Antz Page #3

Synopsis: Z the worker ant (Woody Allen) strives to reconcile his own individuality with the communal work-ethic of the ant colony. He falls in love with ant-Princess Bala (Sharon Stone), Z strives to make social inroads, and then must save the ant colony from the treacherous scheming of the evil General Mandible (Gene Hackman) that threaten to wipe out the entire worker population.
Production: Dreamworks
  Nominated for 1 BAFTA Film Award. Another 6 wins & 13 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Metacritic:
72
Rotten Tomatoes:
96%
PG
Year:
1998
83 min
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FORMICA:

(uncomfortable)

Conversation...yes...well...

(to Carpenter)

Wasn't she briefed?

QUEEN:

(holding up a baby)

Look, General! A darling baby

soldier!

(emotionally, to baby)

Don't try to be a hero! Just make

sure you come back in one piece!

(handing it off)

Next!

FORMICA:

(using the

interruption)

I'll take your suggestion under

advisement, Princess. In the

meanwhile --

Formica turns to go.

BALA:

General -- we have to talk sometime!

FORMICA:

Very well. Carpenter, is there a

convenient time to talk vis-a-vis:

relationship?

CARPENTER:

Actually, sir, we're ahead of

schedule. We have thirty-six seconds

available right now.

FORMICA:

Outstanding. Princess...?

Bala's a little fazed...but grabs her chance.

BALA:

So, um...how was your day? What did

you do?

FORMICA:

(scouring his mind)

Well...

(that's it!)

I declared war!

BALA:

(sadly)

Oh...and I was afraid we had nothing

in common...

CARPENTER:

(under his breath)

Fourteen-fifty hours, sir.

FORMICA:

Duty calls!

He strides across the floor. Bala watches him go, her

antennae drooping unhappily.

FORMICA:

No squeak. Outstanding!

We see through the now-open doors into the throne-room as

Formica and Carpenter double-time out of the frame.

The Queen sees that Bala is unhappy.

QUEEN:

(sympathetically)

I felt the same way before I got

married. Confused. Scared.

BALA:

(hopefully)

You did?

QUEEN:

Yes -- but I did my duty and sorted

out all those messy feelings. The

wonderful thing about ant life is

that everything is arranged. Even

marriage. You're lucky -- General

Formica is a paragon of anthood.

BALA:

(unconvinced)

Yes...he's wonderful...

The doors swing shut on them -- revealing the two guard ants

who were CRUSHED in the wake of Formica's exit.

INT. BALA'S QUARTERS - DAY

Bala enters, followed by her handmaidens, who are in a state

of giggling infatuation over Formica. Bala is scowling as

she leafs through a wedding catalogue.

HANDMAIDEN #1

(swooning over

General Formica)

The General's body segments are

so...symmetrical.

HANDMAIDEN #2

(giggling)

I'd let him order me into battle

anyday.

Bala hurls the swatch book against the wall.

HANDMAIDEN #1

Princess? What's wrong?

BALA:

Wrong? How could anything be wrong?

I'm going to marry General Formica

and be a queen and have millions of

babies, just like my mom.

(concerned)

Do I look fat to you?

HANDMAIDEN #2

(knowingly, to

Handmaiden #2)

Pre-wedding jitters.

HANDMAIDEN #1

You just need to blow off some steam.

Let's go to the bar at the Royal Club!

BALA:

The Club's so stuffy. I want to try

someplace different.

HANDMAIDEN #2

There isn't anyplace else --

(making a joke)

Except the worker bar.

BALA:

The worker bar! Yes! That's where

I want to go!

The handmaidens look shocked.

HANDMAIDEN #1

But -- we can't -- there'll be

workers there.

INT. ANT BAR - NIGHT

A long bar filled with ants. The bar itself seems to stretch

for miles, and there are hundreds of ants trying to get a

drink...unfortunately, there's only one bartender. Z is at

the bar with WEAVER, a burly ant soldier.

Z:

We declared war again?

(off Weaver's nod)

Are you scared?

WEAVER:

(shrugs)

I'll be back.

The BARTENDER, a grizzled veteran, slaps down what looks like

a couple of large green beer mugs. Actually, they're aphids,

little green critters he fills up from a number of kegs

hanging from the ceiling. The kegs are specialized ants with

hugely distended stomachs, which spray liquid into the aphids.

APHIDS:

(as they're slapped

on bar)

Ouch! Ouch!

BARTENDER:

Two aphid beers.

Z:

(as Bartender leaves)

Did you see that? How he gave you

the beers, not me? I'm telling you,

he's got something against workers.

WEAVER:

I don't know what you're talking

about, Z.

Z:

Come on -- everybody dumps on us

workers. You soldiers get all the

glory. Plus you get to go out into

the world, meet interesting insects,

and kill them.

WEAVER:

Yeah, but you get to spend all day

with those fabulous worker babes.

We can see that Weaver is eyeing a nearby table of "Worker

Babes", including Z's friend Azteca.

Z:

Weaver, they're career girls.

They're obsessed with digging.

(sighs)

No, I'll probably never meet the girl

for me.

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Paul John Weitz (born November 19, 1965) is an American film producer, screenwriter, playwright, actor, and film director. He is the older brother of filmmaker Chris Weitz. He is best known for his work with his brother, Chris Weitz, on the comedy films American Pie and About a Boy, for which the brothers, who co-directed, were nominated for an Oscar. more…

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