Are You Here Page #7
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What?
You're just a crazy jackoff
making bullshit plans
that will never amount
to anything,
because that's what you are.
Nothing.
Holy sh*t!
Who are you?
Who do you think you are?
Huh?
Jesus Christ.
Ben, what the f***
is wrong with you?
Did you hear
what he said to me?
I just ordered a beer.
Ben, I heard him, man.
That's all he said.
You're f***ing crazy, man.
So you talk to the doctor
and I'll talk to Slochum.
He's okay?
Yeah, couple
of stitches.
Well, tell him
I'm really sorry.
Solomon, why don't you have a seat
while your dad and I have a word?
Ben, I'll be with you
in a minute.
Let me get some coffee.
I'll run you home after.
Hey.
Hi.
You ever read
this sh*t?
I mean, every issue
is exactly the same.
I guess.
I mean, look at this.
Why do you need a toothbrush
on a desert island?
Why are you here?
Because I talk
to God.
Oh, really?
Why are you here?
Me?
I don't know.
They want me to take
some medication,
be like everybody else.
Solomon, we'll see you
again on Thursday, okay?
Ben, shall we?
God wants you
to take your medicine.
Seat belt.
He's still asleep.
It's incredible that a woman
with such a great hangover cure
would be against drinking.
I'm not against drinking.
Do you remember Sam at all?
Have you talked
to Terri?
She doesn't know
what to do.
She's just going to wait
until it doesn't look so bad,
which means it's over.
I think even Ben
knows that.
Well, I guess you could
come back to the city with me,
and I know what you're
going to say about cities,
but it's Annapolis,
not really even a city.
But why would I
go with you?
What about dinner?
Can I stay?
Can we think
that far ahead?
What about your job?
I can't face
doing the weather
in this completely
unadulterated, unpolluted state.
Plus, every time I leave here,
something terrible happens.
He's a grown man.
I mean,
it's admirable, but...
I don't think the issues
of his life are your problem.
My problem?
You just spent
the last five years
taking care of Methuselah.
We were married.
See, nobody believes
in friendship.
People talk about it.
You see it on TV.
People drop by and then
go to the doctor together.
No one eats alone.
But most people are alone.
That's the thing
about friendship.
It's a lot rarer than love.
Because there's nothing
in it for anybody.
They're just two forms
of the same thing.
Don't you want me
to stay for dinner?
I'll let you cook.
Just go easy on the sherry.
Remember our agreement.
We don't have an agreement.
Do you like chicken?
Like? Try love.
Go get one.
You want me to kill
someone at the store for it?
Are you kidding?
Come on, take it.
You want to be here?
Be here.
It's like picking out
a lobster.
Goddammit.
Sh*t.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's... it's all right.
It's going to be okay.
Who am I kidding?
Oh, sh*t.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, f***.
Sh*t.
Jesus...
Dinner.
Is that him?
Her.
Smells pretty good.
Hey, everybody.
I feel like we should
say grace or something.
Steve?
Fine, fine,
I killed the chicken.
Am I supposed
to feel bad about that?
People do it every day.
No, they really don't.
Well, then how am I
supposed to feel?
I don't know.
Grateful, maybe?
Oh...
Right.
Um...
Thank you, God,
and this chicken,
of course, who made
the ultimate sacrifice
in harm's way.
Uh, amen.
Great, let's eat.
Would you?
I thought I was going
to have a problem with this,
but damn,
that's a juicy bird.
It does smell
really good.
You want some?
Yeah, I think I do.
Ben?
Okay, you got my phone number.
Oh...
Here, take it.
It's my last one.
I'm going to lay off
for a while.
What am I going to do
with one joint?
Better try and get by,
but when I come back,
I'm bringing you the biggest
bag of dope you've ever seen.
I don't think so. Okay, maybe
you've seen a bigger one.
But I'm bringing a lot.
Do what you want. I don't
know where I'll be.
That's kind of ominous.
And because
of its non sequitur nature,
I'm going to take that
as a yes on the weed.
Why don't you take
all of this as clarity?
You don't have
to come back, okay?
Suddenly you're going
to get your own weed?
Look, I'm done.
That's it. It's over.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about, we took this ski
lift to the top of the mountain.
We got off. You're going one
way, and I'm going the other.
There's only one way
to go, down.
You can't get on the lift
without me.
In fact,
you can't even ski.
I can ski. When have
you been skiing?
You told that girl you could
ski and I backed you up on it,
but you'd never been skiing.
Then you told her
you'd never been skiing,
and you sold me out,
remember?
Forget about skiing.
I need you to take this
seriously for once.
Take something seriously!
Oh, I get it.
You're strong.
All has been revealed.
I'm just saying
this is my problem,
and you're exacerbating it.
You are truly batshit.
I'm sure it's scary to take fixing
me off your list of things to do,
because all that's left
is fixing you.
Oh, wow.
Thank you for that.
Yeah, 'cause I'm
the selfish one here.
There's no chance
you're the a**hole.
Look, you don't know me,
and you don't owe me, okay?
Well, if you feel the need to punch
me in the balls knock yourself out.
I'll try to clear my schedule for the
next time the clarity wears off.
Are you going?
Yeah, I got to get back.
Oh.
I got the job, you know.
No, of course.
You don't want
to walk me to the car?
Well, if you're leaving,
you're leaving.
I mean, I can call you
or something.
Well, do you
not want me to go?
Well, it's not going
to be easy here.
And not because
I'm pining for you.
I mean, you know
I'm not going to leave.
You're counting on it, so
really, you're just using me.
And throw in the fact that...
maybe I do have feelings.
Oh, God,
so do I.
No... half a day sobriety
isn't going to open that door.
Oh, you can still
walk me outside, you know.
No funny business,
I promise.
You should go.
I'll stay here until I feel
okay about going.
So you can feel okay
about going.
Now, about
this tropical depression
brewing off the Florida Keys,
it's too early to tell
if this Gulf air will hold
and create
hurricane conditions.
So Victoria,
we will keep an eye on that.
Thank you, Steve.
We certainly will.
State officials
announced today...
Dallas?
Steve Dallas?
Yes, mein fuhrer. ..
You know,
for a second out there,
I thought
you were sober.
Then I realized you're probably on
some drug I've never even heard of.
Look at this sh*t.
Why don't they get us tubes,
like astronauts?
I don't know. The
sandwiches are pretty good.
Chicken baloney?
Do you have any idea
where that even comes from?
Yeah, a chicken.
It's a lot harder
than that.
I didn't know
you painted.
I don't really.
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