Another Gay Movie Page #3
FIRE!
Aaaaah!
Aaaaaaahhh!
Aaaaaaaaahhhh!
You know, kids... penis length
is nothing to be ashamed about.
Dad.
I frequently measured my own
penis when I was your age.
Matter of fact, I still do.
But no matter where
I place that ruler,
darned if I can
break five inches.
So, Jarod. I know what it's
like to feel insecure...
about your manhood.
Well, it all started back
in my Navy days...
you know, showering with
my fellow seamen.
Oh my God.
Yes, siree... oh boy, we spent
a lot of time in the showers.
There was this one sailor...
Zeke McGee was his name,
gosh darned if Zeke's "snake"...
didn't hang down
past his knees.
And if I close my eyes
I can SMELL it,
like it was yesterday.
Do you still keep in
touch with Big Zeke?
Now that
you mention it...
Dad!
Thank you for rescuing Jarod.
Now will you please
get out of here.
Certainly.
But before I go,
I just want to say...
that I really enjoyed
our little chat.
Oh my goodness.
Step, step, PUNCH!
Step, step.
Bounce... bounce bounce!
Step, step, PUNCH!
Step, step, PUNCH!
Sweat!
Bounce, bounce.
Step, step, PUNCH!
Down!
Bounce, bounce.
Step, PUNCH!
Arch your backs.
Alright, alright.
Take five, take five,
booty break.
My God... she's is
such a slavedriver!
I know, my ass has
NEVER been tighter.
Yo, yo.
What's wrong, dawg?
I need more maximus
in my gluteus.
You lookin' fine to me, Papi.
Whassup?
Angel.
Pleasure to meet you.
I'm Griff.
You want a homey
to notice your ass?
You gotta work it on OUT.
Yo DJ, pump up the volume!
You know what you got, dawg?
Like what you see, Papi?
Indeed.
I dance at Bodangles.
You want a private lesson...
Holla.
Right on!
Sh*t!
Maybe this isn't my sport.
You just need few pointers.
Now feel how I grip my stick.
a thing or two.
Mmm-hmmm.
Big time CUM WHORE!
They're all gonna
laugh at you!
They're all gonna
laugh at you!
White party,
black party, red party,
geez, it all sounds
so sophisticated!
Yeah, I got so high
at the last Blue Ball.
that I woke up with
a glow stick up my ass.
It was blue.
Ya know, we get you outta
those clothes and into the gym,
you'll be
ready to party!
My friends call me
"K," by the way.
Cool.
Is that short for something?
Yeah, K-hole.
But I'm all past that now.
That's probably
for the best.
Yeah, these days
it's all about the "G."
I beg your pardon?
GHB, girlfriend!
Whew!
You know what?
I am an expert at dosing
right up to the limit.
Whaddaya know, there's
marathon on the
Game Show Network!
Man, I am WICKED horny!
Are you okay?
Oh my God!
One, two, three, four.
It's not working -
it's not working.
DO something.
What are you DOING?
Give me some of that.
I mean, let me try.
We're not going to
lose another one.
His belt's too tight.
He's not breathing,
he's not breathing.
Get some air in there!
Oh, good Lord - it's
time for defrib.
Lube, lube.
Plan B - LUBE.
Three, two, one - CLEAR!
Three, two, one - CLEAR!
Three, two, one - CLEAR!
Muthafucker!
Holy sh*t, it worked.
Mom?
Dad?
Anyone home?
Hey, little guy.
Son!
It's not what it looks like!
Andy?!
- Ooohh!
- Ahhhhh!
Don't overreact.
I'm sure there's an explanation.
Oh my GOD!
Mommie, I'm so sorry!
I'm not mad at you,
I'm mad at the CRUMBS!
This is not good,
it's not CLEAN!
Mom?
I didn't hear you.
You didn't come home.
What's going on?
I think...
I like guys.
DUH!
What took you so long?
I was sure you led an
"alternative lifestyle"...
the first time you did Madonna.
I mean, cripe, how many three
year-olds can say...
they've performed her entire
"Blonde Ambition" concert?
Oh, "Strike a pose!"
Remember?
Gotta admit though, I did
start to suspect a lot earlier.
Oh, see how you already had
that little "swish" in your step?
Oh yeah, you were always
Mommie's "special boy".
There you are at your
first rock concert.
Carol Channing was
on fire that night!
Oh, and that's the time you
dressed up like Karen Black...
in Airport '75 when
we flew to Florida.
"There's nobody
flying the plane!"
Okay, okay!
I get it!
Come on, get in!
GET WET!
I'm getting a start
on my summer reading.
Hey, cut it out!
No, Jarod!
No!
You know I pinned
you yesterday.
No!
Wo-ow.
Look at those.
What?
Oh my God.
That's excellent.
Yeah.
We've been gettin'
really close.
Almost did it the other day,
but... I stopped.
How come?
I don't know.
I'm scared, Griff.
What if I'm not ready?
Well, the way I see it...
if you really like him,
and you trust him...
then I say, go for it.
No one understands
me like you do, Griffin.
You're the best.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Totally!
BDSM?
Of course.
Oh yeah!
Um... delicious.
Oh yeah!
What is the emergency?
the security system...
in the locker room.
Straight boy's
about to get naked.
Get the f*** out of here, man.
Place your bets,
Gentleman.
Ten bucks he's a show-er!
Baby's got BACK!
Dude, turn around.
Deliver the package!
You guys are ill,
you know that?
How so?
Look at yourselves, lusting
after the straight guy...
you can never have.
Aren't we beyond that?
It's so '90's.
He dropped the soap!
This is so wrong.
We have bush.
Repeat, we have bush.
Oh... my.
Can you zoom in on that?
Yes, indeed.
Our boy's a show-er!
Is he doing what I
think he's doing?
He's fingering himself!
He is a show-er AND a grower.
Abercrombie & B*TCH!
Where the heck is Andy?!
Andy?
Can I still come in?
Rodzilla?
Oh, what the hell.
So, I take it you have
utmost experience?
In "the scene?"
Oh yeah.
I'm an old pro.
Cool hammock.
Right.
I use bicycle horn instead
of the safety-words.
Excuse me while I go to slip into
something more comFORTable.
Right on!
What are you wearing?
in case we wanted to take a dip.
Marco... polo.
C'mon!
Go back to
lick-my-hairy-cherry.com!
Holy sh*t.
What the f***?!
can tell the master...
what you want
to do to the slave...
Go to
rodzillas-interactive-dungeon.org.
We're busy, Muff-ster.
your little circle-jerk,
but that's an ORDER!
Hey, put that back!
Oh... my... God.
Rodzilla!
Mr. Puckov!
This is for my
Muslim comrades.
Imperialist American SVINE!
Ah, NO!
Your "ugly American" scene
is driving me insane.
Have another cheeseburger,
capitalist animal!
OUCH!
Oh my goodness.
This is for Kathie Lee.
Kelly Ripa, she sucks!
Oh, go on, type
something in!
Teach him a lesson!
Okay, I'm serious,
that's enough.
Could we just talk this out?
Look, he hears us!
Ahhhh!
Supersize THIS,
mother-f***er!
No. No. No. No. No...
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. YES.
Holy sh*t!
FIST HIS ASS!
What's with the Cwisco?
This might take the edge off.
Ewwww!
Okay, Mr. Puckov?
You like my table?
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