Antz Page #5
Bala watches Z, trying to follow along. It's the blind
leading the blind, as Z tries in vain to follow the barker's
rapid instructions.
Z:
Here, I'll lead.
Z starts doing his own, individual dance. With a suave
expression on his face, he leads Bala in a helter-skelter
mixture-of Tango, Charleston, and hand-jive.
BALA:
Are you sure this is a real dance?
Z:
Well, actually, uh -- I'm sort of
making it up --
BALA:
(surprised)
Really?
Z:
Why should everyone dance the same
way? It's as exciting as watching
fungus grow.
BALA:
You're right!
Z:
(surprised)
You -- you think I'm right?
BALA:
Why can't I just do whatever I want
to do? Why can't I just go wild?!
Yahoo!
Bala starts to get into it, making up her own steps in reply
to Z's, loosening up, having fun. For a moment, the two of
them are actually sexy together. Then they get a little too
wild -- and the other ants, who are still doing their
intricate dance, start to collide with Bala and Z. Z almost
knocks over a big soldier ant. We can only see the ant's
back at the moment.
SOLDIER:
Hey! Watch your step, worker.
Z has turned around to see the soldier ant, MAJOR MANDIBLE,
glaring at him. Mandible is about twice Z's size. He's got
one eye missing, and half of his left antenna his been chewed
off.
BALA:
You watch yours, soldier, or my
worker friend will beat you up!
Z:
(terrified)
Oh, that's okay, I'll let him off
this time.
(whispering to Bala)
Are you crazy? This guy's built like
a pebble!
(ineptly trying to
placate the soldier)
You know they do great prosthetic
antennas nowadays --
BALA:
yourself?
Z's caught between a rock and a hard place. He doesn't want
to get beaten up, but on the other hand, he doesn't want to
lose face in front of Bala. More soldiers have gathered
around, looking hostile.
SOLDIER:
How come you don't dance like the
rest of us?
Z glances over at Bala. Then, shaking with nervousness, he
says defiantly...
Z:
Because -- because I'm an individual!
SOLDIER #2
An individual? Never heard of it.
MANDIBLE:
You look like a worker to me.
WEAVER:
Hey, lay off my little buddy!
Z, meanwhile, looks far away, ecstatic, as if he's just
realized something very important. Unfortunately, just at
this moment, A soldier pushes Weaver...Weaver pushes him
back...somebody makes a dive for Z -- and before you know it,
there's a regular bar brawl going on, with Weaver in the
middle of it, cracking heads together, punching ants in the
face, having a great time. Just then, the Princess'
handmaidens hurries over.
HANDMAIDEN #1
Princess Bala! Princess Bala!
Z, who's scrabbling around on the floor, overhears.
Z:
Princess? You're a Princess?
HANDMAIDEN #2
The police are coming!
BALA:
Uh oh.
(to Z)
Goodbye! Gotta run!
Z:
Wait! When can I see you again?
BALA:
Let me think. Hmmnn...
(thinks)
Never. Bye!
Bala rushes off with her handmaiden, just before a squad of
whistle-blowing POLICE wade into the crowd.
Z:
Wait! Princess! Wait!
But she's already gone, leaving Z holding her scarf.
CUT TO:
Z is talking to Weaver, who's getting ready to go off to war.
Nearby, columns of ant soldiers march by.
WEAVER:
Get real, Z! She just dropped the
scarf by accident!
Z:
Are you kidding? There were sparks
between us! This scarf is a sign!
WEAVER:
It's a sign that you're crazy! Do
you know what the penalty for
impersonating a soldier is?
Z:
What's gonna go wrong?! I take your
place for the royal inspection. Bala
comes strolling down the line, she
sees me -- bingo! Love is rekindled,
and she takes me up to the palace for
a little...
(wags his eyebrows
suggestively)
tea and crumpets... and you take your
place again, and go march around to
your heart's content!
Weaver looks unconvinced.
Z:
You have to help me. Please, Weaver.
Think of all the things I've done for
you!
WEAVER:
(thinks)
I can't think of any.
Z:
(pause)
Well I'm gonna start doing things for
you...
WEAVER:
Will you introduce me to some worker
girls?
Z:
You bet! They'll really go for a
sensitive guy like you!
WEAVER:
Maybe I'll get lucky.
(Weaver thinks about
it)
You know, Z, I wouldn't do this
for anyone but you...
Weaver hands Z has helmet.
WEAVER:
Wear this.
Z:
(overjoyed)
You're a real buddy.
WEAVER:
(sourly)
Yeah, I know.
Z:
What do I do?
WEAVER:
Don't tell anyone you're a worker.
Follow that column over there. And
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