Army of the Damned Page #4

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And oh yeah, my entire

department has turned into some

Kind of possessed creatures

from the f***ing underworld.

Possessed creatures from

the f***ing underworld?

Hey.

You don't believe me?

Come here. Come here.

Look at...

look.

Come here, look.

It took three guys and

nine shots to put him down?

Son, I can buy lenses

like that at CVS for $9.95.

And as far as taking three guys,

Could just be a lack of basic training.

I'd tell you fuckwad, why don't

you sit down, try to relax, and

Stay the f*** out of the way, ok?

We're gonna have the ambulance

and the hazmat here shortly.

And do me a favor.

Tell your people to step the

f*** back behind the truck,

Alright?

Are you serious?

Is this guy for real?

There's something you don't understand.

There's f***ing monsters in there.

Was I speaking to you, freakface?

Stand down and step your

funky ass behind the truck.

Go find a cupcake before

you get yourself locked up.

I already was locked up today.

This guy.

Show him the playback on the tape.

Oh sh*t, yeah.

Explain this to me. Right?

What is going on here?

Drugs.

Lots of funky drugs.

Probably bath salts or

some freaky sh*t like that.

Roger.

Earl, Salem county P.D. retire.

With all due respect, sir.

I've dealt with this

type of force before.

I recommend that you call for

additional backup and proceed

With extreme caution.

I appreciate that, but me and

my squad, we are those guys.

We don't call for backup.

We are the f***ing backup.

What the f*** happened to you, though?

Me and you came up together.

You used to be a good cop.

You have no clue.

Look, whatever is up in there...

whether it's gun totin' junkies

or devil worshipping meth heads,

We got that sh*t on lock.

Alright, Ive got something real special

And tasty for you tonight.

I'm talking about that living,

breathing, nasty, stinkin' sh*t.

We gonna take their breath away.

We're talking about dirty cops.

My personal favorite.

They're probably somewhere inside.

Armed, dangerous, jacked

up on some real nasty sh*t.

Now, just for extra

jokes, we gotta little girl

Somewhere in the house.

Local P.D. says that

she's probably still alive.

So, watch your sight pitches

and check your backdrops.

Ready?

- Let's go. Boom, boom!

Ramon, beefcake, you're with me.

We gotta breach the front door first.

Terry, smith, you take the upstairs.

Remember, radio silence

once we're on the inside.

We're the quick and they're the dead.

Let's mount up.

Terry, smith.

Want me to go first, hardy?

F*** off smith.

Someone forget to pay the

electric bill in this place?

Smell that boys?

That's blood.

Fresh too.

Alright, let's scope that sh*t out.

Beefcake, you stay back.

Ramon, you take the flank.

I'm going to grab the hallway.

C'mon, lock up.

I got a bad f***in' feeling about this.

They shoulda waited.

They should have called for backup.

They're trained for this sh*t.

There is no training for this sh*t.

B*tch.

Ahh!

Ha-ha

Woah, cuz, you gotta sledge hammer?

I got a f***in' 12 gauge.

You do the math.

That's not good.

We're wastin' time.

We sit here, we're dead.

Bridge, you hold firm.

I'll be back.

Big guy, you come with me.

Hey, hey.

Where you goin'?

It's ok.

You're safe with us.

So this is why they

call you crazy earl, huh?

They call me crazy earl?

No.

No they don't.

I don't hear a f***in' thing in there.

I guess they didn't make it.

Hmm. That's not looking too good.

This is sheriff bridge,

Salem county police.

I have multiple officers

down at 101 dean parkway,

Rustic Salem county.

Repeat, multiple officers down.

101 dean parkway.

Rustic Salem county.

I just hope they didn't

hurt that poor little thing.

She's still in there.

Um, excuse me...

I might be out of my f***in'

mind here but I think that

Little girl is dead.

She has no vitals. No nothing.

Wait, what do you mean no vitals?

Detective Grif, he checked her

out, and there was no pulse,

No nothing. She was dead.

She was cold as ice

too when I grabbed her.

I mean there's no

such thing as ghosts or

Possessed demon children.

You know what honey, before

tonight I might have been with

But something tells me

there's some real life

Dungeon and dragon sh*t

going on in that house.

Yeah? What are you getting at?

Monsters?

Vampires?

I mean, will somebody please

tell me what the f*** we're

Dealing with here.

Soldiers of Satan.

Pure motherfuckin' evil.

We got guns.

Ha-ha

They consume the bodies

of the sick and the dying.

Chaos...

emerges from within.

They're gathering souls.

Adding to the ranks.

Building an army of the damned.

Army of the motherfucking damned, dudes.

Don't touch that.

They've grown stronger

over the centuries.

And the ones that we face

tonight are stronger than the

Ones that I fought two decades ago.

Only an innocent soul can set them free.

Free from hell.

Free to walk the earth.

But Ive got a one way ticket

back to hell right here.

Woah, what are

- What are you doing?!

Duck!

Holy f***.

Nice shot.

So what's with the power?

Takes a lot of juice to

get all the way from hell.

The girl!

Let's do this!

You're not coming in there with us.

Well you can't stop me either.

I'm from la motherf***er.

Here they come!

Now!

There's the girl.

There she is, get her!

Move.

Hey, little girl.

It's uncle Donny, tryin' to find ya.

Save ya from hell warriors.

Boom.

Come on kid.

We can get together

and watch fragglerock.

I don't know what the f*** you

little shits watch these days.

There you are.

Oh sh*t.

Damnit.

Uh! Uh!

Ha-ha

My god, you are creepy.

Aw honey, you've got bad timing.

Ha-ha.

They just stopped.

They could have killed us.

They're after the girl.

They went downstairs.

C'mon, up, up, up.

F***, earl.

Get the girl.

Get out of here now!

I got something for

the rest, right here.

Ahh!

You f***ing b*tch.

Got me a gun.

Ha-ha.

Come on

Jeez, he won't die.

Let's get the f*** out of here.

Garage door, garage door!

This way.

Shield.

Ahaha.

See you in hell boys.

Boom.

One of your f***in' a**hole

friends kicked me off the roof.

I wanna go home.

Woah ho ho, look who decided to show up.

No, no, no we didn't need you hours ago.

It's cool.

People dying here and sh*t.

Who's taking me home?

Who?

Which one?

F*** all you guys.

Seriously f*** all of you.

What do you say we take this

kid and get out of here, huh?

We can hit a playground,

maybe chucky cheese,

Some group therapy, who knows.

Yeah. Let's go.

Are you kidding me?

C'mon.

Nothing?

We're here at the dean mansion

where a gas main unexpectedly

Exploded in the early morning hours.

Residents of the rustic Salem

county area reported the blast

And emergency response

teams were quick to arrive.

The explosion was fast and furious,

Ripping through the basement.

Fortunately, the home is

surrounded by a thick layer of

Bedrock, leaving the

family upstairs unharmed.

More on this, live at 5,

from rustic Salem county

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