Area 51 Page #4

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Stay a good, like,

50 yards behind him.

More than 50.

Whoa, whoa.

You want me to

just drive past him?

Drive past him.

Drive past him.

- This is his house.

- Go, go, go.

- Put the camera down.

- Relax, relax.

Go down the end and turn around.

So what's the plan,

this stakeout?

We wait.

For how long?

We gotta stick around

to see if he leaves.

Great.

Food in here, man?

Definitely did not plan

this stakeout very well.

Supposed to have coffee.

Supposed to have donuts.

Darrin, make sure

the camera is on that house.

- All right. I'm on it.

- Any movement.

What do you think, dude?

If he doesn't leave, plan B?

Reid?

Yeah, what is

the plan here, Reid?

Anything?

No, no movement.

Sh*t! We gotta take

those pills again.

Any food or anything to go with this?

I mean...

Sorry, man.

Here, man, I have food.

Beef jerky? Why would you not

tell me you have something?

Because you're gonna

eat the whole f***ing bag.

I'm not gonna eat the whole bag.

I don't remember if

you guys were there or not,

but I think I've told you

that we were making out

and I thought there was a chair

behind me and I'd sit down...

- And it was a...

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Reid, where the f***,

where are you going?

Reid, where...

Where the f*** is he going?

Shh, shh. Wait, wait.

Holy sh*t. He's leaving.

What is he doing?

Okay.

Just wait, just wait.

Holy sh*t. Where is he going?

Come on.

Darrin, what the f***

is he doing?

Hold on. Oh, my God.

What is he doing?

Wait.

He's breaking in.

Darrin, we can't let him break in.

I'm gonna go help him, okay?

What?

Just relax, relax.

Look, take this.

Call me if you see anything, okay?

Darrin, you can't just

f***ing go in there, man.

Let's do this quickly.

Dude, I can't see sh*t in here.

No lights.

Use the night vision.

Okay.

- This is his office.

- Yeah.

F***! It's locked.

We gotta break in.

What the f*** was that?

You hear that?

Go check it out.

Oh, f***!

Help! Reid! Reid!

Help, Reid.

Throw the jerky.

Throw the jerky.

F***ing A.

Just feed her

something real quick.

- She's nice, she's just...

- Okay.

Christ!

Let's keep looking.

See anything?

Darrin, I'll keep looking down here.

You go upstairs.

Toys, toys, toys.

Reid, you find anything?

- No. You?

- No. Nothing, man.

Keep looking.

All right.

Okay, come on.

Come on. Master bedroom.

Sh*t.

- Ben?

- Darrin, they're home.

What? What, are you

f***ing serious?

Dude, get the f*** out of there.

Dude. Reid, Reid.

He says they're coming back.

He says they're outside.

What? Wait. I could have sworn

I f***ing heard something.

F***! They're back.

They're back. You go hide!

F***ing hide.

Go f***ing hide, man.

What the f***! F***ing sh*t!

You are so good...

Yeah, you are.

F*** it.

Good girl.

Let's go brush your teeth.

Yeah, right here. Come on in.

Hey, where's my toothbrush?

Right there.

One more pass.

One more pass of the

toothbrush, please.

You're tired.

Okay, here we go.

You're tired.

All right, say goodnight

to the elephant.

Bye.

Bye-bye, all right.

Goodnight. Let's go.

Come one, let's go night, night.

Dad will come in and say

goodnight in a few minutes.

I haven't heard anybody

move in a while.

We shouldn't have done this.

This was dumb.

Jesus!

Shh, shh.

Let's get the f*** out

of here. Come on. Let's go.

Come on. Look.

I think he's got it in there.

I gotta go look.

It's his f***ing bedroom.

It's okay. Just relax.

Let's get the f*** out of here.

Shh, shh.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Start the car.

Start the car.

Go. Go.

Sh*t. Holy f***.

I f***ing got it.

What the f*** just happened?

We got it. We got it.

Got the badge.

I don't give a f***

that you got the badge.

I mean, you just f***in'

broke into someone's house.

No. That was home invasion,

breaking and entering, robbery...

We got what we came for.

- They didn't see us.

- Yeah.

He works for the government.

Okay. But they

didn't see us.

It's 10, 15 years in jail.

What if they woke up?

Look, they didn't see...

They had a kid!

We're fine.

We're totally fine.

What if one of the neighbors

saw my license plate?

No one saw you.

How do you know that?

- They didn't.

- No one saw us.

They didn't, man.

We're fine. Yeah.

Look, it's all good.

No. No, it's not.

We're done.

What do you mean, done?

This whole plan is f***ed.

I'm going home.

Ben, this was the plan.

No, this wasn't the plan!

Relax. Breathe. Jeez.

We're cool, okay?

Just head towards

the desert, all right?

Sorry.

It's not okay.

It's going to voicemail.

Hey, Jelena. We got...

We got the badge, it's on.

We're headed to Rachel.

Talk to you tomorrow.

Hey, Ben, where's Reid?

Where is he?

Dude, he's over there, man.

Jesus.

What the f***,

he's standing right by the road.

I gotta go take a piss.

What the f***'s he doing?

You have to help me

talk him out of it, man.

I'm not talking him out of it.

Dude, you have less than a day.

I'm not gonna talk him out of it.

Dude...

Why'd you come with us

if you didn't want to do this?

I didn't think it was actually

gonna get this far, man.

So you think we spent

three months planning this

and now we're gonna

back out? Come on.

You really ready

for the consequences?

We have a plan!

Like last night?

And that worked.

Now we have everything we need, okay?

We're here.

This is happening. This is our chance.

Look where we are. This is it.

Base 5 is right over

those mountains.

We're ready.

All right.

It's all set.

See those mountains over there?

Uh-huh

Okay.

On the other side

of those mountains is Area 51.

That's super cool.

We're literally in

the middle of nowhere.

This is, like,

where people get killed.

Little A'Le'Inn.

Oh, that's so clever.

It already looks

like a major downgrade

from the Hooters'

presidential suite.

Straight out of Psycho,

I do not wanna go in there.

What the f*** are we doing?

It could be worse, dude.

What are you talking about?

This is awful.

This is where people make meth.

It's not terrible.

This would be a good home base.

What, it's just

a couple of days.

Hey, you think we could talk to

some of these locals real quick?

Talk to a few people.

Yeah, quickly.

All right.

Let's do it.

Look at this guy.

This guy is hanging out

by himself.

We should definitely

talk to this guy.

Hi, gentlemen,

how can I help you?

- Hello, how are you?

- Hi.

- Yeah.

- What brings you here?

Well, what brings everyone here?

The aliens.

That's why you guys are here, right?

With your cameras and...

Here we are, you know,

trying to pretend they don't exist,

and I just don't understand why.

The evidence is obvious.

I mean, it's even in the Bible.

It's in Ezekiel.

You know,

"The chariots in the sky."

Why does America deny UFOs?

There's other countries

that don't deny UFOs,

why does America deny UFOs?

Stuff like in Mexico City...

Sculpture where the guy's

sitting in the chair,

it's like he's sitting

in a rocket,

and he's got controls

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