Arlo: The Burping Pig

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[bright pop music]

It's one in the morning

and you can't sleep

It's been a long day at

work so you can't breathe

But you're too

tired to even eat

So you stand here

on your two feet

Singing oh, hey

Hands to the sky

Stand around the

fire sing up real high

oh, hey, everything

will be alright

Cause tonight is

gonna be the best night

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Look around and all you see

Is the clouds up above me

You're sitting here

with your best friends

The sun's going down

and it's gonna end

Singing oh, hey

Hands to the sky

Stand around the

fire sing up real high

oh, hey, everything

will be alright

Cause tonight is

gonna be the best night

Best night, best night

Go from sundown to daylight

- Best night

- Best night, best night

Go from sundown to daylight

- Best night

- Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh

It's a summer night

The moon is shining

The people sing

Oh, let's keep rocking

We're kicking back

in the sand

Oh, let's keep moving

Cause tonight is

gonna be the best night

Oh, oh, oh, oh

- Oh, oh, oh

- [pig burping]

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Singing oh, hey

Hands to the sky

Stand around the fire

Sing up real high

Oh, hey everything

will be alright

Cause tonight is

gonna be the best night

Best night, best night

Go from sundown to daylight

- Best night

- Best night, best night

Go from sundown to daylight

- Best night

- [burping]

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh

[sirens ringing]

You can get 25 years for this!

Oh!

[grunts]

Oh, cops!

This is it!

This is my last stop!

I'll call you after my jog, bro.

[grunts]

Jesus!

Moron!

For sale?

No one's home...

No one's home.

[breathing heavy]

This is Bailey.

I do not have eyes on the vase.

I'm at the corner of

Oxnard and Bonner.

I lost the vase, sir.

[man] All right!

Hey, Rose family!

Hey, David,

good to see you again.

- Good to see you. Hello.

- All right. Yeah!

- This is my family.

- All right, yeah!

And you must be Ilana.

Ernie Dorko.

Yeah, so nice to meet you.

And you're even better looking than

the good doctor said. [laughs]

Well, thank you. It's nice

to meet you, Mr. Dorko.

- Oh, no, no, no, no. Call me, Ernie.

- Okay, Ernie.

Yeah, Ernie Dorko's the name,

selling houses is my game.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

And who are

these princesses here?

Uh, well, this is

Samantha, Jessica.

- Hi.

- Our littlest, Talia.

Yeah, hi, how we doing?

Nice to meet you.

Hi, how are you?

Good to see you guys.

Hey, you guys want a donut?

Mm.

Fresh!

[Talia] No, thank you.

[Ernie] No? [laughs]

Aren't you American? [laughs]

Just kidding you.

What is this?

Uh, you know, that's,

uh, well, you know.

You bought the house,

I threw in the vase.

Uh, consider it a

housewarming gift.

It's beautiful!

Thank you, Ernie.

Hey, don't mention it.

[laughs]

- Thank you.

- Well, Doc,

I wanna thank you for

giving me your business.

And everybody,

say hello to your new house.

- Appreciate it, Ernie.

- Okay.

Oh, I got a 2:
00, I gotta run.

Anyway, nice to see you guys

and if you need my services,

why you just call Big Ern!

And remember, the E is free

and the donuts are on me!

[laughs]

Okay, ladies,

come on, let's go. Come on.

- Big Ern.

- Let's go.

Come on, sweetie.

Watch your step now.

Come on in.

Watch your step, everybody.

Watch your step.

Oh, wow!

David, it's beautiful.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Just wait'll we slap a coat of

paint on that wall over there.

Oh, and honey?

Check out the flooring.

- Solid oak.

- [laughs]

You said I'd get my own room.

Yeah, it's kind of

a deal-breaker.

Gee, Dad, thank you so

much for providing us

with this wonderful

roof over our heads.

Yes, everyone has their own

rooms. Check down the hall.

- Awesome!

- Mine better be soundproof.

Mine better be geek proof.

I don't like this house! I wanna

go back to our old house.

Hey, we talked

about this, honey.

Daddy had to take

this great new job.

Daddy's the new dentist in town.

I know, I know.

Hey, I had to

take it, all right?

We had no choice.

And guess what? You get to

have your own bedroom now.

Yeah, you do, because this

house is a little bigger

and a little better

than the last house.

[Jessica] Samantha and I

have to share a bathroom?

- Yes!

- [Jessica] That's so not fair!

You know what? I think I have

something that's gonna cheer you up,

because you haven't seen the

best part of this place yet.

Follow me, okay?

- Come here.

- We have a backyard?

Yes, we do!

It's a lot nicer than that slab

of concrete back home, right?

- Mm-hm.

- And you have your very own swing set, baby.

Wow!

Well, what are you waiting for?

I can try it out?

- It's all yours, baby.

- Yay!

We're not in Boston anymore.

No, we are not.

I just want the

girls to be happy here.

Oh, they're gonna.

It's just gonna take some time.

[Jessica] That's mine!

[Samantha]

Jessica, give it back!

[sighing]

Just a little time.

[laughs]

I wish you didn't

have to go back.

Me too, baby. I gotta go back

there for a couple weeks

and the girls need

to start school.

I know, I'm just gonna miss you,

so you better hurry home.

I will, I will.

I'm gonna back there,

close down that practice,

say goodbye to my

stuffy old partners,

and I'll be back here faster

than you can say, "Root canal."

[both laughing]

Root canal.

Well, hopefully by then the

girls will all be settled in.

Yeah.

[Ilana] Morning, sunshine!

Hey, there, pumpkin!

How did you sleep, huh?

Okay, I guess.

Okay, you guess, come here.

[muffled pop music]

Hey, Jess!

[Ilana] Jessica. Hello.

Jessica!

- Good morning.

- Yeah, okay, what?

No earbuds at the table.

- Ow!

- Sorry!

Watch where you're going!

Let's not read at breakfast.

Why are you even

reading anyways?

School hasn't started.

Oh, you know, to learn stuff.

Like did you know that

an entire starfish

can regrow from just one arm?

Can you regrow an entire sister?

Mom, Dad, are you

sure we're related?

- Sometimes I wonder.

- Can we please just be nice?

As a favor to me,

would you do that?

I'm not gonna see you guys

for a couple weeks, all right?

Today's a big day for all of us.

A very big day. You guys

get to see your new schools.

Go get 'em, ladies!

- I gotta get to the airport.

- Okay.

- I'm gonna miss you, Daddy.

- You'll miss me?

Oh, I'll miss you

too, all right?

Hey, look. You call me

whenever you want, okay?

- Okay.

- Alright, bye.

- Have a safe trip, Dad.

- Hey, mm.

And don't worry about a thing.

I will keep an eye on

the place while you're gone.

That's what I'm worried about.

Come here, come here.

Listen to me, no wild

parties while I'm gone.

Unless your mom

throws 'em, okay?

[everyone laughing]

All right?

Just give her a break, okay?

- Hey!

- [laughs]

I'll see you soon, okay?

Two weeks, alright?

- Okay, two weeks.

- Bye, good luck!

Thanks.

[laughs]

[sighs]

Bye, ladies.

So can I stay over

at Marcia's tonight?

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