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My GLASS table?

What's he doing?

This one's out of my

jurisdiction, kid.

Am I supposed

to do something?

Ooooo, I love how

you play so dumb.

Just close your eyes,

relax, and enjoy...

Rodzilla loves

Belgian chocolate...

You know?

Maybe this sex thing is just

not all it's cracked up to be.

Maybe I should just hang

it up and become a Priest.

Then you could finally

get laid, Sister Mary.

Look, love is a

battlefield, kid.

If at first we don't succeed,

you just try again.

Yeah, but we're

running out of time.

Summer's almost over!

OK, who has a hot

prospect for the weekend?

I do!

Okay.

International gay

superstar Richard Hatch...

is coming to town

to sign his new book.

So, I figured I'd go for it,

cause God knows...

no one else around here

appreciates me.

Rock on!

What about you, Griff?

Nada.

Maybe the two of us

can check Bodangles.

Yeah, sure.

Cool.

Hey kids, how's it hangin'?

Dad, what are you wearing?

Oh yeah, the old

man's "got it goin' on!"

See ya at sea.

Oh my goodness.

It is such an honor

to meet you...

without digital censorship.

And who should I

make this out to?

Mr. Ben Dover.

Oh you beast.

Hello.

Hi.

Nice ass, man.

How are ya?

Hey.

Good day, gents.

Damn, I'd tap that ass.

It's so tight.

Hi.

Hey, Griff.

Griff, hey.

Jarod's has mentioned you.

Cool.

May I speak to

you for a minute?

Sure thing.

Alone.

Be right back.

What's goin' on?

I thought it was going

to be just you and me.

Is there a problem?

Summer's almost over, J.

Once we go off to college...

Wait.

Are you jealous?

F*** off.

Everything okay?

Yeah.

Forget it.

Griff.

Rainbow Video,

Andy speaking.

You are not gonna believe

who is in my room right now.

Who?

Richard Hatch!

And I think he

wants to f*** me.

I'm about to get anal from

a million dollar bear!

Are you like... prepared?

Oh yeah.

I'm all set.

Gotta run, kid.

Boy Nico is about

to become a man.

Better safe than sorry.

Woe.

Woof.

That's hot.

Daddy likes it.

I forgot my car keys.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

I just...

What's this?

It's a plantain.

Okay, doll, love you,

call you, drive safe!

Maybe this wasn't

such a great idea.

Are you alright?

I'm fine.

Can you excuse me

for one moment?

Mmmm, yeah.

How old are you?

Seventeen.

Sorry, kid.

WAY past your prime.

Hey Mr. DJ, gimme a BEAT!

Whoa!

Damn boy, you workin'

that sh*t OUT!

Taught him everything

he know, yo!

Bubble-butt, bubble-butt,

bubble-butt, bubble-butt!

Bubble-butt, bubble-butt,

bubble-butt, bubble-butt!

Bubble-butt, bubble-butt,

bubble-butt, bubble-butt!

Bubble-butt, bubble-butt,

bubble-butt, bubble-butt!

They're all gonna

laugh at you!

They're all gonna

laugh at you!

- Rainbow Vid...

- I'm about to explode!

Did you take the enema?

Yeah, three of them.

Oh my God!

F*** this sh*t.

Hey, Andy.

Who's calling?

Ahhh... it's a wrong number.

Oh my goodness.

Richard?

Your ass tastes so good.

Looks like Little Jarod

likes it too.

Little... Jarod?

I've waited forever.

Dammit!

I f***in' suck!

It's okay.

I'll get him back up again.

I'm sorry, it's not you.

But...

Can we try another time?

Please... please, stop!

Just take me home?

Fine.

Jesus!

My eye!

Dad?

- Dad?

- Yep?

Can I ask you a question?

Certainly, son.

How did you know when you

were ready to have sex?

Oh.

Uh, well...

Unfortunately, my Uncle Earl

made that decision FOR me.

But only you can make

that decision, Andy.

Do you think you're ready?

Yeah.

I mean, a big

part of me does.

But, I'm petrified

from the neck up.

Sounds like you

have your answer.

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I think I should hold on

to my cherry for awhile.

Good boy.

Um, ah... I have

something to tell you.

Okay.

Daddy's a bi-sexshul.

And it's all because of you.

Gee, thanks, Dad.

No, what I mean is... you gave

me the courage to be "me."

But, now Andy, I think

you're not gonna love me anymore.

Dad...

Well, that's what I think.

I'm afraid.

Oh, Dad, Dad, Dad.

Hey, hey, hey.

You're still the same person.

I'm still...

You're still the

same person...

Still the same?

And I will always love you.

Always?

- I will always...

- You, alw...

- I will always...

- Alw...

- I will always...

- Al...

- I will always...

- Al...

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!

Dad!

You will always love ME?

Oh, Andy.

I will always love you.

Now, stop.

I gotta go, kid.

I cannot believe I almost

sucked my Dad's dick.

Desperate times call for

desperate measures, kid.

Maybe you should've done him.

I cannot believe a Survivor

Winner heard me take a dump.

Suck it up, Girls.

Looks like my Labor Day

soire is gonna be...

your last chance to snag

a slice of the butt-pie.

Sex, sex, sex, that's all

we're ever talking about!

What's so good

about it anyway?

I've had much more luck

with my right hand

and my left index finger.

I can't believe you wanna

screw that sketchy go-go boy.

At least he's not

a brain-dead jock.

Sorry we can't all

be studs like you!

Guess what?

Tyler was the first guy

I've ever been with.

I was so nervous I

couldn't even get it up.

Now Beau wants me to top him at

the party and I'm scared to death.

Some STUD, huh?

Well, aren't we

getting testy?

Hey, hey, who told you

guys this was gonna be easy?

Sex can be messy, kids.

Full of penis drippings,

and ill-timed queafage...

and thirty-one flavors

of genital cheese.

What the FUUUUUCK!

He heard me take

a fart, Dawn.

Okay, fine.

You still don't

get it, do you?

Even after all

you've been through.

I was a stud long before

I ever licked a p*ssy.

Oh, great, a bull dyke's

gonna instruct us...

on the art of being men!

Damn right, b*tch!

When you boys learn that having sex

doesn't make you a man...

maybe you'll finally pull

your pricks outta your poopshoots.

Crimony, kids.

I sure do hope you

get some ass-play.

You're sure, right?

Yeah.

I want you to top me.

You guys are gonna

BUTT-F***, aren't you?

Butt-f***ers!

Butt-f***ers!

Butt-f***ers!

Mini-Muff, get the

f*** out of here!

C'mon, I wanna watch!

NOW, Mini!

Awww, man.

I may need this.

Dude, don't be

a dick-burglar.

I'm glad you called

me back, Papi.

You know, I likes you

just the way you are.

Silver foxy...

You're Muffler's grandfather.

I've been accused of that.

And you are...?

Nico.

I'm Dawn's friend.

Enjoying yourself, Nico?

I'm startin' to feel

pretty darn happy.

Is that so?

And where is your

date this evening?

You're lookin' at one

stag fag, Herr Muffler.

Can I trouble you

for a highball?

I've had my fill

of this swill.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have

to see some proper I.D.

You have any good tequila?

Anejo?

Mmmmhmmm.

Aged eighteen years...

Just the way

Grandpa likes it.

What is it, Papi?

You're feelin' your boy, huh?

I'm sorry, Angel.

It's all good, kid.

No sweat.

Use what you got.

And hurry.

- Wait!

- Sh*t!

Griff?

- I need to talk.

- I'm kinda busy, dude.

It's an emergency.

Can you hold that thought?

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