April Fools

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"Lying is a sin, yet sometimes a lie gives birth

to a miracle." (San Pietro Francesco, 8th C)

This concerns the 'alienoides'

settled on Earth.

They may have forgotten

where they belong.

They'll know themselves by traits

that identify them as 'alienoides'.

One:
A little finger

longer than their big toe.

Two:
A protruding belly button.

Three:
A tendency for hiccup.

Four:
A fear of big dogs.

Five:
A dislike for shallot soup.

No way!

Welcome to Amegami show.

Good morning.

Today is the first of april.

We start with this news.

Right.

42 years ago, Tachihiro

from ojima, then 11

was on a fishing trip with

his dad, and the boat capsized.

They both disappeared

and were considered dead.

But Yasuda yochie,

his childhood friend

kept searching for him relentlessly.

And finally found him on

Mujanga island in Indonesia.

He had lost his memory

and survived on raw fish.

He was fond of sashimi.

The locals saw him bow profusely

and suspected he could be Japanese.

He was finally identified as Tachihiro.

He has just arrived in narita airport.

He's here Mr. Oshima.

Please Mr. Oshima.

Yochie?!

Yochie.

Tachihiro!

"Pajama bajama-ma."

Tachi, it's you alright!

"Yoga pajama."

I knew you were a live.

Yochie!

A happy end.

Yochie always believed he was alive.

She spent every day praying

at the shrine.

This is the miracle of love.

Miracles happen when one keeps

firm in one's faith.

A beautiful story.

Uhr

who is it? It's late.

Sorry.

Is that Wataru's phone?

What?

Sorry, I picked up your phone.

Who is it?

Excuse me.

It's been a while, I'm Ayumi.

Uh?

I'm Ayumi, the cleaning lady.

I'm sorry to bother you.

I have to tell you something.

I'm pregnant with your kid,

I'm delivering soon.

Sorry for the short notice,

please do the right thing.

And

I know, I should have called before.

But you didn't answer the phone.

I know your work keeps you very busy.

Please marry me and recognize the kid.

Right I see.

1st of April.

I'm not doing any such thing.

Flush it, or whatever.

Bye.

Wait.

Who was it?

A patient.

She wants me to operate

but she's emotionally unstable.

The "Young genius doctor"

is already going?

A patient is coming from Dubai,

the son of an oil company owner.

A by-pass surgery.

Sh*t.

I forgot to draw money.

There.

A little more.

Once you've operated

on me once more.

What's this?

Well, your wish is my command.

The syringe is coming, honey.

You're Eto Rika?

We're from your father's company.

Your dad had an accident,

come to the hospital.

Get in.

Come on.

Wait.

Come here.

Wait, hey.

No, help me.

Let me go Rape!

Let me go.

Just get in.

Ouch!

Ouch!

Hey.

If you don't comply I shoot.

See what you've done, moron.

Forgive me.

I told you not to take it out.

Forgive me.

Now you get in.

Just do as I tell you.

Drive now.

Yes.

Sorry.

Useless idiot.

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry, you understand?

No.

We're all hungry.

If you keep quiet

I'll treat you to a delicious ramen.

Only if you're quiet.

How do I look?

It suits you beautifully.

I think so too.

Because I'll be the only

representative for our nation, there.

I can't afford a faux-pas.

The royalty you'll meet

there are very openhearted.

Garden parties are relaxed.

Which one will suit me better?

They're both perfect.

I can't make up my mind.

Sure.

We'll take both.

Thank you so much.

How much is it?

Please count.

May I have a receipt.

The name is sakuraroji Sukema.

The kanji for sakura

is the hard one.

[Spells each kanji].

Sorry about that what can we do?

Better if the Emperor's Agency

Isn't told about this.

We're so grateful for your visit.

We're so grateful.

You're so kind.

I hope you enjoyed.

This is so befitting Milady.

Arigatou.

Let me help you.

Where shall I drive you?

I could eat something.

Refined Japanese or French?

I wonder.

Chauffeur, is there

a place you recommend?

Surely not, the kind

of place I eat in

is not suited for your highness-sse-ses.

Never mind that. The place you fancy.

You mean some hamburger eatery.

That's it.

I'm at your service.

Maybe the Imperial Agency's

car is not right

for such errand.

All day long for your pleasure and

ease I'll be at your beck and calls.

Your phone's been ringing for a while.

I apologize.

It's been bugging your ears I'm sure.

You okay?

My wife, nagging me about milk

or something to buy on the way.

Please forgive her mundane concerns.

Sorry, I know you're busy.

How about you give me a break?

If I don't call for months

you should take a hint.

I'm not asking for a white dress.

Do you hear what people say?

We are from two different worlds.

But the kid I'm bearing

is not the fruit of a one-night-stand.

I'm growing weary of

your april fool's prank.

It's not a prank.

I don't understand.

You're an annoying character.

Taxi driver!

The 'Ristorante del drammatico'.

We've arrived already.

What?

There.

The change?

- Keep it.

Thank you very much.

Next call I report you

to the police as a stalker.

Don't forget anything.

Thank you very much.

Welcome, you're awaited.

For a while I thought

you stood me up, Dr. Makino.

It was a difficult operation.

Eric Thomson's elbow was

more damaged than I thought.

You Reiko, how was your flight?

A quick return trip to Honolulu.

Those flights are getting tiring.

Who's that Eric Thomson?

Come on, he's NFL's quarter back.

His elbow is insured for 5 millions.

You're so young and so successful.

I just use the gift god gave me.

Avocado double cheese?

You working today?

Forget it, we should pick up girls.

There you are.

Manager!

Welcome.

Wow, a limo! You made it in the world.

Give me your best table.

There's a 15min wait.

What a stupid reply.

We're the imperial Agency.

No way.

As I say.

If anything goes south

you could close your joint.

Free that table.

They haven't even ordered yet.

Don't care, move them.

Please forgive us.

Where?

Wait.

This way please.

Sorry about the filthiness.

Welcome.

This base establishment is not worthy.

Your presence honors us.

This way please.

Please.

Please take a seat.

Excuse me but, this table.

Shut up.

You mean these gentlemen

we can wait.

They can wait.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Please ignore such petty matters.

Don't you dare take photos

and switch off your phones.

If you post anything on the net

you'll end up in jail.

Scary.

You bet.

This is terrible.

Whatever you do you'll fail.

If we don't exorcise soon you're done.

I'm begging you.

This is the range of my services.

Well

usually people take

the 'special exorcism'.

But you

you'll get into

a traffic incident today.

That's for sure.

Please, give me the special.

There.

Right, I'll start then.

Grandma.

We need to talk at the police station.

How about school from next week?

I'm not telling you to go.

If you're afraid of being bullied.

"The alienoides"

"Have to perform a mission before

calling the mothership"

"They have to bid their goodbye

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