Maybe.

Something's burning.

It's supposed to.

Eggs, cooked special.

The way he likes them.

How does he like them?

Shaken or stirred?

Thanks.

My pleasure.

Tell Mr. Horvath I said hi!

I'll tell him.

Do you know this Horvath?

No.

Hi.

The leasing company...

wants to know where the car is!

I wanted to bring it last night,

but it snowed.

Snowed?

Total snow chaos.

The news didn't mention any snow chaos.

Berti, I'll call you later, OK?

Can I help?

Yeah.

I've never seen anything like this.

Why are you crushing it?

For feed.

Who eats this stuff?

- The chickens.

The fresh ones are cheaper that way.

Wow.

It's a never-ending cycle.

Not exactly nature's cycle, though.

Why not?

That's cannibalism.

But no chemical additives.

Organic.

Yeah.

This goes to the chicken farm.

Thanks.

See you later.

No, I'm going back to Vienna.

I'm done here.

I see. Good-bye.

Hey.

Yeah?

A chicken farm...

- Yeah?

What's it like?

Hard to explain. Why?

Be interested to know.

You may never eat chicken again.

I don't like chicken anyway.

In that case,

get in.

Go ahead and smoke.

I smoke too much anyway.

No, really. I don't mind.

You're just saying that.

No, smoke, please.

You sure?

- Yeah.

As long as you don't kiss me.

You spoiled my cigarette.

My husband.

That's your husband?

What's going on?

That f***ing bastard!

Who?

He withdrew more money.

Then he drove me off the road.

The maniac! They should lock him up.

Pauli, it's his money.

It's my money too.

I didn't work all my life for nothing.

Since when do you work?

That's new to me.

You're just like him.

You're not all there.

- Don't touch me.

Divorce me, and marry my father.

The perfect couple.

He can't f*** and you won't.

The two of you...

I'll get a lawyer. Just you wait!

And he is going to find out...

what that old bastard

is doing with the money.

Wait, I'm not doing anything.

Get out please!

Out!

- It wasn't like that.

It really wasn't!

- Get out!

Great!

Was that necessary?

Are we back in business?

No.

15,000 euros. Cash.

I charge extra for morons.

F***ing city slickers!

Don't be so childish!

C'mon, give me a...

Twenty thousand.

Yes.

That's all I have.

Give me the cassette now!

You know how many men I've killed?

Five.

Five people.

And I still sleep like a baby.

And do you know why?

I had a good reason for every one of them.

How do you sleep?

It was an accident.

It was a very nice funeral.

The family cried and cried.

Lots of relatives.

Flowers. Food.

Big feast. Very expensive.

It turns out he has an illegitimate child.

It all costs money.

That's all I've got.

I want another seventy thousand.

I can't give you what I don't have.

You have a very nice Porsche.

But it belongs to my son.

C'mon, be more cooperative.

You're the Papa, take it from him

and give it to me.

No, I can't do that.

Maybe that's how you people are...

You want to find out?

I can show you how we are.

I want that Porsche tonight.

I want to set something straight.

Can I just say 3 things?

1. I didn't accept your husband's offer.

2. I'm not planning to either.

And 3...

I don't need a number three.

I'd like to be alone.

You'll have to shut the door.

Nice place.

I'm not quite settled in yet.

At least it's warmer.

- We get the heaters in May.

Is this the living room?

And kitchen.

There, an open kitchen...

with the dining area

and living room.

This goddamn house!

I wish I could just blow it up.

It's not the house's fault.

It's half his.

Then I'd blow it up.

But just his half.

Aren't you cold?

I'm freezing.

Can you warm up to this?

To what?

I've never smoked one.

Never?.

- No.

Then you better not.

I don't want to corrupt you.

Yeah,

you're right.

Maybe I'll go away.

Go where?

Anywhere.

Start over.

Fresh start.

What would you do?

Work in a restaurant.

It's all I know how to do.

Jerk.

My body feels like rubber.

Rubber would be cool.

If you're made of rubber, and you fall down,

you automatically bounce back up.

Say that again.

If you're made of rubber and you fall,

you bounce back up,

Like a ball.

Why?

Forget it.

What are you waiting for?.

What do you mean "waiting"?

Just in general.

What should I be waiting for?

I don't expect much anymore.

I wish I could take you home.

I've heard that before.

But nobody does it.

Well, I'm serious.

Just say the word.

I better not.

But you want to leave.

Not to go to Austria.

I want to go home.

Good evening.

What can I get you?

The boss said

I could borrow a tarp.

So?

I'd get it,

but I don't know where it is.

Neither do I.

The storeroom.

I don't know where that is,

but since you work here,

you might.

What are my chances?

You know what I wish?

I hope it's not indecent.

It is.

I won't be able to sleep at night.

That's normal at your age.

Whose clothes are these?

Guests forget things.

I could use some.

I didn't bring any.

Then go home.

What are you doing?

Look at this!

Mr. Horvath!

He forgot a lot.

He's probably running around naked.

That's old stuff he threw away.

Old stuff?

These shoes are brand new!

He's throwing more clothes away

than I own!

Why don't you tell me what's going on?

Mr. Horvath is working on

an important exhibition...

and doesn't want to be disturbed.

And you happen to know that?

I'm his sister.

He saw the suitcases.

Then hide them.

Why?

Horvath won't be needing them.

Sometimes I get so scared.

We'll get through this.

You're still here.

I thought you were done here.

I decided to extend.

Because of the fresh air?.

Yeah.

And the friendly people.

Here, I'll help you.

Aren't you bored in the country?

- No, today was fascinating.

I saw your machine.

My machine?

- In the basement.

Who showed it to you?

Your daughter-in-law.

Room number?

Seventeen.

See, that's how it is in the country.

What?

You meet the whole family.

At the end of the day you know everyone.

Except Horvath.

Yeah, yeah. Good night, Mr. Brenner.

Same to you.

Wait here.

Want a drink?

No, the Porsche.

My son drove off in it.

You take me for a fool?

That's not healthy.

- C'mon, have a drink.

You listen to me:

I can sell your little c*nt,

and she'll end up between Istanbul

and the Black Sea.

Turkish men are mean when they f***.

Or I can sell her to special customers.

They make very nice videos.

The girls never come back.

But I can get you one of the videos.

Having trouble sleeping?

Can I put this on my tab?

Are you always up this early?

Masquerade ball tonight.

Lots of food to prepare.

What are you cooking?

Goulash.

Goulash.

Hey,

mind if I dunk?

- What?

I'm so hungry.

Yeah?

He's signing it over next year,

then I'll be the boss.

You said that 2 years ago.

But next year it's happening.

Sure.

Stop laughing!

Stop laughing!

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