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Synopsis: Angus the fluffy cat retains its dignity even in a crazy Eastbourne family, unlike them. Eldest daughter Georgia is completely besotted with 'Stiff Dylans' band hottie Robbie, who just moved in from London and helps run an organic groceries shop with his brother Tom, whom her best friend Jas has the hots for. Peter Dyer calls Georgia his best ever kissing-course pupil, but she ignores him and later the brothers' other classmate Dave the Laugh. Robbie was considering to dump haughty Lindsay, but reconsiders given the immature brat's apparent cruelty. Thus manipulative Georgia keeps changing her mind about a grand birthday party and her father's career opportunities as engineer in New Zealand, while mother seems to flirt with hunky interior decorator Jem.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Gurinder Chadha
Actors: Georgia Groome, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Karen Taylor, Alan Davies
Production: Nickelodeon Movies
  3 wins & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
72%
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PG-13
Year:
2008
100 min
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Good, bad and undecided

Burns when I stand beside it

Your light is ultraviolet

Visions so insane

They travel unravelling

through my brain

Cold when I am denied it

Your light is ultraviolet

I think I broke my neck.

Ultraviolet

The fire you ignited

Good, bad and undecided

Burns when I stand beside it

Your light is ultraviolet

Visions so insane

They travel...

Before I vom over this vile song

I'd like to make one

little announcement myself.

Georgia Nicolson is a lad-nabbing letch

who can't keep her slutty minx hands

off other people's boyfriends!

Lindsay? What are you doing?

I know you're upset,

but let's be mature adults.

You're just a big, fat, minging minger

with huge knickers

and a ginormous schnozzle!

Robbie? This is your last chance.

It's either her, sad olive girl

who gets everything wrong,

or me, the woman who's

so perfect for you.

Georgia's perfect, too.

She's just a perfect nutter.

Obviously, Robbie prefers

his girlfriends unfake!

I'm sorry she tried to ruin your party.

You think I'm perfect?

I think you're mad.

You're perfect for me.

Angus looks like

he's in Brokeback Mountain.

Where is the marmalade?

I haven't even got any marmalade.

There are five things

very right with my life.

One, my mum and dad

are totally loved up.

So I don't mind them

snogging in front of us any more.

Two, Angus is a legend,

even in fancy dress.

Three, I have really top friends that

put up with me even when I act dim.

Which I'm not going to do any more.

- Okay, bye.

- Bye.

- See you, Libby.

- Bye, have a nice day.

Four, I don't care any more

about looking perfect. It's so overrated.

And five,

I don't need a nose job or blonde hair

'cause my sex-god boyfriend

likes me just the way I am.

Result!

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Gurinder Chadha

Gurinder Chadha, (born 10 January 1960) is an English film director of Kenyan Asian origin. Most of her films explore the lives of Indians living in England. This common theme among her work showcases the trials of Indian women living in England and how they must reconcile their converging traditional and modern cultures. Although many of her films seem like simple quirky comedies about Indian women, they actually address many social and emotional issues, especially ones faced by immigrants caught between two worlds. Much of her work also consists of adaptations from book to film, but with a different flare. She is best known for the hit films Bhaji on the Beach (1993), Bend It Like Beckham (2002), Bride and Prejudice (2004), Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (2008), and the comedy film It's a Wonderful Afterlife (2010). Her latest feature is the partition drama Viceroy's House (2017). more…

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