Antz Page #4

Synopsis: Z the worker ant (Woody Allen) strives to reconcile his own individuality with the communal work-ethic of the ant colony. He falls in love with ant-Princess Bala (Sharon Stone), Z strives to make social inroads, and then must save the ant colony from the treacherous scheming of the evil General Mandible (Gene Hackman) that threaten to wipe out the entire worker population.
Production: Dreamworks
  Nominated for 1 BAFTA Film Award. Another 6 wins & 13 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Metacritic:
72
Rotten Tomatoes:
96%
PG
Year:
1998
83 min
Website
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WEAVER:

Who said there was a girl for you?

I was talking about a girl for me.

(quaffing his aphid

beer)

Don't you want your aphid beer?

Z:

I can't help it. I have a thing

about drinking from the anus of

another creature. Call me crazy.

WEAVER:

Z, we've known each other a long

time, right?

Z:

Of course. You were born two seconds

after me.

WEAVER:

And all the time I've known you,

you've been grumping and groaning.

You should quit making waves. Go

with the flow.

Z:

Weaver, I'm an insect, not a liquid.

Down the bar, there's a commotion. A grizzled old SCOUT ant

has had too much to drink.

DRUNK SCOUT:

Have you been to Insectopia? Have

you? No, ya goddam larvas! But I

have...

(becoming emotional)

...Mosquitos n' caterpillars n'

beetles -- all livin' in peace,

stuffin their guts with food...No

rules, no regulations...you can be

your own ant there...

(howling drunkenly)

It's Insectopia! Insectopia!

Z:

Hey, Weaver, listen!

DRUNK SCOUT:

I was cut off from my unit -- found

it by mistake --

(slurring)

It changed my life!

(spraying another

soldier with saliva)

You see -- ya follow the great yellow

egg, and you come to the land of red

and white --

SOLDIERS:

You've had enough for one night!

Come on, Gramps, before you get in

trouble.

The soldiers pull him from the bar, carrying him out.

Z:

(excited)

Hey, did you hear what he said?!

WEAVER:

Poor guy's had one too many scouting

missions.

MUSIC STARTS UP.

INT. ANT BAR ENTRANCE - NIGHT

Princess Bala is peering in at the entrance to the ant bar,

accompanied by her worried-looking handmaidens.

HANDMAIDEN #2

We shouldn't be doing this -- it

isn't proper!

BALA:

I'm the Princess, aren't I?

HANDMAIDEN #2

Of course --

BALA:

And do Princesses do improper things?

HANDMAIDEN #2

Of course not --

BALA:

Then if I go to the worker bar, it

isn't improper. Anyway, don't worry.

No one will recognize us in our

disguises.

She adjusts her "disguise", a hardhat, tied down Jackie O.-

style with an ant's version of a Chanel scarf.

BALA:

I'm just a common worker, cooling off

after a rough day!

Music starts. An ant BARKER takes the mic at one end of the

dance floor.

BARKER:

(on loudspeaker)

Okay, folks. It's six-fifteen, and

that means it's time to dance.

Every ant gets up to dance. Weaver turns to Z.

WEAVER:

(draining his beer)

Time to cut a rug, Z!

Z:

I'm not in the mood.

(disgusted)

Even when they're off work, they

follow orders.

WEAVER:

Well, you just sit here and be a

party-pooper.

Weaver joins the rest of the ants who are lining up for the

dance. The Barker calls out the steps in a bored monotone --

all the ants already know the steps. Everyone dances in

perfect synch.

BARKER:

(southern twang)

And a left-right-quarterstep-back

step-halfstep -- a left-right-

quarterstep-backstep-halfstep --

a left-right-quarterstep-backstep

halfstep --

AT THE ENTRANCE, Bala smiles mischievously at her handmaidens.

BALA:

I'm going to ask one of these

mindless, primitive worker-types to

dance with me!

HANDMAIDEN #1

But General Formica would be furious!

BALA:

(enjoying the idea)

I know.

The handmaidens are appalled. Bala whirls away from them,

sets her sights and searches the crowd -- zeroing in on --

Z, who's watching the other ants dance.

Z:

What a bunch of losers. Mindless

zombies capitulating to an oppressive

system --

BALA:

Wanna dance?

Bala's standing right there. Z is instantly smitten.

Z:

Me?! Yes!!! I mean --

(regaining suavosity)

Just let me finish my beer.

Not breaking eye contact with Bala, Z smiles suavely.

Reaches suavely for a beer. Suavely grabs the candle in a

glass jar off the bar. Suavely singes his face.

He plays it off with a rakish little laugh. A bit

apprehensive, Bala heads onto the floor. Z follows her.

Z:

So uh -- how come I haven't seen you

around here before?

BALA:

(covering up)

I work in the palace, I don't get out

much.

Z:

The palace, hunh? I bet those royals

really live it up. Of course they're

all a little, you know, from

inbreeding --

BALA:

(shocked)

What?

Z and Bala step onto the dance floor with the rest of the

ants, but Z can't do any of the steps.

Z:

Now, let's see, I -- it's been a

while since I -- I think you --

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Paul John Weitz (born November 19, 1965) is an American film producer, screenwriter, playwright, actor, and film director. He is the older brother of filmmaker Chris Weitz. He is best known for his work with his brother, Chris Weitz, on the comedy films American Pie and About a Boy, for which the brothers, who co-directed, were nominated for an Oscar. more…

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