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Z:
The squeaky wheel gets the oil.
AZTECA:
No, Z. The squeaky wheel gets thrown
away, alright? You're a good ant, Z,
even though you are a pain in my rear-
segment. I don't wanna see
anything happen to you. So quit
mouthing off, before you get in
trouble.
A WHISTLE BLOWS.
Z:
Thank goodness. Breaktime.
All the ants put down their tools. A beat. Then the WHISTLE
BLOWS AGAIN. All the ants pick up their tools again.
AZTECA:
(resigned)
Break's over.
Z:
(getting back to work)
This colony needs another tunnel like
a hole in the ground. Why are we
even digging this thing?
AZTECA:
Who cares, Z. All I know is, we
gotta dig. We're not the ones in
charge.
The huge, spacious main chamber of the colony. Looming over
the scene is the royal palace, which seems to be
inaccessible, perched on top of a hill-like pedestal.
Around the base of the pedestal, a crew of workers loiters,
seemingly aimlessly...can these be the only unemployed ants
in the place?
GENERAL FORMICA:
STAIRS!
The workers look up and GROAN. Then they start forming a
stairway with their own bodies, linking arms, stepping on
each other's shoulders. It's extremely unpleasant work. One
ant is a little tardy, and just manages to get in place
before...
GENERAL FORMICA, the Pattonesque military leader of the
colony, STEPS ON HIS HEAD, using it as the first step as he
ascends to the palace, his aide-de-camp Carpenter in tow. As
Formica mounts the "stairs" we can hear the workers going,
"OUCH! OOF! YIKES!" etc.
GENERAL FORMICA:
Cut the chit-chat down there!
(turning to Carpenter)
Carpenter. They've never had it so
good, and listen to them -- always
grumbling and complaining...
Formica steps on the foot of one of the "stairway" ants, who
muffles a yelp.
CARPENTER:
...Yes, sir.
GENERAL FORMICA:
What have they got to complain about?
CARPENTER:
Actually, sir, we've cut them down to
three roughly rectangular meals a
week.
FORMICA:
Don't give me statistics, Carpenter.
I know what I'm talking about. DOORS!
Formica and Carpenter have reached the top of the staircase.
There, the two guard ants on either side of the massive
throne room doors pull them open -- and one door hinge
SQUEAKS.
FORMICA:
(to guard ant, while
passing)
Oil that, soldier.
The QUEEN is on her throne, her huge abdomen sprawled behind
her.
QUEEN:
Ah! General Formica.
Formica salutes and marches to her, Carpenter behind him.
Note:
Throughout this scene, the Queen is giving birthrepeatedly. Each birth is accompanied by a herald playing a
short "Happy Birthday" fanfare on his trumpet. Mid-wife ants
bring each baby to the Queen for inspection, who COOS a few
words. The midwives put the babies on a moving bassinet-
line, powered by ants on a treadmill.
QUEEN:
General, the severe food shortage
that faces the colony...pains me.
The thought of any of my children
going hungry...
(she shudders; then,
to baby)
Who's the cutest widdle worker? You
are! Yes, you! Don't forget to
brush your teeth!
(to mid-wife)
Ship 'er out.
(back to Formica)
What steps are you taking to remedy
the situation?
FORMICA:
We are launching a major offensive to
expand our foraging territory...
QUEEN:
Yes, what else?
FORMICA:
Please don't worry, your majesty.
Leave the worrying to me. As you
know, I'm not an ant of half-
measures. I don't pussyfoot around.
priority, and I promise you it's
being dealt with swiftly, and
decisively.
The Queen's attention is interrupted by another baby being
put in her arms.
QUEEN:
(to baby)
No snacking between meals! Off you
go!
(to Formica)
Now -- what were we saying?
FORMICA:
(Oliver North-style)
I do not recollect, your majesty.
Will that be all?
QUEEN:
Yes, General Formica. Carry on, my
good man! I don't know what we would
do without you.
Formica clicks his heels and bows his head. Carpenter bows
low. Formica smartly about faces --
BALA (O.S.)
General Formica!
PRINCESS BALA hurries through a second doorway, carrying a
swatch book. Something about her sets her apart from the
HANDMAIDEN ANTS with her. Her tiara, probably.
Formica tilts his head quizzically to Carpenter behind him.
CARPENTER:
(sotto)
Princess Bala, sir. Your fiancee.
FORMICA:
Princess! You look -- outstanding.
Is there anything I can do for you?
BALA:
Well -- I thought -- since we're
getting married...it might be nice if
we...got to know one another.
Formica looks confused.
QUEEN:
Bala has always been a hopeless
romantic, General.
BALA:
It's just that -- well, I'm honored
that you selected me, and everything,
I just thought the marriage might go
a little more smoothly if -- we had
a conversation?
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