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Synopsis: "Ass Backwards" is an irreverent female buddy comedy about two childhood best friends who are pushing the age of 30 and not quite where they thought they'd be in life. When they run into their former beauty pageant nemesis, they decide to go on a road trip back home to recapture the pageant crown which eluded them as children. On the road, they face some hard truths about themselves and each other as they encounter spring breakers, strip clubs, a women's militant group and their favorite reality star. This heightened comedic awakening leads us into an unforgettable third act finale that is the girls' homecoming and final reckoning with their past, present and future.
Genre: Adventure, Comedy
Director(s): Chris Nelson
Production: Gravitas Ventures
 
IMDB:
4.2
Metacritic:
37
Rotten Tomatoes:
28%
UNRATED
Year:
2013
85 min
Website
85 Views


That must have been really bottled up all these years.

I had to get that out of my

system. [ Sighs ] I'm

getting the losers off

stage. Reset to cue 72.

We're not losers.

We're Kate and Chloe. Kate me, Chloe her.

Kate and Chloe.

Do you need help with the cleanup?

I could...

no! No! Just go! Go!

Okay, we're going, we're

going, we're going.

You need to find to Andrew.

[ Birds chirping ] Life is good, huh?

Oh, it's the best.

And being a barista really isn't that bad.

I don't mind it.

And I love living in the Bronx. Me too!

? don't you worry, there,

my honey... ? it feels so

good to leave the past behind.

? But we've got our love

to pay the bills ? ? maybe...

And have nothing but the future ahead of us.

? maybe I want to do

what bunnies do with you ? ? if you

know what I mean ? oh, let's get rich

and buy our parents homes in the

South of France ? ? let's get rich

and give everybody nice sweaters and...

? aren't you glad we never sold

this real estate? This place is our future.

It's our pie in the sky.

? ...on a Mountain, making

everybody look like ants

from way up there ? I think when the

time comes, we're really gonna love it

here. Together "forevs."

? oh, let's get rich

and buy our parents homes in the

South of France ? ? let's get rich

and give everybody nice sweaters

and teach them how to dance ?

I got to pee. Me too.

Where?

? ...making everybody look

like ants from way up there ?

? I love it

? I love it

? I got this feeling

on a summer day

when you were gone ?

? I crashed my car

into the bridge ?

? I watched

? I let it burn

? I threw your sh*t into a bag

and pushed it down the stairs ?

? I crashed my car

into the bridge ?

? I don't care

? I love it

? I don't care

? I love it

? I love it

? I don't care

? I love it

? I don't care

? you're on a different road

? I'm in the milky way

? you want me down on earth,

but I am up in space ?

? you're so damn hard

to please ?

? we gotta kill this switch

? you're from the '70s,

but I'm a '90's b*tch ?

? I love it

? I love it

? I got this feeling

on a summer day

when you were gone ?

? I crashed my car

into the bridge ?

? I watched

? I let it burn

? I threw your sh*t into a bag

and pushed it down the stairs ?

? I crashed my car

into the bridge ?

? I don't care

? I love it

? I don't care

? I love it

? I love it

? you're on a different road

? I'm in the milky way

? you want me down on earth,

but I am up in space ?

? you're so damn hard

to please ?

? we gotta kill this switch

? you're from the '70s,

but I'm a '90's b*tch ?

? I don't care

? I love it

? I don't care

? I love it

? I love it

? I don't care

? I love it

? sitting up tonight

? thinking about the way

she smiled at me ?

? I can't believe

she noticed me ?

? I got to have that girl

? she makes me want to say

the things

I know she'd never say to me ?

? she's the one

everybody wants ?

? will I be the lucky one?

? Could I be the only one?

? And she's the girl

that's once,

once in a lifetime ?

? and I found her

? now will she be mine?

? Will she be mine?

? Let the beat control you

? let the beat control you

? let the beat control you

? let the beat control you

? all these people

talkin' 'bout you now ?

? they don't make no difference,

no ?

? we always have

the rhythm here,

in our blood

and in our souls ?

? so, let the beat

control you now ?

? there's nothing here

to care about ?

? just you and me

? let's break it down

? so, follow me

? I'll show you how

? all these people

talkin' 'bout you now ?

? they don't make no difference,

no ?

? we always have

the rhythm here,

in our blood

and in our souls ?

? so, let the beat

control you now ?

? there's nothing here

to care about ?

? just you and me

? let's break it down

? so, follow me

? I'll show you how

? the beat! The beat!

? The beat! The beat!

? The beat! The beat!

? The beat! The beat!

? Let the beat

control your body ?

? you and me

? there's no one watching

? come on,

we can rock this party

all night long, believe me ?

? let the beat

control your body ?

? you and me

? there's no one watching

? come on,

we can rock this party

all night long, believe me ?

? there is nothing

stopping you ?

? there is nothing stopping me

? so, let the beat

control your body, baby ?

? there is nothing

stopping you ?

? there is nothing stopping me

? so, let the beat

control your body, baby ?

? all these people

talkin' 'bout you now ?

? they don't make no difference,

no ?

? we always have

the rhythm here,

in our blood

and in our souls ?

? so, let the beat

control you now ?

? there's nothing here

to care about ?

? just you and me

? let's break it down

? so, follow me

? I'll show you how

? all the people

gather 'round now ?

? the beat! The beat!

? All the people

break it down now ?

? the beat! The beat!

? There is nothing

stopping you ?

? there is nothing stopping me

? so, let the beat

control your body, baby ?

? there is nothing

stopping you ?

? there is nothing stopping me

? so, let the beat

control your body, baby ?

? all the people,

gather 'round now ?

? so, let the beat

control your body, baby ?

? the beat! The beat!

? The beat! The beat!

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June Diane Raphael

June Diane Raphael ( RAY-feel; born January 4, 1980) is an American actress, comedian, screenwriter and producer best known for starring in comedy programs such as Burning Love, Adult Swim's NTSF:SD:SUV:: and currently in the Netflix series Grace and Frankie. Notable film work includes supporting roles in Year One and Unfinished Business, as well as her 2013 Sundance film Ass Backwards, which she co-wrote and starred in with her creative partner Casey Wilson. She also co-hosts the popular movie discussion podcast How Did This Get Made? alongside Jason Mantzoukas and her husband Paul Scheer. more…

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