Andreas und der Knochenmann Page #3

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Who do you think you are?

You'll never be anyone's boss.

Now get out of here!

Aren't you eating?

Too early for me.

You're really missing out.

It's so tender.

When I make myself a steak,

it's always as tough as leather.

Don't salt it until the last minute.

Right before it goes in the pan.

C'mon, Pauli!

Your clothes stink, get out of here!

C'mon, let's snuggle.

- Kiss my ass!

Fine with me.

- Oh God.

Good.

Someone is in there.

No driver's license.

File a report!

We'll notify the authorities in Bratislava.

Serbian passport?

- Bratislava?

The car is from there.

Pauli!

What happened?

Accident.

Want to go ice skating?

I have to go shopping.

For what?

Underwear.

I can give you a ride.

If you don't mind a detour.

- Detour?

I might need your help.

For what?

Come and see.

Watch this!

OK.

Lie on your stomach!

That hurts a little.

No!

But I don't want to go to Austria.

You can go home if you don't like it.

I promise.

But I don't have a passport.

All my papers are in the safe.

And Evgenjev...

He'll kill us all.

Oh, he won't do anything.

It'll all work out.

This is Mr. Brenner.

He used to be a cop.

How long?

19 years.

With the police for 19 years.

He's your bodyguard now.

Hi, Berti!

You picked a bad time!

What do you mean "bad"?

You know what that car costs per day?

Yeah, I know.

You know you're paying for it too?

I know.

Then when do I get the car?.

Tomorrow?

No, not tomorrow!

Today, I need it today!

Can't do it today!

Why?

Because I can't do it today!

Where are you?

In Bratislava, I'm out of change.

In Bratislava!

With the leased car!

That's enough, you dirty pervert!

What's going on?

Pervert!

Is Evgenjev back yet?

Give me your hand.

Is Evgenjev back yet?

Not yet.

Damn!

What was that?

I don't know.

I'll have a look.

No chance without a blowtorch.

Sh*t.

Let's go.

Don't catch cold!

Where the hell is Evgenjev?

Hi.

Give me a hand.

Give her my flat

and move me into room 3.

Have fun.

What?

I said:
Have fun.

One more word and I kick your ass.

All I said was "have fun".

There's no harm in saying "have fun".

Get out!

I said:
Get out!

- I'm on my way.

Blow job, no rubber,

and I come in your mouth.

You're never hitting me again!

Ana is dead.

And Evgenjev?

Missing.

The Austrians don't even know

Evgenjev was in the car.

Did you get me my visa?

Maybe he's just lying low?

I don't think so.

He would have called.

You're 100 euros short!

What's wrong with you?

Can't you see I've got problems?

You're talking about a measly 100 euros!

Get the f*** out of here!

Evgenjev is missing, Ana is dead,

my leg is shattered.

Nitpicker! Get lost, a**hole!

Come this far and you get a prize.

- A trip to the hospital?

Something better.

Really. What do I get?

You'll see.

Don't lean backward!

I'm leaning forward not backward!

Should we go to the hospital?

No! I'm OK.

Just imagine...

there's a rope between your eyes

pulling you forward.

What?

A rope between your eyes.

Growing out of my brain?

- Yeah.

Like a horror movie!

It's just an image

to keep you from leaning backward.

I'm all the way forward!

Let's drop the rope, OK?

Good idea.

Just imagine...

No more imagining anything, OK?

Easy, easy!

Get out of here, b*tch!

I can't brake yet.

- Shall I show you?

Can I lean on you?

I feel so tired.

No, c'mon, it'll pass.

Really?

Come on!

Well, what about it?

What about what?

I was supposed to get a prize.

A prize?

You said I get a prize.

You got one.

But I barely noticed.

C'mon!

I've had enough.

C'mon! Sorry.

C'mon.

No.

I'm not kissing you.

Who says I want to kiss you?

That's how you look.

How do I look?

Like you want a kiss.

I do?

I can see it in your eyes.

The things you see.

That's right.

My ass is getting wet.

Hello!

My car is kaput, and...

Can you help me?

What?

I say:
Car kaput,

and leg not work!

I think it's a Russian.

Keep driving!

Kaput! Please help!

Did you like it?

Delicious.

There's a ball tonight.

What?

Dancing.

Music.

- Dancing?

You dance with me?

The owner doesn't dance in his own restaurant.

Please.

Hi, Papa.

What do you want?

Can we meet?

Ground floor?.

What?

So you don't push me out the window too...

Pauli, come here. Let's talk.

Don't tell me what to do!

Where can we meet?

In one hour, in the disco.

Thanks. See you later.

Problems?

No.

Hello.

Are you crazy?

Here, my visa.

Pauli?

That's enough, you dirty pervert!

Where did you get that?

What do you care?

Up sh*t creek, aren't we?

Is it money you want?

You don't have any left.

Sign the business over to me,

or I'm going to the cops.

You can play boss in prison,

and your whore can visit once a month.

I still have money, Pauli.

I want the family business.

You're not cut out for it.

People don't like you.

You arrogant old bastard.

You wanted it this way.

C'mon, be smart. Take the money.

Open up!

You won't tell me what to do ever again!

Hello.

I want to file a report.

That's our parking space.

My father killed a man.

That's still our parking space.

But...

Pauli, get off our parking space, alright?

Anything else?

- Yes.

Take the bones downstairs.

Brenner.

I'm disappointed in you.

What's gotten into you?

You weren't such an a**hole before.

I'm coming to pick up the car myself.

Kick him out!

He's not on the payroll.

And this goes with that.

We don't investigate movie murders.

This is real!

You've gone too far.

Is he your friend?

Who?

Always fooling around.

Is this you?

A joke.

That's my funny friends.

We have work to do.

Play your pranks on someone else.

Bye.

- Yeah, yeah, get lost!

Where did you get that?

Someone must be looking for this.

Yeah, hopefully.

Maybe it was an accident.

See what happens when you eat chicken.

Is it a male or a female finger?.

Maybe it was Horvath's.

There is no Horvath here.

I thought his sister worked here.

What sister?.

The waitress.

That's ridiculous.

Do you think I'd lie to you?

No.

If this gets out,

the health officials will come in...

and close the place down.

Pretty?

Gorgeous.

Can I help?

No. Have a look around.

Masquerade ball?

- Got room?

Nope!

We're full,

but you can man the oars!

Get in!

Evening.

- Men, make room!

Where do you come from?

Vienna!

A Vienna Choirboy!

I don't believe it!

Alright, I'll do it.

But I'll take you to him.

That's all.

Good enough.

And I want to be alone with him.

I'll arrange it.

And...

then what?

I'll ask him where Evgenjev is.

It's not easy

to get my father to talk.

I get everyone to talk.

I have my methods.

I torture them to death.

Thank you.

Hello, lovely lady!

Do you have room?

- Sure.

Crawl in!

Excellent.

Watch your feet!

We're full,

but you can man the oars!

Is that the only joke you've got?

A**holes!

Hello.

No costume?

Nobody knows me here anyway.

And you?

Ever want to be someone else?

What?

Pretend you're someone else?

I did that for 8 months.

Hi, Papa.

Cat got your tongue?

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