Antz Page #4
WEAVER:
Who said there was a girl for you?
I was talking about a girl for me.
(quaffing his aphid
beer)
Don't you want your aphid beer?
Z:
I can't help it. I have a thing
about drinking from the anus of
another creature. Call me crazy.
WEAVER:
Z, we've known each other a long
time, right?
Z:
Of course. You were born two seconds
after me.
WEAVER:
And all the time I've known you,
you've been grumping and groaning.
You should quit making waves. Go
with the flow.
Z:
Weaver, I'm an insect, not a liquid.
Down the bar, there's a commotion. A grizzled old SCOUT ant
has had too much to drink.
DRUNK SCOUT:
Have you been to Insectopia? Have
you? No, ya goddam larvas! But I
have...
(becoming emotional)
...Mosquitos n' caterpillars n'
beetles -- all livin' in peace,
stuffin their guts with food...No
rules, no regulations...you can be
your own ant there...
(howling drunkenly)
It's Insectopia! Insectopia!
Z:
Hey, Weaver, listen!
DRUNK SCOUT:
I was cut off from my unit -- found
it by mistake --
(slurring)
It changed my life!
(spraying another
soldier with saliva)
You see -- ya follow the great yellow
egg, and you come to the land of red
and white --
SOLDIERS:
You've had enough for one night!
Come on, Gramps, before you get in
trouble.
The soldiers pull him from the bar, carrying him out.
Z:
(excited)
Hey, did you hear what he said?!
WEAVER:
Poor guy's had one too many scouting
missions.
MUSIC STARTS UP.
Princess Bala is peering in at the entrance to the ant bar,
accompanied by her worried-looking handmaidens.
HANDMAIDEN #2
We shouldn't be doing this -- it
isn't proper!
BALA:
I'm the Princess, aren't I?
HANDMAIDEN #2
Of course --
BALA:
And do Princesses do improper things?
HANDMAIDEN #2
Of course not --
BALA:
Then if I go to the worker bar, it
isn't improper. Anyway, don't worry.
No one will recognize us in our
disguises.
She adjusts her "disguise", a hardhat, tied down Jackie O.-
style with an ant's version of a Chanel scarf.
BALA:
I'm just a common worker, cooling off
after a rough day!
Music starts. An ant BARKER takes the mic at one end of the
dance floor.
BARKER:
(on loudspeaker)
Okay, folks. It's six-fifteen, and
that means it's time to dance.
Every ant gets up to dance. Weaver turns to Z.
WEAVER:
(draining his beer)
Time to cut a rug, Z!
Z:
I'm not in the mood.
(disgusted)
Even when they're off work, they
follow orders.
WEAVER:
Well, you just sit here and be a
party-pooper.
Weaver joins the rest of the ants who are lining up for the
dance. The Barker calls out the steps in a bored monotone --
all the ants already know the steps. Everyone dances in
perfect synch.
BARKER:
(southern twang)
And a left-right-quarterstep-back
step-halfstep -- a left-right-
quarterstep-backstep-halfstep --
a left-right-quarterstep-backstep
halfstep --
AT THE ENTRANCE, Bala smiles mischievously at her handmaidens.
BALA:
I'm going to ask one of these
mindless, primitive worker-types to
dance with me!
HANDMAIDEN #1
But General Formica would be furious!
BALA:
(enjoying the idea)
I know.
The handmaidens are appalled. Bala whirls away from them,
sets her sights and searches the crowd -- zeroing in on --
Z, who's watching the other ants dance.
Z:
What a bunch of losers. Mindless
zombies capitulating to an oppressive
system --
BALA:
Wanna dance?
Bala's standing right there. Z is instantly smitten.
Z:
Me?! Yes!!! I mean --
(regaining suavosity)
Just let me finish my beer.
Not breaking eye contact with Bala, Z smiles suavely.
Reaches suavely for a beer. Suavely grabs the candle in a
glass jar off the bar. Suavely singes his face.
He plays it off with a rakish little laugh. A bit
apprehensive, Bala heads onto the floor. Z follows her.
Z:
So uh -- how come I haven't seen you
around here before?
BALA:
(covering up)
I work in the palace, I don't get out
much.
Z:
The palace, hunh? I bet those royals
really live it up. Of course they're
all a little, you know, from
inbreeding --
BALA:
(shocked)
What?
Z and Bala step onto the dance floor with the rest of the
ants, but Z can't do any of the steps.
Z:
Now, let's see, I -- it's been a
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