At Last, at Last Page #4

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She doesn't sound like other Germans.

Excuse me, I need a little air.

That brandy has my system all worked up.

Giovannino, take this bottle to your room.

- Valentina!

- I'm here, Giovannino.

I think my uncle was right, the

cakes and brandy are having an effect.

Can it be true?

What are you doing to me, Gianfranco... ?

Oh, that's wonderful... !

I brought her from Germany to

teach us how to do it for ourselves.

My love... you're the end of the world!

The end of the world...

My own Kama Sutra...

Not bad work with the

banana in the other room ...

Of course, not a banana pancake...

That must be some interference on their television.

A pair of competitors in the International Games...

Back to our scheduled broadcast.

Where was I? Yes... my banana!

My lady... !

Oh, my mandrill! You're so strong!

Harder, harder...

- I saw you eat most of the cakes...

- Yes, I did. You are a big bull and my...

- You heard what I said?

- ...you're the greatest...

I heard you, but couldn't understand with those

two screaming like they're at the supermarket.

Giovannino, why don't we

do some shopping ourselves?

- Good, good ...

- So, now my Chiquitita is speaking German...

- It's nice, isn't it?

- It is, but the banana is for dessert!

- So let's start with the appetizer.

- No! Please, let's start with the main course!

...his eel, thick as a sturgeon...

... be careful with the fish jokes,

otherwise you'll finish without the caviar...

Damn whore! It's like we're at

the fish store on Monza Way.

Except there are no fish in here.

Oh, my Doberman, you

sex machine, you true Italian!

I knew I:
cakes and brandy

raises all dresses. I am a lion!

- You may be a lion, but I'm still a virgin...

- And I'm a Capricorn with a big...

- What are you doing, Mr. Frederico?

- I'm reading your horoscope...

Does it say I will be successful in life?

To my impoverishment! My God, you have

a figure! A coat with two buttons here...

It doesn't feel right. I'm still not ready.

And I'm still earning minimum wage ...

It seems that a roll in the hay

requires union negotiations...

I'll ask Mr. Lama to find you

a place on the domestic staff.

Now go to sleep!

Did you think that for a nickel raise...

Please don't be mad at me...

- Where you going?

- To take a walk in the garden.

Excuse me, Valentina!

What big hands you have, Gianfranco!

I just love your hands ...

Caress me, darling... !

Oh, yes, yes!

You really understand my body...

Oh, take me, take me...

Softly! Softly! Yes, yes...

No! Don't put your hand there...

Not so fast...

Yes... a long caress ....

- You are all I want ...

- Yes, yes...

- Oh, Gianfranco... !

- Now!

Giovannino...

Giovannino...

Giovannino...

You called me, my love?

Do you need something?

No! I only wanted

to tell you good night.

Gianfranco, do you allow your wife to

hang around with her jewels on display?

What can I do? She's a German woman,

and that's how they are in Germany.

Yes, but they also have the Berlin Wall.

Why should you care? She enjoys

showing it, and doesn't care who looks.

- Would you like some cream?

- Yes, thank you!

You have fantastic skin.

Giovannino is a lucky man!

I like how it opens the cells!

Shall I rub some cream on your breasts?

I'm pretty good, I learned from Gianfranco.

- I can do my own.

- Don't tell me you're embarrassed.

- Have courage, don't be ridiculous.

- What if Gianfranco and Giovannino see?

You shouldn't look at the negative

side all the time. Now turn over...

You know... men may

get jealous, but they're only men.

You have fantastic skin. And I like your

breasts - they are a true Italian masterpiece.

What a lovely gathering! One comes to the

lake to meet beautiful sea creatures such as you...

Good afternoon, Mrs. Arrighini!

Stay cool...

Mr. Gianfranco, Mr. Giovannino!

Are you're naked, too?

- Have fun!

- Thanks!

- Someday I'll take that one aside and thrash him.

- Why? He seems to be friendly... !

Friendly? He's a horny bull!

- Goodbye!

- See you soon!

- How's the water, Gianfranco?

- Warm!

If you want to go nude, we

must leave here. It's too exposed.

We must choose another area.

I'll untie the lines...

Come up here!

- Ciao!

- Hello, I'm Maurice! Come over here!

- They're cute!

- Come on back!

Come, our camp is over here!

- What's he saying?

- We've been invited to camp!

Now we're getting together with them?

Should I invite the lawyer Caldura, too?

- Let's get out of here!

- Come on, friends.

- Come here!

- Goodbye!

Come back!

You know that you

are simply phenomenal?

- Where did you learn how to be like this?

- I learned it from Brigitte yesterday.

She does this for

her husband every week.

How you're dressed...

- Hurry, get it off!

- Yes.

- You are mine. You are mine...

- And you are mine.

- We give ourselves to each other.

- Take me, Giovannino.

- This time...

- How wonderful...

Yes, yes...

Yes, yes...

Nooooo...

- No, no...

- Forgive me!

- What is it? Did Camilla turn you down again?

- Cut it out! Everything is fine!

It's Giovannino that worries me. He seems

to be in a coma, like something's missing...

The same problem? He can't get it up?

Do you know everything? Who are

you, the newspaper owner's daughter?

Everyone in town knows, Frederico!

If even one person could mind his own business...

- You know I'd help if I could?

- I know...

Right now I'm so agitated

I can hardly get it up myself...

Love, love, love...

My love!

Every time another game of love ...

Every time a new surgery for your patient...

- Yes, my love...

- Oh, my beautiful baby...

Oh, my Carthaginian! Meow, meow ...

I can't stop.

I can't stop! Yes...

I'm about to win the gold medal...

My stallion...

My lesbian...

Get a grip on yourself, Valentina!

Your expectations will destroy you if...

I was destroyed the day we married, Uncle.

- You are right!

- What is happiness, Uncle Frederico?

- I understand you're missing that...

- Anyone can see them!

Some do it too much... others not at all.

They are on fire all the time!

I can't bear to listen.

It's the passion... of youth.

It's something you wouldn't understand.

No, no! Believe me, I understand it well.

It's your husband who doesn't understand.

How can a woman like you fail?

Two beautiful eyes...

Two beautiful...

So beautiful...

Yes, but why tell me?

You have everything it takes to

make one man happy... even two men.

Ten men... a hundred men ...

- How good are you, Uncle...

- Me? You're the good one... a saint.

A saint? I can't

take it anymore. I'll go crazy!

You're telling me?

Your husband should have his tool cut off.

Yes, you're right.

Your arms are so strong, Uncle Frederico...

I take vitamins for my health.

But about you...

You're so soft...

You have muscles of iron,

Uncle Frederico...

- How about we play Little Red Riding Hood?

- And you'll be the big bad wolf and eat me?

- Now I'm going to eat you up!

- Uncle Frederico...

I'll eat you up...

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