Angie Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 107 min
- 636 Views
Bagels.
- So, Noel, you like kids?
- Sure.
That's why I stayed one
'til I was 35... 38, 42... Hike!
- Sure, I'd like to have a whole rake of 'em.
- You don't say.
- What's the music?
- Jules Massenet. It's from a ballet.
It's all about a guy
and a girl... and death.
And death comes
to take the guy.
You know, death:
White face, black tights, bad attitude.
And the girl tricks death into taking
her instead of the guy.
- Hmm.
- Atta girl.
- This an Irish chick?
- Huh?
- She obviously ain't Italian!
- Shut up.
How you doin'?
Wow!
Hello.
You must be my 12:00.
So, what is this?
- It's an office.
- Yes, I see that.
Your machine said
to try you at your office.
You know, here I thought
you were an artist.
- I sleep with you once and now you're in a suit.
- I told you I was a lawyer.
Yeah, but you
never tell the truth.
Well, the lonely painter in the loft was
working so well, and people hate lawyers.
No, people hate lies.
So, is this really yours?
Maybe you rented it to impress me.
No, I rented the apartment
to impress you.
Let's make a system of bells. One ring,
you're full of sh*t; two, you're not.
Fine, so,
what do you do?
- I'm a fashion model.
- Bong!
- Screw you!
- Well.
- What I mean is, you're
far too intelligent. - Yes.
Good save,
but screw you anyway.
Never met a woman
like you.
I've met teamsters
like you.
Teamster ever do this?
Yeah, but I told him I was married
and that was the end of it.
Should I come back
at 1:
00?How many times has
this happened to you?
At Dopodomani Plumbers
we guarantee...
Cut, cut, cut.
Vinnie, we gotta do it again.
You're doin' great, but remember
you're a little stiff.
What's the first thing
I said to you about the camera?
- "The camera is your..."
- My friend.
- Right. And it's never gonna
talk back to you. - Right.
Say whatever you want. Just
talk to the camera, nice, friendly...
All right.
Thanks.
- Okay. Ready, Vinnie?
- Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Ready... action.
- How many times has this
happened to you? - Cut.
- What's the matter?
- That smile. You know how to smile?
I'm not smilin'?
- Just dial... 1-9-1-0...
- No, no, no.
- What?
- Vinnie. Vinnie.
Just dial 9-1-0,
P-L-U-M-M...
- No, no!
- What?
Let me ask you a question. How many
times has this happened to you?
At Dopodomani Plumbers, we guarantee we
can lick any problem in one hour or less...
or it's no charge to you;
get your money back.
Just dial...
9-1-0 Plummers.
P-L-U-M-M-E-R-S.
- Vinnie, hand me a ratchet.
- Sure.
Dopodomani Plumbers, because you never
know what you'll find under your sink.
And... cut! It was great, Vinnie.
Everything worked.
- It was all right. Don't wanna look like an idiot.
- It was great.
- Can't help the way you look, but you
sounded great. - You're very funny.
- You know Tina? You'll probably like her.
- Yeah? She single?
- How much?
- Ah, $600.
- Thought we said five.
- Six.
- Here you go. Better look good.
- You look great.
- Come on, Ange, let's go. I'm hungry.
- So go eat.
What are you doin'?
Get outta there. We're done.
- No.
- What do you mean, "No"?
- Come on, let's go. Come on.
- No.
I have never been so humiliated in my
whole life. You didn't even see my face.
It's acting, Angela. Do you think the
guy in The Elephant Man said...
"I ain't gonna do this 'cause you ain't
gonna see my face"? Huh?
- Ow!
- Besides, your legs look terrific.
- And you don't spell "plumber" with two "Ms."
- It's somebody else's number.
- You did a good job.
- Thank you. You, too.
Thank you.
So, I forgot to tell ya.
- Took out a homeowners loan yesterday.
- Huh?
- I bought a house. - You forgot to tell me.
What, are you crazy?
It's the sweetest little place you've
ever seen on Eighty-fourth Street, baby.
- You're serious!
- Yeah! It's perfect. It's got a garage.
It's got a little room for the baby.
You should've seen it.
You're damn right I should've seen it
before you took out a loan on a house!
A whole house!
Ain't I supposed to live in it too?
Realtor said another couple were gonna
make an offer. I had to move on it!
You've been goin' places
with a realtor behind my back?
- Huh?
- Angela, you've seemed edgy lately.
I thought I'd look at a few
places, check 'em out first.
Do all the legwork
and then show 'em to you.
to say "yes" to one on the spot.
All right, Vinnie, look.
I've been thinkin' about this so
I'm just gonna come out and say it.
I don't think it's a good idea
our gettin' married.
- I don't think we'd be good for each other.
- Angela, don't bust my balls.
- You see it first. Then if you don't like it...
- It's not just the house.
- It's everything, all right!
- Oh, here she goes.
- She's gonna try and be all serious now.
- I am serious as cancer!
It's not something you can
talk me out of, so please don't try.
You know what I'm like when I'm certain
This is crazy.
Are you really that mad?
It's not crazy!
It's how I feel! I'm sorry.
Hey, where're you goin'?
I don't believe this.
I don't f***ing believe this!
Vin, please,
you had to see it comin'.
Goddammit!
Goddammit!
Get outta the f***ing way!
Hey, you
son-of-a-b*tch!
Vinnie, what the hell are you doin'?
Goddamn motherf***er!
Vinnie, cut it out.
Come on!
Jesus.
What are you doin'?
All right.
Now, say it
to me again.
I can't go out with you
no more, Vinnie.
You can't go out
with me no more?
You're pregnant
with my baby.
We're gettin' married
and you can't go out with me no more?
Angela, I'm gonna ask you a question.
And I need an answer.
Whatever you say, that's it.
No goin' back. No changin' your mind.
'Cause I can't take it.
Okay? I can't take it anymore.
Are we gonna get married
or not?
No.
Have you ever loved me,
Angela? No, really!
'Cause I don't
think so.
I mean, what are people
gonna think?
What are they
gonna say, huh?
You're knocked up with my baby
and you won't even marry me.
- They're gonna think I'm some kind
of f***ing animal. - No, Vin, come on.
It doesn't matter what people think.
You're a great guy.
You could find somebody better
in like two minutes.
Like you
found somebody?
It ain't like that, Vin.
That would be better,
you know.
You just don't wanna
marry me.
- Right?
- Yeah.
- Hello?
- Hey, Noel, it's Angie.
Listen, I got somethin'
I gotta tell ya.
Yeah? I got something to tell you too.
No bullshit, two bells.
Me first. My bell's louder.
My bell's Big Ben.
- You sittin'?
- Sure.
Maybe that's not enough.
Maybe you better, like, get into bed.
- What is it?
- I'm pregnant.
It's not yours.
It's from before I met you.
Oh.
So, are we still on for dinner
on Friday?
You're okay, Noel.
Whoever you are.
What'd you have
to tell me?
You're not gonna believe this, but,
uh, I'm pregnant too, and it is yours.
How's that
for coincidences?
Careful.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
What's his problem?
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