Ashens and the Quest for the Gamechild Page #8

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So, yeah, basically that's it!

You know, I realised I didn't need anybody else.

I could do it on my own.

Absolutely amazing.

Yeah!

Sorry, what are we looking at exactly?

That was my YouTube channel.

Oh... Okay...

What's YouTube?

YouTube!

I'm just asking!

No... You Tube.

-Yeah, you're the Tube!

-Taking the piss out of someone because they didn't understand...

Richard?

Hi, Stuart!

You're not dead are you?

No, no.

Ever since you told me about the Game Child, I just had to try it.

One of the ones full of plutonium?

Yeah!

So I called in a favour with MI:6...

I think I might have radiation poisoning.

Do you think I could sue someone?

Maybe... Maybe.

Yes!

I'm going to be rich!

See you back at the party.

Stuart!

Come back to the party!

I am not supposed to be in here!

Don't you people know who I am?!

I am a master criminal!

Why have you put me in here with these plebs?!

What are you looking at?!

And why do you have a hat on indoors?!

Don't you know how hot it is?!

You complete n00b!

And you think that tough guy beard makes you look tough?!

You are both,

complete,

IDIOTS!

Oh, okay.

You're going to beat me up.

That old jail clich!

Okay, yep, this is happening.

Okay. I'm not scared.

Ow! That didn't hurt!

That didn't hurt either!

Argh!

You just broke my pelvis!

Ah! My sweet pelvis!

# But where will this lead in the end? For no man is an island of tat.

# Perhaps what you need is a friend, can you imagine that?

# Your mission's about to begin, if you don't lose then you might just win.

# We're routing for you, you odd little bearded prat!

# Terrible hardware from years gone by,

# Worthless old relics you claim.

# There's one left to get now, don't give in and cry.

# You said that adventure's your game.

# Oh, but Ashens, is your actual name.

# Or is it Ashen?

# Why the extra 'S', Ashens?

# I'm confused about the 'S'...

"My Daddy, he likes to blow up the world. What does your daddy like to do?"

"Well, my name is Ashens, and I collect tat!"

"Hello!"

"And maybe, I want a Game Child. Yeah, I do."

"Hang about, no I don't!"

You must die!

Everybody must die!

Kaboom! Whee!!!

Everybody dies!

Calm down now.

Where are your slippers? Look, your feet will get cold, won't they?

I don't want my slippers!

They're full of plutonium!

Well that will just keep your feet warm, won't it?

Let's get them on shall we?

Everybody died!

I know they did, they all died.

They went kaboom!

Yeah, they went kaboom. Let's get you up, shall we?

There we go.

One foot in.

Toasty!

I like toast. I like eating toast.

Do you?

Yeah.

Nice and toasty, like everybody dying.

Kaboom.

Goodbye!

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