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into your room before he got married?

- What do you think? He did what he wanted to...

- Yes, but did he do it normally?

What do you mean by normally?

Normally? He pushed it in, pulled it out.

Was his pistol hard?

Hard in the sense of being violent?

No. I mean, was his pistol... ?

Yes, it was normal.

But nothing like yours, Mr. Frederico.

You can't compare anyone to me.

I am a special case, suffice it to say...

What could have happened?

He was properly trained as a child.

He excelled at all sports.

So why is he like this now?

Why, what has happened?

What has happened is that he

has yet to use his pistol on his wife.

What a pity! And now?

Instead of sitting on the sidelines, you

must get involved, since this is your domain.

- What can I do?

- You need to help him raise his flag.

He must have the strength

to get his jet off the runway.

And if Ms. Valentina

finds out, what do I say?

That's a problem,

what to tell Ms. Valentina...

But what can we do, cry in our milk? Giovannino

must have a crotch pistol instead of chewing gum!

Valentina should hold her tongue, until

you've helped Giovannino overcome his problem.

Tonight, when Mrs. Valentina is taking

her bath, you'll be taking Giovannino.

Now, let me take a

moment to do an inventory...

When you see the takeoff angle has

reached 100 degrees, he's ready to fly.

And before dinner, be sure to spice

up the soup with pepper from Calabria.

Pepper, not soft butter...

Gabriela, you forgot to

add some soup to the pepper...

Why, is it too hot?

No, it's just like "The Towering

Inferno" with Paul Newman.

I'm sorry sir, it's a new kind of

pepper, and I didn't know how to use it...

...and Mr. Frederico likes things spicy.

That was more like a

flamethrower than pepper.

I hate this program. I'm going

to bed to read "Lady Chatterley".

- I'll be up as soon as I finish this cigarette.

- That's good, Giovannino!

- Good night, Uncle Frederico!

- Good night, Valentina!

I don't really like this program either.

I think I'll go out for a walk.

- Good night, Giovannino!

- Good night, Uncle!

- Good night, Mr. Frederico!

- Good night, Gabriela!

Excuse me!

The attacking forces begin

their offensive from the sky.

Throwing a wall of

steel ahead of the advance.

The first blows fall in the

surrounding area. The enemy senses danger...

...while below the means of defense

begin to weaken under the blows.

The enemy futiley tries to repulse the

attack that is battering it, and hold its lines.

The artillery opens a violent bombardment.

The defending forces seem to give up.

There is a predetermined strategy. Covered

by air support, the infantry advances in safely.

First infiltrating and then advancing.

While the enemy seems distracted,

predetermined targets are subjected to attack.

The infiltration continues its

steady advance and is unstoppable.

The enemy remains under cover and

tries to resist from his defensive position...

...hoping to attempt a counter-offensive.

Finally, the infantry leaves its

defensive position and mounts an attack...

What are you doing, Mr. Giovannino? Why

are you touching me? What are you thinking?

- I'll tear your panties off...

- Yes, Mr. Giovannino, just like old times...

You're so rough...

What if your wife comes...

Come here...

The bells have started to ring...

Stop it!

- Gabriela!

- Mr. Frederico!

Damn, that wasn't pepper.

That was a napalm bomb.

It feels like a fire in my stomach.

Bring me a lemonade, Gabriela.

Immediately, Mr. Frederico.

I'll be off to bed, Uncle.

Good night!

Bravo! That's a good idea.

Go quickly... you'd better hurry.

Valentina! Where are you?

- I'm in the bathroom, just a moment!

- Open the door!

Holy Ambrosia, you've lent a hand!

With respect, I give thanks for that!

Please come out Valentina, I'm in the mood...

Open up!

You only feel like it

when I'm in the bathroom?

I've never tried that, but

I swear to you that I am ready!

You're a liar, I don't believe it.

No! Please don't talk like that!

Valentina, something's happening down there...

- What is it?

- If I fail, you can shoot me.

Let's hurry!

- Come see what you've done to me...

- This is dangerous, you should be in bed.

Beds are for the sick.

I'm as healthy as a horse...

...in a house where people

spend half their day having sex.

Come here!

Let me make a deposit in your bank...

- Did you pull a muscle?

- No... a fork has pierced my snake.

- You're acting so rough...

- Valentina! I ...

- It feels like the end of the world!

- But I feel better...

How beautiful! Once the gates

were opened, they unleashed the storm...

I felt like a human flamethrower, but now...

- But now the flame has gone out.

- It's not my fault that you broke the bed.

- I'm ready, and you sit in the bathroom ...

- I'm always ready.

Why don't you read "Lady Chatterley"?

You might learn something.

What does "Lady Chatterley"

have to do with it?

- Go see Mrs. Valentina.

- Surely Mrs. Valentina wants some privacy?

What do you know? Go make the bed.

Tonight we had some bad luck ...

Look what's happened to me... !

Sitting here with a wounded snake.

We're going to lunch, Mrs. Valentina.

Shall I close up since everyone is leaving?

- No, Tania's husband comes for her.

- Do you know when Mrs. Lucia is returning?

- She went to Brescia to close a contract.

- Then I'll say goodbye and bon appetite!

- Thank you...

- Let's go, girls.

What an honor, Mrs. Valentina!

- You can go to mass while you're out, girls.

- Thank you, Mrs. Valentina!

I understand your mother

is out of town, Mrs. Valentina?

Mother went to Brescia and

will be gone the rest of the day.

I didn't come to see your mother. It is

you who warms my heart, Mrs. Valentina!

Can I help you with something?

You already have. But excuse my

impudence, I continue to live in hope.

- Please... Mr. Lawyer!

- There's no cause for worry...

My veneration of you

remains discrete and respectful.

What do you want?

I came to pick up some documents

concerning my client's bankruptcy.

They should be an

envelope for me in your office.

- Is this it?

- What beautiful hair you have, Mrs. Valentina...

- ... soft and sensual ...

- Get out of here, Mr. Lawyer.

- There's nothing wrong with this, Mrs. Valentina.

- My name is Mrs. Arrighini.

- There's nothing wrong with this, Mrs. Arrighini.

- Take your hands off me!

What are you doing with my clothes?

- I've loved you all my life.

- You make me sick.

Don't struggle so...

This is quite normal...

Valentina!

I'm in here Giovannino. I had to get

some documents for Lawyer Caldura.

Good afternoon, Mr. Arrighini.

How is your uncle?

My uncle is fine. May I ask

how you are doing, Mr. Lawyer?

Pretty well, thanks!

I'll take these documents, and

get the rest from your mother.

- Good day... !

- Goodbye!

If I see that slimey lawyer's

face again, I'll break his nose.

- Why, what did he do?

- Nothing, but I'll still beat him.

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