Another WolfCop Page #6

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look around, hmm?

[BEEPING]

The sooner

I go out that door,

the sooner you can go help

your friends.

Or you can shoot me now,

and we all die right here.

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

Merry Christmas, b*tches.

Chief?

Do you think he's bluffing?

Ask me in a minute.

Come on!

[GROWLING]

WILLIE:
Lou!

[GROWLS]

[ZAMBONI STOPS]

No f***ing way!

Kat?

Lou, you don't look good buddy.

Hang in there, partner.

I got some medicine.

F***, we're almost

out of the moondust.

Call a vet, 9-1-1!

Call your f***ing dealer,

answer me!

Meow!

Okay, Lou, Lou!

What do you need?

What helps you?

Donuts, donuts, booze,

booze, booze,

Booze!

Pass me the hooch.

Got a little bit left...

make you a Higgins

f***ing smoothie.

Down the hatch!

You know what you're drinking

Lou?

Moonshine, baby!

[HOWLS]

[HOWLING]

I'm glad you're better, man,

but I still don't

approve of this sh*t.

CHEERLEADER:

Hi, b*tch, wake up time.

[SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE]

TINA:
[SIGHS]

The horror.

The paper work.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Hey, uh,

sorry to break up the party,

but we have about

- 20 seconds to get out.

- Why?

'Cause this sh*t's

about to blow.

Come on!

WILLIE:
Blow the roof off.

- Come on, Lou!

- Go, go, go!

[EXPLOSION]

DAISY:

I guess he wasn't bluffing.

[GRUNTS]

Like I said,

you'll thank me later.

[CHUCKLES]

[FIRE CRACKLING]

WILLIE:
Good thing we got

those season tickets, huh, Lou?

[CHUCKLES]

See?

This is why

we can't have nice things.

So happy

you decided to stay, sis.

Me too.

Let's take this to the bar,

Daisy's buying.

Why me?

'Cause you got kidnapped.

Rookie move.

LOU:
Don't worry, kid,

I'll take you under my wing.

Oh, now I'm really worried.

WILLIE:
Shotgun!

But not to let you be

aware of my fear

Don't worry, there's some

kitty litter back there.

Never know what you'll find

Don't understand your kind

'Round here

[SIREN WAILS]

Oh, oh

Watching your moves,

they look so radical

Hearing your words,

they sound fanatical

Something inside

reveals you're magical

Oh, oh

How can I get enough?

You're a strange animal

That's what I know

But you're a strange animal

I gotta follow

Whoa-oh

They've been trying to stick

a light in your system

Analyzing the defenses

you hold

Trying to open wide

Hoping to step inside

Your soul

Oh, oh

But everything here

is unfamiliar

Nothing they've seen

remotely similar

How can it be

you're so peculiar?

Oh, oh

How can I get enough?

You're a strange animal

That's what I know

But you're a strange animal

I gotta follow

Whoa-oh-oh-oh

I got to follow

I got to follow

Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah

Whoa-oh-oh, oh

WOMAN:
It's important

that you avoid stress

and sudden facial movements.

Your sutures need time to heal.

MAN:
Understood sister,

no smiling.

Well, the next bus

should be here shortly.

How do I look?

Very...

Handsome.

A new man.

Can you even tell

I had work done?

May I help you cross?

[GULPS]

You've already done too much.

I think it's time for me

to face the world

as a new man.

[SPLATTERING]

[ENGINE REVS]

[SCREAMING]

He's no fool

Breaking every single rule

Chips are stacked against him

one more time

When the world's gone crazy

Only one man can save it

It can get hairy

solving crimes

Looking through the fire

Stronger than

the eye of the tiger

Bigger than 10 grizzly bears

combined

And he won't stop

Out for blood,

every single drop

Ah-ooh

Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh

He's a Wolfcop, Wolfcop

Bad man be creeping down

the streets about to murder

Getting back to Wolfcop

because he heard ya

Diabolical plan

foiled once again

Mr. Officer catch the bad man

in the end

Howling at the full moon,

call out the beast

Baiting as he hunts,

blood dripping from the teeth

Crime is like a stick

he can fetch with ease

Cleaning up the streets,

then peeing on the trees

Looking through the fire

Stronger than

the eye of the tiger

Bigger than 10 grizzly bears

combined

And he won't stop

Out for blood,

every single drop

Ah-ooh,

ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh

He's a Wolfcop, Wolfcop

[HOWLS]

Yeah, I'm the Wolfcop

Ha, ha

I'm the Wolfcop

[RAPPING] Yeah

There's a new cop

in the streets

Half-man, half-wolf,

pure grease

Patrol the town,

looking for trouble, man

Stuffing dead bodies

in my duffle bag

Slash your face,

rip the head off your body

Slam a cold brew, and pump

a body with the shotty

Tricky feeling blood

and the sacrifice

Welcome to the seance,

see you in the afterlife

No teen wolf, just a man

with a taste for blood

Watch the werewolf

start smoking

While your trick on mud

Till you met me, you don't

know what trouble was

Till I filled your jean jacket

with a couple slugs

I'm cursed

With this curse,

I'm a monster

It's no foul hygiene,

foaming at the chompers

A hairy menace

with a badge and a gun

Don't bother tryin' to hide

'Cause there's nowhere

you can run

From the Wolfcop

Yeah, I'm the Wolfcop

Don't try to hide

from the Wolfcop

Yeah, I'm the Wolfcop

Oh, damn

Mr. Wolfie got a plan

Forget Frankenstein,

more like the Son of Sam

Soon as that full moon hits,

there's no turnin' back

Everything turns to black,

you can kiss my hairy ass

Mwah, how you like it?

I got you now, don't bother

tryin' to fight it

Welcome to my Hell,

you've all been invited

Once you've been bitten,

there's no way you can hide it

Forget wizards and witches,

I'll leave you in stitches

Just for a speeding ticket,

I'm bitten with a sickness

There's no antidote,

I'm alone on this highway

Drifting in the darkness,

sparking that new crime wave

So go pray to the priest

and drink your holy water

Grab your guns, lock the

doors, hide your daughters

You think you got me

surrounded

You better get your piece

and pull it

And better have

a silver bullet

'Cause I'm the Wolfcop

Yeah, I'm the Wolfcop

Don't try to hide

from the Wolfcop

Yeah, I'm the Wolfcop

I'm the Wolfcop,

cop, cop

I'm the Wolfcop,

cop, cop

I'm the Wolfcop,

cop, cop

Yeah, I'm the Wolfcop,

cop, cop

Yeah

MAN:

Big f***in' wolf hound.

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