Anna Nicole Page #3

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that ain't good for them,

he shouldn't have made those things

so gosh-darn fun.

Hey there, cutie. Come on, baby.

Show me your goods.

Vicky Lynn! Vicky Lynn!

How are you, Vicky Lynn?

Been better.

Let's get you back to the ranch.

The car's there.

Okay.

Wreck that convertible

Paw Paw gave you?

Don't worry. Your mother's well-being

is all we should be thinking about.

That man you were with,

he all right, Miss Vicky?

Ben Walker,

please keep your pie hole shut.

"Occupation" means where you work.

Shots have to be

all the way buck-naked?

That's about the size of it. Yep.

Might help you relax.

I quit drinking.

You're gonna have

to lose that robe.

Chin up. Movie star.

Beautiful. Right at me.

Beautiful.

Right leg a little higher.

Gorgeous, Vicky Lynn. Right at me.

Ha-ha-ha. Whoo.

Beautiful.

Feet together.

Right down that lens. Here we go.

Where is the new girl?

The fat one?

The Playboy bunny?

She does not even look like a model.

She looks like the girls

I used to dream of when I was 14.

What's your name?

Anna.

Anna Nicole Smith.

You are every man's fantasy.

I want you to become

the next face of Guess.

She's Playboy's Playmate of the Year,

she's the Guess jeans girl,

she's Anna Nicole Smith.

From waitressing at Red Lobster

to Larry King Live, hey.

This is Mexia High,

home of the Black Cats

and this is where I went to school.

I wasn't very popular in high school.

I was flat-chested.

But now I have curves.

Ooh la la, oui, oui.

And this is the house that I grew up in.

But I don't live there anymore.

I think I laid a curse on me

when I decided I wanted to be

the next Marilyn Monroe.

Or maybe it was when I talked Paw

Paw into renting me 5 Helena Drive,

the home Marilyn Monroe

used to live in.

Yoo-hoo.

Thank you.

- Exactly.

- Whoo!

You're having fun?

Oh, yeah. Hordes of it.

You know,

fun is a big part of why we are here.

But this is a big trip for Guess.

We have investors here.

There are publicists.

Being the face of a company, Anna,

is a full-time job.

You are responsible

for making Guess look good.

And I'm doing something

that's not doing that?

Your fun can sometime

get a little out of hand.

Keep your nose clean, huh?

Thank you.

Thanks to the

sponsors of today's race.

- Anna Nicole!

- Hey!

We're all honored to have

Playboy's Playmate of the Year,

Anna Nicole Smith,

to present the winner's trophy.

Anna Nicole.

He's the winner!

Why do you get four and me two?

Shh.

Come on, Mama. Let's go.

Shut up, man.

We're having a good time.

Shut up.

Hey, Danny.

You wanna go back to the hotel?

Uh... Hey, William. You mind

taking Danny back to the hotel?

Not at all.

Thanks.

I love you.

Don't forget to brush your teeth, okay?

Okay.

Ooh.

Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Whoo! Whoo! Ha-ha-ha.

Anna! Anna!

- Hey!

- We love you, Anna!

Hey, show them! Show them!

Show them!

Show them! Show them!

Show them!

Show them! Show them!

I love you!

What are you doing

with those, Danny?

What do you want to start with today,

Mom?

Red ones or blues?

Danny, put those down.

I see what you do when you do these,

what happens.

You want me to be like that?

Danny, give me the pills.

Why, so you can do more of them

tomorrow?

Danny, give me the pills.

Give me the pills!

Danny, give me the pills.

Danny, give me the pills!

You suck at being a mama, Mama.

So it's gonna be all different now,

isn't it, Mama?

Every time you puke your guts out,

you say that.

This time, they are.

I wanna make you proud

to call me Mama.

I mean, come on, Dad.

How would you feel if your father

was dating someone young enough

to be your great-grandchild?

I love fried clam,

especially when you get it at a price.

You're not listening to me.

These were taken a few days ago.

I thought you should see them.

She is a photogenic girl, isn't she?

Ha-ha-ha.

Look at that. My God.

It's not just your name you're sullying.

It's mine,

your grandchildren.

Your legacy is at stake here.

Hell, son, you're my legacy.

One thing I wish I'd learned

earlier in life

is not to worry

what people think about you,

or start judging them

for what they do.

I'll be meeting

the big judgment maker pretty soon,

and until I do, I'd appreciate your

keeping your opinions to yourself.

Now get the hell out of here.

You're stinking up my seafood.

Okay, Dad.

You need to see this.

Oh, yeah.

Come on. Come on, you can do it.

This is Anna Nicole.

It's your agent, Anna.

I got word from Marciano at Guess.

It seems he heard about all

that crazy crap you did at the hotel.

They were spying on me?

They didn't need to.

You weren't discreet.

It seems they've decided

not to pick up your contract.

Well, forget them, then. Just find me

something bigger, something better.

Actually, we've decided we're terminating

our relationship with you too.

What?

You are no longer our client.

Goodbye.

Hey, Mom...

What's wrong, Mom?

You liking it here, Danny?

You work me too hard, but it's fine.

Well, you know, I've been thinking.

Paw Paw's asked me a few times now

to marry him.

I've been thinking it might be best

for both of us if I quit saying no.

What do you think?

This is the time

That I've been waiting for

We're going to make our way

Out onto that floor

I just want to hear

Another slow dance

I didn't think you were gonna show.

Well, you didn't RSVP.

Well, it just slipped my mind.

Oh, come here.

There's my baby.

Well, you wore white.

You know, you could've done worse.

I mean, sure, he don't look like much

and pushing him around

is gonna be boring

but, you know,

he's gonna take care of you.

You won't have to do another day's work

in your life.

A very important phone call.

Don't mind me.

Danny, come dance with your grandma.

Oh, there's my pumpkin.

Hey, baby. Come here to grandma.

You are so handsome.

I know where you got your looks.

Well, it's my wedding day, and the last

I heard of you, my butt was too big,

and my brain was too small,

and I was no longer your client.

You got an offer to model

in the Greek islands.

It's not a small one.

Really?

There is one bugaboo, though.

They want you to start tomorrow.

What?

That's the deal, but it's a good deal.

If you wanna revive your career,

I wouldn't dream of passing this up.

I'll only be gone for 48 hours

but I'll be thinking of you

for every one of them.

Don't cry, Paw Paw.

I'll make it up to you

when I come back.

Let's hope I'm still warm.

Oh, don't be silly.

Don't do anything in Greece

you shouldn't, Mom.

We better get going.

Love you, pumpkin.

Okay, here

we go, ladies and gentlemen.

Top 10 Anna Nicole dating tips.

Number 10, forget the personal ads,

try the intensive care unit.

Number nine, wear something that,

even to his failing eyes, will look slutty.

So we'll start on

the cliffs and then move down

and do the topless stuff in the water.

Oh, uh...

I wasn't under the impression

there was gonna be any nude stuff.

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