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Mmm.

Look at this.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

I'm f***ing getting more powerful...

By the minute.

You've gone completely crazy.

I've gone crazy?

Okay.

Look, let me tell you something:

What happened here, right here, tonight...

Was not my fault.

Okay?

It wasn't.

Monica was the one who

attacked me, didn't she?

Didn't she?

Can you blame her?

Sweetheart, we had a simple deal!

We had a simple deal!

And she had to go and screwed it all up.

(laughs)

I mean, f*** me, it wasn't my fault!

Okay?

It wasn't my fault.

You're delusional.

Oh, God.

And you're a monster!

(he growls)

Okay, put the guilt trip

on me, I'm the bad guy,

I'm the bad guy, I'm the bad guy!

Why am I the bad guy?

Because I'm seizing the

opportunity to step up

to the next level here

and become who I truly am?

Who I truly am!

Who are you truly?

Something more than

I am f***ing right now,

that's for sure.

I can tell you that, I can tell you that.

I can clearly feel it in my heart!

Just pounding.

And you know, and as you know...

"The heart wants what it wants."

Emily Dickinson wrote that.

F***, she was wrong.

And she was a recluse.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

And what about Steve Jobs?

"Be brave enough to follow your heart!"

Really?

"And your feelings, because they know

what you really want."

Well, everybody knows that

Steve Jobs was an a**hole!

Why listen to him?

Because he was extremely

successful, and he did,

he influenced a lot of people, Jenna.

Hitler was extremely

successful and influenced

a lot of people.

Jesus Christ!

You're f***ing stressing me out!

Jesus Christ.

You do this every f***ing time, you know.

But this argument here

you're not gonna win,

let me tell you that.

Mm-mm.

Those days are over.

That's, that's for damn f***ing sure!

That's for damn sure!

For sure.

(whistles)

Anybody home?

For sure.

(dramatic music)

(typing)

(popping)

(typing)

I feel great!

(popping)

(Jenna laughs)

Yeah.

(typing)

That's how I feel.

(popping)

Phew!

Wow, Jenna...

Phew!

Keep your seatbelt on.

This is a rough f***ing ride...

F*** you!

When I first met you.

Huh?

When I first met you...

I was so crazy in love with you.

F***!

What I love you for

now, I love you for what

you represent to me.

I love you for giving me

the opportunity to step up

to the next level.

What next level?

(Jason chuckles)

Levels of power!

Soon I'll be unleashed and, and, and...

I'll become whatever I wanna be.

What do you think you're

gonna do after this?

Do you really think that you're

gonna get away with this?

Yeah, I am. Here's what I'm gonna do:

I'm gonna go back to Iraq

and I'm gonna show them

what I can really do!

Soon I'll become Captain...

Then Colonel, then General, and...

You know.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I am, I'm very f***ing serious.

Maybe I'll even become

Secretary of Defense,

and maybe still even

after that, I'll become

f***ing president of the

United States of America!

In what world do you live in?

Well, isn't this the

American dream here?

Isn't this what America is all about?

No, it's not.

You told me yourself that it

was about the American Trinity.

Don't you remember?

I sure do.

E Pluribus Unum, Liberty,

Liberty, Liberty and uh...

Liberty and...

You don't remember?

Yeah, I do, uh...

How could you forget?

(Jason laughs)

It's all over our currency.

It is?

Oh, f***, you know what?

I'm sure you're right.

You're right, when you're

right, you're right.

There it is.

Right there.

And that's exactly what I'm doing.

(dramatic music)

You know, I still love you.

But...

I mean, f*** me, man, look at this mess!

After everything that happened here,

I don't know if we can go on.

You're f***ing delusional!

(intense music)

(groaning)

(Jason growls)

(music intensifies)

That's it, that's it, that's it...

That's it...

(Jason shushes)

That's it.

Phew!

(voice whispers in Arabic)

(voice whispers in Arabic)

(clicking)

(uneasy music)

(popping)

(types)

(popping)

(types)

(popping)

(types)

What?

(popping)

(types)

(popping)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(door knocks)

(door knocks)

(uneasy music)

(door knocks)

(dramatic music)

F***!

F*** me!

(unsettling music)

(unsettling music)

(music builds)

What are you doing?

Nothing.

I'm just chatting online

with a friend of mine.

Hm, you're funny.

Emily?

(door knocks)

(door creaks)

(unsettling music)

(dramatic music)

(clicking)

(sizzling)

(clattering)

It's good.

(clinking)

(uneasy music)

(thud!)

Ah, f***ing motherf***er!

F***!

God damn it!

Motherf***er!

(thudding)

(music builds)

(phone rings)

(clears throat)

Oh, hi, Kelly, what's up?

[Kelly] Hi, Jason, how are you?

I'm good, I'm good.

How are you?

[Kelly] Good.

I heard you're back in town.

I thought we might get

together to have lunch or so?

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, can I ask you something?

[Kelly] Sure.

Seeing as though you're

the preacher's daughter

and all, you know.

(Kelly chuckles)

[Kelly] Yeah, but don't call me that.

Yeah.

Okay, so here it goes:

Who, uh... Who knows everything about me?

[Kelly] Google.

[Jason] What?

(Kelly laughs)

[Kelly] I'm kidding.

Only God knows everything about you.

And yourself, of course.

Does God know my thoughts?

[Kelly] Yes.

[Jason] And what about the Devil?

Does he know my thoughts too?

[Kelly] No, as far as I

know, the scripture doesn't

say Satan or his demons can

read your mind or thoughts.

Why do you ask?

I was just curious, that's all.

What else do you know?

[Kelly] Satan can't

read your mind, but he

can ascertain the general

flow of your thoughts

by the words you speak

and the actions you take.

He can make a well-educated

guess as to what you're

thinking, and then attempts

to use it to his advantage.

Were you tempted?

[Jason] No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

nothing like that.

I was...

I was just curious, that's all.

Do you speak Arabic by chance?

[Kelly] No, I only studied

some Latin, but not much.

[Jason] So you don't know

what (speaks in Arabic) means?

(Kelly laughs)

[Kelly] No, I've no idea.

Who said that to you?

Oh, it was just some dude

over in Iraq, that's all.

It's no big deal.

[Kelly] Look it up on the Internet.

[Jason] Yeah, you know what...

Yeah, yeah, I think I'll do that.

Say, can I call you back

in a couple of days?

And we'll (stammers) we'll grab lunch?

[Kelly] Cool, see you then!

[Jason] Okay, cool, you take care.

(clicking)

(Jason speaks Arabic)

[Automated Voice]

The Devil will get you.

(intense dramatic music)

(music stops)

Hey, Jason.

Where you going, Jason?

I'm sorry, who are you?

I'm Pastor Warren.

Pastor Warren?

I'm sorry, how's it that you know my name?

I'm not sure, I just somehow know it.

Oh, I see, you must be Kelly's

dad, the preacher, right?

Where you going?

Oh, I was going camping.

I see.

What's in the suitcase?

(Jason chuckles)

Well, camping stuff, what else?

Where's Eric, Monica, and Emily?

Oh, yeah, they already took

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