Apartment Troubles Page #2
Hate an animal and kill with it
with your own bare, golden hands!
I loved the cat!
You loved the cat?!
I... I didn't hate the cat.
I wouldn't kill.
You were jealous of the pure
love that he had for me.
Sorry, I don't... it...
He is seagull
and he's right here.
He's right here and I loved him.
Could you please call the vet?
Because I think They'll be
able to tell us what to do.
$150 is absurd for a cremation.
This doesn't feel right.
You're just socialized
to feel like this.
When I was in India,
this is how they honor the dead.
You free human souls
on the funeral pyre.
And IF It's good
enough for people...
I want to get out of this city.
I just could use
a break, you know?
I can't be here.
Not in the apartment.
Actually...
My dad has a private jet,
his company, that he's never on.
And, Frank the pilot,
he loves me.
There's a private jet
we could use to get away?
Yeah.
You really think
there's an option?
Check this out.
This is crazy.
- It's a sign.
- What is that?
That's literally a sign.
"That special something.
Do you have
a special talent?"
No, no. This is
my aunt Kimberly's show.
I found this today.
and she lives in LA
and she's always saying
to come anytime.
Let's take a vacation.
I think seagull
would've wanted this.
Help us have a great weekend
in Los Angeles.
Can I wear your shirt
that you're wearing?
You want to wear this?
It's really pretty.
Showtime, folks.
Showtime, folks.
The time is showtime.
One time for you.
Hey, hey!
Hey!
Yeah!
Watch him.
Watch him!
That was our show.
New York City, where's the love?
What are you doing?
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
I've never done this before,
but, um,
those dancers were really great
and I just feel really
inspired right now.
I just wanted to talk
to you because, well,
Eleanor Roosevelt said, do something
every day that terrifies you.
And, um, I think
you're all really brave.
And a lot of you look like
you're coming home
from work right now.
I just want you to know
you're doing a really good job.
And I don't know
IF anybody's told you that,
but they should because...
I just lost someone really,
um, important to me.
He was one of my best friends
and it makes me realize
how precious everything is.
And, um,
In conclusion, um, well, I...
I wanted you to know
that I think the world
wants you to be happy.
And IF you're not feeling happy,
just hold your heart
and feel that you love yourself.
And, um, yeah, that's all
I wanted to say.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, I guess I left the phone
on during the flight.
How are we gonna get to
Kimberly's IF we can't call her?
Are you listening to me?
Just feeling really
sad about seagull.
Uh-huh.
I can't believe
he was alive yesterday.
Olivia...
Just feeling my feelings.
I know, but you cried,
like, the entire flight.
That's a six-hour flight.
That was six hours.
and just figure out
how to get to Kimberly's?
Isn't she picking us up?
I... I'm sure she would
IF we could call her.
Did you tell her we're coming?
She said, like, come anytime
so I just figured when...
Do you have money for a taxi?
I have $4.
Sir, uh, do you mind
IF we borrow your phone?
Sure, no problem.
What do you need?
Can't get the number
off this phone.
- Set it to...
- Never mind.
Do you need a ride?
That's okay.
You two look like nice people.
I mean, IF you know the address
and you want a ride,
I'll just drive you
wherever you're going.
Where you going?
521 waverly.
Yeah, that's fine.
Get in.
It's a stranger, Olivia.
He wants to help us.
It's a sign.
Not everything is
a sign from the universe.
It's all we have left now.
We have to have faith.
We have to start trusting.
I'll bring it,
There are gonna be
two footballs!
No, no, no, no!
Fine!
You are a Turkey!
You're a friggin' Turkey,
t-u-r-k-e-y.
You're a... We'll talk about
this later, Jesus Christ.
Oh, wow. I'm sorry.
That was my mom.
- Ugh.
- Really?
Where are you guys from?
New York City.
Oh, I love New York.
I live there.
That's where I live.
That's where I'm from.
It's tiny.
Oh, my God.
I don't think my mom is
gonna let me go back, though.
And that sucks.
That's too bad.
- I know.
- Why?
She's got something in her butt.
Well, you're a grown man.
I... yeah, I'm a grown man,
but I have a mommy still
and I listen to her.
I listen to what she Says.
- Yeah, no, I know.
- You're a good son.
- I do what she wants.
She's a powerful lady
and she will spank me.
She will spank me hard.
She's getting older,
but she packs it, you know.
- Serious?
- Why?
- What?
- I'm just kidding.
It's a friggin' joke!
You got a sense of humor.
Are you feeling okay?
Yeah! Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Is she okay?
- Am I okay?
- Yeah. Are you okay?
You're just like my mom.
You got something in your butt
and It's not something
that makes you happy.
What is that?
It's China.
Um...
I'm kidding.
It's a joke.
It's an Adderall.
I take Adderall.
- You do?
- Yeah, I do.
It's good stuff, right?
Is yours, like,
prescribed or street?
It's prescribed.
Yeah, I got a doctor
on this sh*t.
Uh, that was a red light.
Oh, Oh!
I missed it.
I'm an adult and I
know when It's safe
to go through a frickin' red.
Jesus Christ.
Sometimes I'll stop
at a green, okay?
Oh, my God.
I want some candy.
But is it too late for candy?
Is it too late for candy?
I'm asking you a question.
Actually, you know what?
Can you just pull over?
No, no, no, no.
Door to door service
for you guys.
- It's fine.
- Seriously, we're close.
I'm even going
to carry your baggage.
- Uh, It's on...
- I'm a gentleman.
Can you just pull over,
please, sir, just here?
You said the address
was 521 waverly
and that is where
this car is going.
I am your knight
in shining armor.
Onward, miladies.
Jesus, you guys are
f***ing pains in the ass.
for one second.
Tell me when it turns green.
Impeccable decision-making
skills, Olivia.
Hello?
Kimberly?
Who in the... ha... Oh.
Oh, my God.
What are you doing here?
Hi. I came for a visit.
Well, I'm delighted,
but what are you doing here?
You're supposed to be
at the lake with your family.
Lake, what?
- Hello.
- Hi.
Hi.
Well, I thought that
they were going there.
- No?
- What?
Yes, your mom and dad
and Joan and the ki...
Oh. Now, don't get
upset about it.
I'm sure it was
just a last minute
kind of a nothing,
who cares, right?
No, Joan and the kids are there.
Who cares?
You're here, both of you.
And we are going
to have so much fun.
- Oh.
- Who's your friend?
- Olivia.
- Oliv... what?
No! Come in here,
come in here.
Oh, well, I haven't
seen you since you were
Yeah, back when
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