Another Gay Movie Page #5

You gotta be

f***in' kidding me.

This better be

f***ing good, Griff.

I had to tell you

before it was too late.

I love you, Jarod.

I'm in love with you.

For a long time.

I don't know what to say.

You don't have

to say anything.

I just had to let you know.

We gonna f***, or what?

Cause my balls

are turning blue.

I'm sorry, Beau.

I didn't know...

I had a boyfriend.

Yeah... yeah... yeah.

And how Bette Davis

didn't win the Oscar...

for All About Eve is one of

the mortal sins of Hollywood!

If I told you you are

worldly, polished,

and sophisticated, would

you hold it against me?

My dear young boy, are

you trying to seduce me?

I don't know.

Am I?

Fasten your seatbelt, sonny

It's going to be a bumpy night.

So. where's Jarod?

He dumped me.

Where's Griff?

Papi kicked me

to the curb, yo.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Okay!

Oh, yeah.

So. um... well.

Wow.

So where are you guys from?

Okay.

Awww!

OH!

Aaahhh!

Grandpa Muffler!

Oh Nico, heavens to Betsy!

Tap Grandpa's ass!

Oh, that's good.

Yo, you got

room for one more?

Ho!

There's a special place

inside me that you have FOUND!

My God help me!

Oh, "Queer as Folk", eat

your f***in' heart out!

Good morning.

Thank God.

What?

I wasn't dreaming.

Morning, Beau.

Angel.

And the moral of

the story is...

real men take it up the ass!

And the best butt-love...

is when you're really in love.

Don't look so blue.

We're gonna find

husbands someday.

I know.

It's just that...

summer's over.

We're not kids anymore.

I'm really gonna

miss you guys.

What the f***!

You KNOW we're doin'

Spring Break...

in Ft. Lauderdale, b*tch!

To the sequel.

To the sequel!

Would you like to dance?

I thought you'd never ask.

My lady.

Hiya, kids.

Hi, Mrs. Hunter.

Muffler.

Oh... Mrs. Hunter.

Wow.

Okay, okay, we gotta know.

Muffler...

What's your secret?

Arghhhhrghhhhhh.

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