Anna Nicole Page #2

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Girl, I'm so sick of these cheap men.

My God.

I gots to get paid.

Got to get that money.

Oh, you know, rumor has it,

Playboy's scouring for local talent.

Uh-uh.

Mm-hm.

You know how much you make

in a centerfold?

Hell, who cares about the money?

I'd do it for the exposure.

My customers were happy,

club owner was slap happy.

Only being who wasn't tickled pink

was Anna Nicole

who had bigger plans.

Vicky Lynn.

Oh. Oh, that's something.

Give me something. Get down there.

I just got static cling. Mm-hm.

We're gonna impress

the heck out of Playboy.

All right. Oh, I like that.

You know, my time's free,

but, you know,

there's the cost of film stock,

development, printing. It ain't cheap.

How are you gonna pay for this?

We'll figure something out.

Hey.

Come on.

I wanted to go

to the country club.

I got you.

Can't spring wood anymore.

What do I need to go

to a strip club for?

The ambience.

Come on. You'll love it.

It'll be like old times.

I found my angel

I found my angel

I found my angel

I found my angel

Can we go now, Ben? Let's go.

Where you think you're going,

handsome?

And now Miss Lady-Love, Vicky Lynn,

looking, oh, so very good in red.

Oh, there you go

Walking through that door

And you act like

You've done nothing wrong

Say you care for nothing but me

Burn a hole in my hand

You want to take the roof

From my head

Want to take my heart and soul

But I owe you nothing

So this is really all yours?

Yep.

And a house in Houston,

a couple of others here and there.

Yeah.

You like this stallion?

Oh, he's beautiful.

Yeah, well, that's good,

because he's yours.

He is?

Provided you fulfill the obligations

of the Anglo-Saxon bequeathment

ceremony, he is.

The what?

Bequeathment.

It's pretty intricate, actually.

You have to, uh...

You have to say "thank you."

That's it?

That's the whole ceremony?

Yeah.

All right, I guess.

Thank you, Paw Paw. Ha-ha.

Ha-ha.

Look what you've done.

You've not only fulfilled the obligations.

You have excelled at them so much,

I'm beholden

to bequeath upon you

my entire ranch.

The whole ranch?

Not a question of whether I want to or not.

By virtue of your thank-you,

I'm required to.

Well, sounds like you're gonna be

expecting a lot in return.

I expect you to come here often enough

so that the horses know you.

And I expect you

to wake up early enough

to watch the sun come up

over those hills.

And if you want to do more than that,

just be intimate.

And that's the whole trifecta.

I mean, let me tell you something.

Just being around you is good enough.

You make me feel like I'm 75 again.

You wanna ride that stallion?

Well, yeah.

Well, good.

Bill, saddle up Big Boy.

Lady Love here

might take him for a spin.

Okay.

There's another man in my life.

Nobody said anything about monogamy.

That wasn't what I meant.

My son.

He's always gonna come first.

Well, that's fine.

I like Danny.

And if you and I ever find our way

to an altar,

I'll take care of him too.

Well, I don't wanna be taken care of.

I want people the world over

to know who I am.

To whisper to their friend

when I walk in that, "That's her."

I wanna grace the pages of magazines,

printed in 60 different languages.

Star in my own TV show.

Stand 50 feet tall

on that silver screen.

I got big dreams, J. Howard Marshall.

Well, I don't think

your having a sugar daddy

with lots of money

who's fine with all your big dreams

is gonna hurt your chances one bit.

Ha-ha-ha. They were so close.

Did you see that?

Yeah.

Oh. Come on.

Goes back to pass. He brought...

Again at the seven.

And, again, in for a touchdown.

Whoo!

Touchdown! Yeah!

Yes, finally! Yes!

Did you see that?

I love you.

I love you too, Paw Paw.

Finally.

Let me put it on this finger.

No, Paw Paw. On this one.

J. Howard may not have looked it,

but he was an honest-to-goodness

Prince Charming.

Yes. I like them.

We'll take these.

And Paw Paw and me,

we were good for each other.

Let's put that on, please.

Look at that.

Makes you shine even more.

I like it. We'll take it.

Hello?

This is E. Pierce.

I think we have a problem

with your father.

Partially of my own making.

A female problem?

Very big female problem.

I'm afraid your father thinks

that he's in love.

Okay. Thank you, Ben.

I'll handle it from here.

Ooh. Heh.

Mom, what's he doing here?

Shut up and smile.

Well, look at you.

You look like a movie star

in that suit, Daniel.

I hate suits.

Well, how do you like motor scooters?

They're pretty cool.

Get out of that suit.

Check what's in the garage.

Sweet!

Hey, say "thank you."

Thanks, Paw Paw.

Why do I feel like I'm looking at jackals

ready to tear me a new one?

Because you are.

Relax, Lady Love.

You're a lioness.

Yeah.

Everett.

Excuse me.

- Hey, Dad.

- Vicky Lynn,

E. Pierce.

Fine son, but prone to making it harder

than hell on every woman

I've ever courted after his mother.

E. Pierce, meet Vicky Lynn,

the woman who's given me reason

to keep breathing.

Charmed, Miss Vicky.

Likewise, E. Pierce.

Well, it's been a long day,

and I'm feeling a little tired.

So, if you don't mind, I'll excuse myself.

Not at all, Dad.

- Ben.

- Yes, sir.

See you around.

All right.

- Good night, Dad.

- Good night.

So, uh, J. Howard,

E. Pierce.

You Marshalls are big on initials, huh?

Ha-ha-ha.

I guess.

Call me V. Lynn,

if it makes you feel

more comfortable.

Well, Dad didn't tell me what it is exactly

that you do.

I'm a model.

Oh.

And an actress.

Ah.

A model-actress.

Oh. How exciting.

So can I get you a drink?

No, no, no.

I don't drink, and I won't be staying.

Model-actress, huh?

Yeah.

That's funny. I heard you were nothing

but a pole dancer from Harris County.

And just an FYI, V. Lynn,

it isn't your liquor,

and this ranch is not your ranch.

My dad's money is not your money,

and it's never gonna be.

I know you got him by the balls

but you can save

a whole lot of time twirling

those phony b*obs in his face

and get your ass out of his life

forever.

That had a nice rhythm to it.

Sounds like you've been practicing.

Here's an FYI right back at you,

E. Prick.

Your daddy's already asked me

to marry him.

Is that so?

More than once too.

But I told him no.

And as far as phony goes,

these may be build-ons

but my feelings for your father

are as real as rain.

Dick wad.

How's your big coming-out going?

I feel like poop.

Hey, hey, hey. I got something

that'll brighten up your night.

I got some Xani, a-many.

I got some of that white stuff too.

Blow this off.

Let's go see Howard's fancy

marble bathroom, I'll set you up.

And then I'll tell you why I'm holding.

Wanna know why I'm holding?

Because you're a stoner?

No, Miss Smarty-Pants.

Because I just got a call from Playboy.

That's right.

Are you serious?

Let's go party.

Yeah.

She's the kind of lady

The way I see it.

God kind of played a dirty trick

on people.

When they're doing things

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