Andreas und der Knochenmann Page #4

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I've got nothing to say to you.

I might be willing to compromise.

I've got too much work now.

Get over here and help!

OK, let's talk. Now, I'm in...

We can talk tomorrow.

Well?

What?

When is he coming?

He's working right now.

When is he coming?

You said you'd get him to come.

He'll come.

A little later.

No, please, no!

Great mask.

That's too thick.

Alright, a**hole!

Brenner, you're paying me.

You're paying me every last cent!

Hi!

What are you doing here?

Don't play dumb! I saw the car.

Want a drink?

Why don't you come back to Vienna?

In that car?

Brenner, I know you,

if I don't have the keys in 5 minutes...

I'll pay all the expenses, OK?

You're paying for something?

Just enjoy yourself!.

We need more lemon.

Not bad!

How did you do that at your age?

Screw you.

Is it easier to pick up chicks

in the country?

You're already taken.

- Sure, but...

I mean, just for sport.

See the waitress?

Hot.

Her brother is Horvath, the painter.

The painter has disappeared.

- Disappeared?

Look in the glove compartment.

That's where he is?

Just go look.

He's not answering.

Bring him down here.

I told you I didn't want to be there.

And I told you to go get him. Now!

This song is for the boss.

Where is he?

That's OK. We're loud enough.

Don't shoot!

No!

Don't tell me it was all for nothing.

I beg you!

You're a good dancer.

- Thanks.

You owe me 50 euros.

- What?

Where's my old man?

Hey, what's going on here?

Igor!

Thanks.

I'm Berti.

I'm from Vienna.

Great evening.

Was that it?

Work on it a little more!

Franz!

Give me a glass, please.

Thanks.

Mr. Brenner.

How's love treating you?

So I'm "Mr. " Brenner again?

Maybe it's better this way.

Cozy out here.

Wouldn't you rather go inside?

No.

I need some fresh air.

I can't think of anything to say either.

Just say what you're thinking.

It helps sometimes.

Yeah?

It helps?

Alright, Mr. Brenner,

what are you thinking?

Honestly?

Might be interesting.

I'm thinking about a finger.

A finger.

I found a finger.

In your basement.

Yeah, yeah.

The things one finds, hm?

What are you thinking now?.

Honestly?

It's none of your f***ing business, Brenner.

Honestly.

Leave me alone.

That won't make things better.

They don't need to get better.

Everything is fine.

Can I have a cigarette?

Heavy smoker, eh?

Can I be honest with you?

I'd rather you told me pretty lies.

I'm looking for Mr. Horvath.

He might even be dead.

Or at least short a finger.

That's ridiculous.

Are you two together?.

Yes.

Alright, I've had enough.

Come with me.

What's wrong?

C'mon!

Close the door.

So, let's have it!

I'm Horvath.

And I'm not short anything.

In fact,

I've got a few inches to spare.

So, Mr. Brenner.

The case is solved now.

Are you happy?

I'm sorry.

Thanks.

What are you waiting for?.

Who me?

I'll waive a month's payment on your car.

I see. Handicap bonus.

That's not what I meant.

You're a wonderful woman.

In part.

Where have you been?

With Mr. Horvath.

Thank God.

Why didn't you tell me?

That's not an answer.

Are you happy with your room?

Why?

They remove the testicles and spongy tissue,

but leave the sensitive skin.

Modern medicine is amazing.

It's just really expensive,

but the boss is paying half.

Why?

He had cancer.

Penile cancer.

So?

They had to remove quite a bit.

He'll get my spongy tissue.

You can do that?

Yes, it's like transplanting any other organ.

And afterwards, you're going to look how?.

That looks pretty normal, actually.

Sh*t.

The next step is to separate the shaft...

of the penis from the skin.

Nerves and blood vessels

remain attached to the skin.

Then the skin of the penis is...

inverted into the vaginal cavity.

Inverted?

Tucked in.

And there's space down there...

for it to be tucked in to?

It will look like this.

It will be a pure love vagina,

without pregnancies or menstruation.

Patients operated on using this method...

have a higher than 80 % rate of orgasm.

After your operation...

Yes?

Will you prefer men...

or women?

Depends on if I like the person.

I see.

I have to go downstairs.

Why?

I bought raffle tickets.

Are you coming?

I'll come down later.

Everything OK?

Yeah.

Where are you going now?.

To the raffle.

Ladies and Gentlemen!

And now for...

the highlight of the evening...

He's going to kill us all.

Who has number 243?

The lucky winner!

Right!

Don't run away!

It's no use.

73...

Time for the sausage.

Who has ticket number 123?

I do.

That was close.

Look!

Isn't this a rip-off?.

What's going on here?

Go back out, please!

Go on, there's nothing to see!

Get out!

I got it.

Rinse it.

Do you have freezer bags?

Put it in.

You have to wash it again.

- I know.

Knot it.

Another freezer bag...

With ice cubes...

Twist it closed.

What's going on?

Listen up!

Once we have your data,

you can leave in an orderly manner.

If you've been drinking, let us know.

We'll get a bus to take you home.

You're lucky, it's a clean cut.

You might even get full motion back.

- Hopefully.

At Meidling Emergency

they're specialists.

We're going to the county hospital.

Don't do it.

They're butchers.

They are?

- He's right.

Hand over the finger!

Where can we question you tomorrow?.

Meidling Emergency Hospital.

You've only got 2-3 hours.

We'll make it. I'll drive!

Drive what?

We only have one car.

Berti, you can't be serious.

It'll stay cool longer.

Stop throwing my finger around!

Feel any phantom pain yet?

What do I tell the cops?

The truth.

What good will that do?

Hope you don't call.

Hope you don't answer.

I'm going back in.

No use watching me go.

What did I say?

You don't have to move out tonight.

I'm going with them.

- No, please.

Stay with me.

I mean,

people can change, don't you think?

I'm in the process.

I'll do everything you say.

Whatever you want.

Just tell me, and I'll do it.

Did you hear me?

Yeah.

I've got two fingers now.

You can take your pick.

This is withholding evidence.

Should we drive back?

No.

But what do we do with it?

Bury it.

Bury it? Where?

In my girlfriend's yard

next to her 5 cats.

Whoever this was,

he didn't deserve that.

Cats.

Sh*t.

- Great!

With your foot.

You don't use your foot!

My dad always did.

In the 50s. Tools were different then.

- No, in the 70s.

I'm not as old as you.

- But already senile,

or we wouldn't have taken

a wrong turn.

There are these big signs.

And the signs tell me where to go.

OK, calm down.

- Calm down?

Like I'm going to calm down!

Great!

No more ice.

My finger is rotting, and I should stay calm?

Since you fell in love,

you've been taking

better care of yourself.

Should I call the undertaker or an ambulance?

You're asking for a fat lip.

We need an ambulance on the autobahn.

Headed for Kagran.

A severed finger.

Between the entrance...

from the Grtel and...

No, going downtown.

It's at the bend in the autobahn...

No accident.

That's right, a severed finger,

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