Antibirth
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- 2016
- 94 min
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Motherfuckers!
- Alright, let go.
Hey, come on.
Let's do it right here,
what you got?
- Come on, it'll be alright.
Jade's waiting.
- Thanks, okay.
- How long have you been
feeling like this?
- I don't know, uh..
...couple of days.
I guess since the other night.
- What happened?
- I don't know, I -- I blacked
out, I can't remember.
- You black out lots?
- Anha,
i feel like sh*t, alright?
My back is killing me.
- How are your breastasis?
- My titties f***in' hurt.
You know,
and they're not even that big.
- You got nice tits, Lou.
- Thanks, Sadie lady.
- What's your diet
normally like?
- What do you mean?
- She eats like sh*t.
- No, I don't.
- She microwaves everything.
It's beast food. It's true, Lou.
- When was the time
of your last period?
- Uh...Recent enough?
- Do you remember the last time
you performed intercourse?
- Uh, it was not much
of a performance.
- Better not have been Mickey.
- You drink?
- Yeah, yeah, obviously.
- Everyday?
- Anha, come on, yeah.
a doctor, Lou.
- Come on, anha,
i -- I can't afford that, okay?
Anha, look,
i -- I don't have insurance.
I was just hoping you could,
you know, really suss it out.
- Lou, I work for a vet.
I can't prescribe anything.
- Look, I feel like sh*t,
alright?
I just need something
to take the edge off.
- You can go
to the military clinic.
It's free.
Thank you, thanks a lot.
- They're prenatal vitamins.
- F***.
Man, thanks for nothing, anha.
F***!
- What do you wanna do now?
- I don't know.
Let's grab some booze
or snacks.
- That's what he said.
- Yeah.
- You didn't hear me?
- I don't know.
I don't listen.
I haven't been laid in months,
okay?
I know that I been, uh,
on a bender.
But I think I'd remember
if I had someone's cock in me.
- Maybe you should
sell yourself on TV.
One of those
phantom pregnancies?
Those girls
who go through it all
and didn't even realize
they were pregnant.
You know, and then it falls out
all preemie
and they bury it in the closet
before prom?
- F***in' preemie, Sadie.
- Well, born too soon.
- Sh*t's f***ed up.
I don't know, f*** it, like
what does anha know anyway,
right? She's a vet.
Shitty vet.
- Well, you said it yourself,
Lou, you've been on a bender.
You just need to stop partying
for a couple days.
- I'm not a dog, you know.
She doesn't even know
anything about people.
Mm, I heard a dog got addicted
I got too high. I mean..
I just.. I really
can't be pregnant, alright?
It's not my style.
- You can always get rid of it.
- I'm not gonna pay some
a**hole to scramble my guts.
- There's always someone
who wants a baby.
Just adopt it out.
- You think I can find somebody
to push me down
a staircase or something?
I can't believe I have to quit
drinking, uh, no smoking.
Who -- who needs that sh*t?
Jeeze Louise, come on, Sadie.
- Lou, you can handle it.
I was pretty wasted
when I was pregnant.
- And what was that like?
All that you know..
- It was so long ago,
i don't remember.
- Come here.
Thank you.
Why don't you go ahead
and, uh, load up
the cooler, baby?
Trish?
- Can I get you anything?
- No, no, thanks. I'm good.
- He'll take a beer.
- You ever think it --
they wouldn't need
the clean piss
if they weren't getting high.
- I'm not responsible
for their habits.
If somebody's gonna make
any money off it,
it's gonna be me.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- What am I gonna do,
send her back to Russia?
- Well, no, but,
I mean you can't..
...you can't just have these
girls running around
in the wild, you know?
- Get off that.
I told you that's not for you.
Just go get some cereal.
Makes the pee good.
- What is it?
- I don't know, but, uh, people
are gonna f***ing love it.
- Alright, that good, huh?
- Yeah. Well, I think so.
Jade's gonna chop it up,
break it down, get it out there.
- Right, right.
Say...What do you want me
to do with Lou?
She's starting to get a bit
paranoid, you know?
- She's f***ed up all the time.
- Yeah.
- Cool, cool.
So, what do you wanna do?
- You're gonna go
on the f***in' run.
- Alright.
- Took you long enough.
I didn't think,
you were gonna show.
- Where'd you get
palace chicken?
- I got lots.
- I love that sh*t,
give me a wing, man.
- F*** no. I have to go
all the way to Liberty
for this sh*t.
Plus I got a meeting
on my po tomorrow.
- Just give me
the f***ing money.
- You know they got a special
kind of bleach in this sh*t?
When they pound,
crush down the bird.
It gets rid of all
the bones and beaks.
- Yeah, right, a**hole.
Where'd you hear that?
- Plus, if you eat enough of it
at once, it'll pass any test.
- So, what you gonna do,
just eat yourself into a coma
hope you don't piss your pants
before you go in?
- Tastes good.
- Idiot.
- Man, this place is a dump.
I gotta clean up this shithole.
- Oh, it's cold in here.
You got any heat
up in this b*tch?
- What am I,
a rockefeller? Come on.
Sh*t, man.
You know, one second it's hot,
then it's cold.
But I mean, the cold,
it's driving me loco.
- You know,
i just wanted to come up here
and make sure
everything was alright.
You know?
Ohh!
- I love pissing.
Hey, I'm hungry now.
- Sweet.
Lou, your dad was smokin' hot.
- Uh, no sh*t,
my dad was f***ing hot.
You know...Sadie..
...sometimes being hot
just ain't enough, man.
You know, after Vietnam,
he drove my mom crazy.
- Well, it was pretty shitty.
- No sh*t, man, no sh*t,
Vietnam, you know.
Shitty enough to get this sweet
ass pad from uncle Sam.
Right?
- Did you do all these?
- Huh?
- Warren said he gave you
a case last week.
- Oh, f*** that, man.
Man, my dad fought for the right
to kill his brains.
I'm just honoring his legacy.
- I'm just saying
if you're pregnant, you're gonna
have to slow it down.
- Alright, man.
If I'm pregnant..
Like, maybe I can give
this kid some superpowers,
you know?
Come on,
he'll put it to good use.
- Lou.
- What?
Let me ask you a question.
Alright, Sadie, Sadie,
this is important sh*t.
Sadie, alright.
If...You can have...
Any superpowers..
I mean, anything...
In the whole world, right?
- Sh*t, I don't know, I mean..
teleport or whatever, you know?
So, I could go wherever,
whenever and get the hell
outta here.
- Yeah, man.
That'd be cool.
You know what I want?
- Mm-hmm.
- Do you know what I wanna do?
I wanna be like that guy
who had this, uh..
He was like that f***in' guy
who could turn into
any animal he wanted, remember?
Yeah, you had to have seen it,
it was a show.
Yeah, and so..
...this f***ing guy, he could be
like a f***ing turtle
or a cheetah, you know?
It was a show, right?
But he had, you know..
...just whenever
you need it, man.
- This was a show?
- Oh, yeah.
It was badass.
- Well, when exactly do you
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