Asthma Page #3
Just keep it together, alright?
I'm good.
Oh, yeah.
No, I, I lost my phone.
I told you,
dad's a f***in' a**hole.
That's not your problem.
You got enough
Well, I'm... I'm,
I'm in Connecticut, yeah.
I don't know, just... just
a spur of the moment thing.
I'm at a friend's place.
No, you don't know her.
Her name's Ruby, ma.
She's just a friend.
Yeah.
No, I'll prob..
I'll probably stay here tonight.
Hey, ma, I, uh...
...okay?
Yeah, I love you too.
Alright, bye.
What a dick.
So what do you do?
If you don't mind my asking.
Um..
...I... I work at Taco Bell.
He's an actor.
No, I quit acting.
I quit acting.
He doesn't work at Taco Bell.
That's true, I don't
but, uh, but the tacos,
when you're f***ed up
you know,
there ain't nothin' better.
Oh, my God, I love Taco Bell.
Then what the f***
with all this tofu crap, man?
F***.
There's no need to be
so aggressive.
I'm sorry,
I apologize for my friend.
He's had kind of a rough
48 hours.
Oh, I really love that show.
"The First 48 Hours,"
you know... when they..
There's, like, a criminal
that they're trying
to track down for murders
and what not.
It's really good, they..
People always
kinda give up though, it's..
You know..
Thank you for sharing,
Bottlecap.
You come to a neighbor's house..
...and they're kind enough
to cook a fine meal for you
and what do you do?
You insult it.
You insult us.
You're probably thinkin' I'm
gonna come after you now, right?
Probably worried I'm gonna
jump across the fire pit
and stab you in the neck with
a... fork, right?
Well, wrong.
You know why?
You're just being a human being.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
It's normal.
Those emotions are normal.
Ever since I met Lilly..
...it's been a sort of
a spiritual awakening.
You know,
on a day-to-day level
like what you put in your body,
it's important.
- Yeah.
- But I really miss meat. I do.
So, um,
you and Lilly are together?
Is that, is that right?
- No. We're friends. Totally friends.
- Oh.
But, um, she's my yoga teacher.
And Ragen's my teacher.
No, he's all of our teacher.
And this delicious tofu
is part of his process.
I love the tofu.
I didn't think I would, but the texture
is different, not like food, but..
Nobody gets hurt from it either.
You can't choke on it.
What's your favorite animal?
just favorite animal in general?
I didn't really...
I know, but, Bottlecap,
that's your whole..
...job is to write it down,
and you didn't write it down.
What were you thinking?
Really? I'm not feeling
f***in' anything.
Max!
- Hey, Bree!
- What the f***?
Have you been here
this whole time?
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God!
- I haven't seen you!
- I know.
I got super stoned
and passed out and..
Now I can't find my straw hat.
- Have you seen it?
- No, sorry.
My straw hat.
Have you seen my hat?
We'll let you know if we see it.
Have you seen my hat?
Has anyone seen my hat,
a straw hat?
F***, you know,
I left my keys in my hat
and I can't leave
if I don't find my hat.
- It's like..
- Oh!
I always do this.
His f***in' hat.
Everyone just talks
and talks and talks.
No one's saying a f***in' thing!
I wish I had some money,
so I can get a house like this
outside of the city.
There's too many bugs
out here. I hate it.
This whole property,
it's so unreal.
that much about money.
I know about you and Logan.
What?
He's my friend.
Last night was amazing,
and now you're just over it.
Can we just really
not do this right now?
I'm, like, rolling
and I'm having fun
and I wanna go swimming.
Alright, fine, go for a swim.
Gussy, Gussy, Gussy.
Too bad you can't sing.
You would've been
a real cool rock singer.
F*** you, f*** you, okay?
And not that
it's any of your business.
Poor guy.
What a lost soul.
Ruby.
Hey.
Ruby.
Ruby.
- What?
- Oh, man.
in love with you.
Really?
I don't know. Probably.
What's the f***in' difference?
You're... f***in' this guy.
- I didn't f*** him.
- Oh, come on. I..
Hey, guys, sorry...
to interrupt
but I'm gonna go
have a cigarette.
I feel a little uncomfortable.
Sorry, man, I... I didn't know
you guys were together.
Yeah, we're not.
Okay.
What do you want from me?
Everything.
Everything? Wow!
Well, at least you're honest.
Let's make babies.
Huh?
Have a family and stuff
and little, like..
...cabbages running
around the city.
Mixtures of you and me.
That'd be pretty f***in'..
Gus, you're so high.
Forget about it, don't worry.
You got too many tattoos
to be a mommy anyway.
I was... I was just joking.
F***in' kids would come out
with f***in' tattoos anyway.
Happy New Year.
Gimme one of those?
- It's my last one.
- Ooh.
Thank you.
Whoo!
You got a lighter?
I am a lucky..
You are a waste.
What now?
What now?
I don't, I don't know.
I... I think
we're supposed to fight.
I mean, I don't wanna fight.
I... I just..
It's just what men do
in these situations. They fight.
I'm not, I'm not
a good fighter though.
I don't, I don't think I..
...I'd probably
pull your hair or something.
- Don't pull, don't do that.
- Great.
Well... let's... let's agree
to not fight then.
It's... not a good way
to... end a party, you know?
- Okay, good.
I don't even know
why we would be fighting.
This girl.
Oh, yeah, the girl.
Ruby's very special.
Fighting for the girl.
She's tattooing me tomorrow.
No matter what happens
between us
it's, it's gonna last forever
or at least till I'm dead,
you know
and my body decomposes...
Gussy, Gussy, Gussy.
Yeah, I am now.
Or you thinking about yourself?
No lectures, please.
What do you think they're doing?
Huh? What do you think
they're doing in there?
Hey.
Great, I can't get you
to shut up
and when I ask you a question..
Let me tell you a story, Gus.
Once upon a time,
there was a young punk
who thought he was invincible
who thought
nothing could hurt him.
to fight a dragon.
It's a f***in' stupid
fairy tale.
You're talking
to a damn werewolf.
And as usual,
you missed the point.
Now shut up and listen.
Learn something for a change.
So this punk would go
into the dragon's lair
and he would yell,
"Hey, you f***in' dragon
today is the day is the day."
at him and said
"Just let the dragon sleep,
Gus."
And pray.
You pray in silence.
Think of..
...something really beautiful.
And enjoy the moment.
Feel the ground..
...that you stand upon.
And take a breath in..
What is this?
Huh. Hey, Lou.
Perfect.
Hmm. Is it hard to do them
yourself, to yourself?
Um, I've done this one myself
but the others, I've gotten done
from friends.
Oh, really?
It's interesting to inflict pain
upon yourself.
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