Another Gay Movie Page #2
different Mr. Puckov.
Your... Dad!
Thank you.
So.
Maybe.
Good.
'Cause I want you inside me.
Ah, no.
I'm allergic to latex.
Bareback me, straight-boy.
Ahhhhhhh!
Ah... so much better.
I had it made.
Home free and then he went
and blew chunks all over me!
Every dog has his day, J.
Unfortunately, our lives
aren't coming-of-age films...
where everyone magically
gets laid at the climax.
This isn't
American Pie, Mary.
What's a boy gotta do
to get some MAN SNATCH?!
Deeper, Billy.
Harder!
I love you, Trena.
What is wrong
with this picture?
Everyone's kickin' it,
'cept us.
If the heteros can have
pre-marital intercourse,
we homos should, too.
Hey, why don't you and
Griff just f*** each other?
Ewww -- no.
We're like brothers!
Besides, we're both
exclusive tops.
And regardless, he
is so not my type.
Oh yeah?
What's wrong with me?
Yeeeeeeeees!
Plow that P*SSY!
Oh my goodness.
Like, thanks, Dawn.
Pleasure's all mine, Suzi.
Dawn's awesome!
Thanks for showing
me my G-spot, Dawn.
Anytime, Buffi.
My GOD.
Bye, Tiki.
Dawn make-a Tiki leaky.
Oooh!
Me love you long time.
Once Dawn strikes.
they ALL go dyke.
Virgins.
What the fuuuck!
What the fuuuck!?
Muffler.
She lays half the
cheerleading squad...
and we can't even
cop a hand-job!
We're all gonna go to
college... virgins!
Brainstorm, boyz.
We just need to make a pact.
We all get laid before
the end of the summer.
As if we haven't
been trying already.
We don't know
sh*t about anal.
Maybe we've been taking
the wrong approach.
Maybe what we need...
Certainly logical.
But... who?
College guys, older dudes,
men with experience.
Studs who can break us in and
show us how to kick it RIGHT.
I'm beginning to
like this idea.
Guys our age are sexually and
emotionally immature anyway.
I want a seasoned older
gentleman who can f***...
all night and then
discuss the filmography...
of Shelly Winters in the morning.
Perhaps what you
want is a daddy.
No way, horsecock!
It's just
older men are... HOT!
Our very virginity is
at stake here, fellas.
This is it, this summer.
This is our chance to make
all our fantasies come true!
YES!
First we each need to define
whether we're top or a bottom.
Well, wait... we
have to choose?
Well I, for one, am 100% top.
Of course, me too.
Who would want anything
up their butthole,
in the first place?
I hope you're
writing this down.
But... I could be
into a dude, like,
you know... taking control.
Riding me.
I'm putting you down
as a "submissive top."
Not that I wouldn't consider
something in my back door.
As long as it was small.
Like, a finger.
Submissive top,
pinky bottom.
Isn't anyone "bottom curious?"
What are you
curious about, Andy?
Ohhh... ahhhh... we were
just talkin about...
where do you get
your hair done,
cause my mom is looking
for a new place?
Oh, thanks.
I highly recommend
Wal-Mart's Beauty Salon.
Tell her to ask
for Mr. Lance.
He is a genius with
a curling iron...
and such a flirt!
See!?
She just doesn't get it.
What about you, Griff?
Still thinkin'
you're a top-daddy?
Yes.
But I don't know.
I mean, it's all
so theoretical.
That leaves you, Andy.
Well I'm a top -- of course!
"PUSSYBOY IN DENIAL."
Okay, so... we all agree that
we're gonna fulfill the pact...
by penetrating a
member of the same sex.
What's the deadline?
Muffler's Labor Day
Bash makes good sense.
That gives us the
entire summer.
All in favor?
Aye.
Motion's carried.
Ready or not,
butt love here we COME!
Okay, okay -- a little
to the left, honey.
Right there, great.
Now zoom out.
I bet you look so handsome!
Who's my daddy?
- Son, I...
- Dad!
Oh, dear Lord!
Can you knock?!
Oh, jeez.
- I was...
- I had...
I didn't seen anything.
Okay.
Whatever it was
you were doing...
it's completely normal.
What were you doing, anyway?
I was... grooming myself.
Is that a gay thing, son?
I don't know.
Do you shave yourself?
- Well...
- No!
You don't have
to answer that.
Andy... in light of what
happened the other day...
I thought that you deserved
Thank you.
Well... open her up?
What is it?
It's a butt plug.
The butt plug,
Andy, is a device,
generally made of
polyurethane,
used to stimulate
the anal cavity.
This, of course, is
the deluxe model.
and ah... this is the
starter model, of course,
Viola.
"Anal Pleasure and Health"?
Oh, Andy.
This book was
VERY informative.
In fact, I took the liberty
of highlighting some of the...
passages under the chapter
"Getting to Know Your Sphincter."
Oh, Andy, Andy Andy.
Being the receptive partner
in a homosexual relationship...
is nothing to be
ashamed about.
Okay?
Yeah, thank you.
Okay. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
In fact, this figure here 7.2
demonstrates the remarkable...
adaptability of
the human anus.
Oh My God!
What?
Look...
Yeah!
Okay, Dad - thank you!
That's incredible, isn't it?
What are these?
Oh, those are
for your mother.
I sure know here size.
Okay, I thought this
went very, very well.
And if you have anything else
that you wish to talk about,
you feel free to come
knocking on my door,
or call me, or even
a text message.
- Okay?
- Okay.
Great, it's just been great.
And ah, we'll talk.
Sorry.
Come on, Andy!
Come on now.
You got it, you got it.
Oh yeah.
Strike two!
You can do it, Andy.
You must "f***-us".
Go Andy, run, run!
Strike three,
you're out!
Yo.
I'm Beau.
Hey.
Jarod.
So... do you pitch or catch?
I pitch.
How 'bout you?
Pitcher, in the streets.
Catcher in the sheets.
Strike one.
So, what are the chances of us
playing some ball sometime?
What are the chances of you
whackin' this ball over that fence?
Did you know the male animal
can achieve orgasm...
without even stimulating his shaft?
Muffler is spreading a rumor...
that Mr. Puckov trolls chatrooms
under the screen name "Rodzilla."
HOT!
Wish me luck, boys, I just
booked a date with baseball boy.
Oh yeah?
What's his name, anyway?
Biff?
Blaine?
BLAND?
Beau!
And why do you keep
bustin' on him, like that?
He's like perfect!
Perfectly boring!
YIPPEE!
I got a response,
I got a response.
Okay, the internet IS
the way to hook up!
He's a little young
for me, but...
He loves Liza with a
Z, and role playing,
and investment banking.
Ka-ching.
Damn!
That's almost as
big as Griff's.
You okay?
I've got a headache.
There's aspirin in my
Dad's... medicine cabinet.
Where's the soap?
Score.
Yes!
I'm growing!
It's stuck!
What the...?
Son!
What is going on?
Help!
Get it off me!
Okay, don't panic.
We can do this
together, okay.
I'm gonna brace, and
you brace, and you PULL!
F***!
Awwwwwwww!
Okay, I have another idea.
Now, hold on there - and
Fire in the hole!
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