Antz Page #3
FORMICA:
(uncomfortable)
Conversation...yes...well...
(to Carpenter)
Wasn't she briefed?
QUEEN:
(holding up a baby)
Look, General! A darling baby
soldier!
(emotionally, to baby)
Don't try to be a hero! Just make
sure you come back in one piece!
(handing it off)
Next!
FORMICA:
(using the
interruption)
I'll take your suggestion under
advisement, Princess. In the
meanwhile --
Formica turns to go.
BALA:
General -- we have to talk sometime!
FORMICA:
Very well. Carpenter, is there a
convenient time to talk vis-a-vis:
relationship?
CARPENTER:
Actually, sir, we're ahead of
schedule. We have thirty-six seconds
available right now.
FORMICA:
Outstanding. Princess...?
Bala's a little fazed...but grabs her chance.
BALA:
So, um...how was your day? What did
you do?
FORMICA:
(scouring his mind)
Well...
(that's it!)
I declared war!
BALA:
(sadly)
Oh...and I was afraid we had nothing
in common...
CARPENTER:
(under his breath)
Fourteen-fifty hours, sir.
FORMICA:
Duty calls!
He strides across the floor. Bala watches him go, her
antennae drooping unhappily.
FORMICA:
No squeak. Outstanding!
We see through the now-open doors into the throne-room as
Formica and Carpenter double-time out of the frame.
The Queen sees that Bala is unhappy.
QUEEN:
(sympathetically)
I felt the same way before I got
married. Confused. Scared.
BALA:
(hopefully)
You did?
QUEEN:
Yes -- but I did my duty and sorted
out all those messy feelings. The
wonderful thing about ant life is
that everything is arranged. Even
marriage. You're lucky -- General
Formica is a paragon of anthood.
BALA:
(unconvinced)
Yes...he's wonderful...
The doors swing shut on them -- revealing the two guard ants
who were CRUSHED in the wake of Formica's exit.
INT. BALA'S QUARTERS - DAY
Bala enters, followed by her handmaidens, who are in a state
of giggling infatuation over Formica. Bala is scowling as
she leafs through a wedding catalogue.
HANDMAIDEN #1
(swooning over
General Formica)
The General's body segments are
so...symmetrical.
HANDMAIDEN #2
(giggling)
I'd let him order me into battle
anyday.
Bala hurls the swatch book against the wall.
HANDMAIDEN #1
Princess? What's wrong?
BALA:
Wrong? How could anything be wrong?
I'm going to marry General Formica
and be a queen and have millions of
babies, just like my mom.
(concerned)
Do I look fat to you?
HANDMAIDEN #2
(knowingly, to
Handmaiden #2)
Pre-wedding jitters.
HANDMAIDEN #1
You just need to blow off some steam.
Let's go to the bar at the Royal Club!
BALA:
The Club's so stuffy. I want to try
someplace different.
HANDMAIDEN #2
There isn't anyplace else --
(making a joke)
Except the worker bar.
BALA:
The worker bar! Yes! That's where
I want to go!
The handmaidens look shocked.
HANDMAIDEN #1
But -- we can't -- there'll be
workers there.
A long bar filled with ants. The bar itself seems to stretch
for miles, and there are hundreds of ants trying to get a
drink...unfortunately, there's only one bartender. Z is at
the bar with WEAVER, a burly ant soldier.
Z:
We declared war again?
(off Weaver's nod)
Are you scared?
WEAVER:
(shrugs)
I'll be back.
The BARTENDER, a grizzled veteran, slaps down what looks like
a couple of large green beer mugs. Actually, they're aphids,
little green critters he fills up from a number of kegs
hanging from the ceiling. The kegs are specialized ants with
hugely distended stomachs, which spray liquid into the aphids.
APHIDS:
(as they're slapped
on bar)
Ouch! Ouch!
BARTENDER:
Two aphid beers.
Z:
(as Bartender leaves)
Did you see that? How he gave you
the beers, not me? I'm telling you,
he's got something against workers.
WEAVER:
I don't know what you're talking
about, Z.
Z:
Come on -- everybody dumps on us
workers. You soldiers get all the
glory. Plus you get to go out into
the world, meet interesting insects,
and kill them.
WEAVER:
Yeah, but you get to spend all day
with those fabulous worker babes.
We can see that Weaver is eyeing a nearby table of "Worker
Babes", including Z's friend Azteca.
Z:
Weaver, they're career girls.
They're obsessed with digging.
(sighs)
No, I'll probably never meet the girl
for me.
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