Angie Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 107 min
- 636 Views
- Where are we?
- Right over here.
Thank God we're on the aisle.
I gotta pee every five minutes.
Quit whinin'
about your broken water!
I've had these tickets for six months
and we're not leaving now!
I'll be fine.
That's a Jet Lift.
- That's a Sissone Lanc.
- Would you get over yourself.
Oh, look. That's called...
"Ouch, my balls!"
Is this... Is this good?
I mean, this is a great ballet?
How would I know?
Never saw one before.
I just thought
you'd like it.
I do.
What?
What are you doin'?
Makin' pizza.
Pizza don't come
on English muffins.
Vinnie used to love
my pizzelles.
for him much, did you?
- I admit, I never sprayed his food.
- Very funny.
at night?
What are you doin'?
It's my breathing
exercises.
- That can't be good for the baby.
- It's Lamaze.
Fine. When the kid gets asthma,
God forbid, don't come runnin' to me.
- You can't be serious!
- Come on, I'm watching!
In my day, women did not need Lamaze
or VCRs in the delivery room.
They all had drugs.
They slept through the whole thing.
Really? I can tell you
there were a lot fewer Caesareans.
'Cause the mothers were all 22. They didn't
wait to get their careers goin' before kids.
Because motherhood was
a career, the most important career!
Yeah, well,
the pay stinks.
It amazes me how people who have never been
through it know exactly what you're doin' wrong.
- Angie! - No, tell her. She's always
on my case with little digs.
It'd be so much easier for me
- I'm not gaining enough weight
for my height... - You're not.
'Cause I'm eatin' sprayed food.
Two more weeks of this...
- That's enough! - Kathy, when you have
a baby come and talk to me.
Until then, don't stick your
nose where it ain't never been.
Excuse me.
- What? What'd I do?
- I hope you're happy now!
She has been there, Angie.
She lost a baby her first marriage.
- Didn't live an hour.
- How am I supposed to know that?
You weren't! You were
just supposed to be a little nicer.
like your mother.
I just don't think it's right,
Don't start, please.
You see him, what,
once, twice a week?
- He never met your parents.
- Oh, yeah.
And you never talk about what's gonna
happen after the baby's born.
He's my vacation
from all that.
How do you know what kind
When I was pregnant, all
Jerry ever talked about...
was how he was gonna teach
the kids stick ball.
I guess they can't
all be Jerry, huh?
I'm sorry.
Could we just do this please?
Yeah, sure. Except you're eatin'
I ain't using this
as no focal point.
Ain't you got
something else?
- You gonna bring a roll of cookie
dough in the delivery room? - Why not?
- Maybe, I don't know.
- What've you got?
How 'bout this?
I bet this will give you something to
concentrate on when you're in labor!
If I had this,
I wouldn't be in labor.
- Give it to me. I need it!
- It's mine now!
Hey, you ready?
I got the kids waitin' in the car.
What the hell
is so funny?
- Nothing. We were just talkin' about
Tina's old boyfriend. - He was so plastic!
Finish it on the phone, will ya?
It's all you do anyway.
F***in' $100 phone bills. And those
calls ain't mine, you know that, Teen.
- Why not? You're the only one who's home
all day. - That's real nice. That's...
What the hell is this?
Well, well, well!
- You girls havin' a little afternoon
delight, huh? - Yeah.
When did you pull this out
of mothballs?
When she realized at least
She only got this in the first place
because I wouldn't f*** her.
Jerry, if I was her, I wouldn't f*** you
with a rented vagina.
You got some mouth.
What the f*** is this?
A body block from Petunia Pig?
- I can't tell. Which one of you two is pregnant?
- Shut up and let's go.
Don't tell me to shut up.
You just can't take I'm the only one
who tells you the truth, Teen.
- You're a real saint. - If it wasn't for me makin'
fun, she'd weigh 500 pounds.
- She looks great.
- Oh, yeah?
- Come here. What size is this?
- Come on.
- Cut it out! - Tell me what size it is!
Eighteen? Eighteen, huh?
- That's not a size, it's a voting age.
- Get out of my f***ing house!
Ooh! What a pair of ladies
we got here.
Little Miss Toilet Mouth
and Orchid, the Killer Whale.
Let's just go, okay?
I'm sorry, Angie.
What are you sorry for?
Don't you apologize for me!
- Get your f***in' hands off her!
- I know the two of you are get up to!
Talk about what a f***in' loser
I am! How I can't find a f***in' job!
Well, your kid's
gonna be a bastard!
And who the hell do you think's gonna
put up with you except a loser like me?
Dad, leave her alone.
I told you guys
to stay in the car!
Okay, go, go, go.
- You fuckhead!
- Yeah, tell it to your gynecologist.
Go to sleep.
I'll get you right now.
Noel! Noel!
Noel.
- Hi.
- Hey, happy Christmas.
- Where ya been?
- My plane was late. Where's Angie?
She's not ready. Come here.
I'll get you a drink.
All right, everybody. If you could clear
Thank you.
Tonight we have a very
special visitor...
- straight from the North Pole.
- Yeah.
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Ho-ho-ho.
Merry Christmas.
- Is that who I think it is?
- Yes.
- Okay, Tony, give me a hand.
- You goin' up there?
All right.
- Give me your hand.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I got a special one
for you, baby.
# Santa Claus
is coming to town #
Yeah!
# He's making a list
He's checking it twice
# He's gonna find out
who's naughty or nice #
Oh, Angie!
# Santa Claus
is coming to town #
# He sees you
when you're sleeping
# He knows when
you're awake #
Whoo!
# He knows if you've been bad or good #
- Whoa!
# So be good
Angie. Oh, my God, Angie.
Oh, my God, it's the baby!
Yeah. Don't worry.
I took care of it.
Keep breathing.
Take it easy.
Hang in there.
- You're gonna be all right. - Excuse me, she's
having a baby. Where's Maternity?
- Fifth.
- Five. Fifth floor.
- Oh, I'm having another...
- Gimme the chair.
- Come on. In your nose, out of your mouth.
- You're okay.
- Thank you. Sit down.
- Got a chair right behind you.
In your nose, out of your mouth.
You gotta breathe.
In... good.
Out... good, Angela.
- Here we go. Here we go.
- In... out.
Tony, she's preregistered.
Check her in, please.
- Name?
- Angie Scaci...
Uh, Scacca... How do
you pronounce Angie's last name?
- Where's Dr. Gould?
- Maybe he's stuck in traffic.
- I hope he gets here soon.
Are you the coach? - I'm the coach.
Only the coach is allowed on the L.D.R.
Out of the way. Orderly!
- Stay with me. Don't leave me!
- I can't.
He's gonna be there when you get out.
I'm right here.
- Breathe, Angie.
- That's a girl.
You're doing great.
Hold on.
I'm comin'.
- One, two, three.
- Where am I goin'?
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