Atak paniki

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Welcome back

to my astrophysics show.

Let's draw several spots on the balloon.

The last fart of our star.

There's no energy left,

the sun explodes.

Check the distance between the objects.

We're gone.

Gone.

If we blow a bit more...

Fear is gone, sin is gone.

We quickly notice that the distance

between the objects is growing.

And love is gone, too.

That's how the universe works.

And us, well... We think we're alive,

counting those pathetic days and months,

while in another dimension

the catastrophe already happened.

We're dead.

A film by

PANIC ATTACK:

You feel anything?

Not yet. You?

Me neither.

Dziku! You feel anything?

Do you believe in karma?

What karma?

That karma comes back to you.

If you do something bad,

something bad will happen to you, too.

If you do good things,

those good things come back to you.

Maybe you didn't put enough.

It's enough.

How do you know how much is enough?

Maybe you think it's enough,

but actually it's not enough.

And this.

Yes?

- Where are you sitting?

- Over here.

Would you mind swapping seats?

Agatka's not feeling well.

She'd like to be closer to the lavatory.

Yeah, let's swap.

- Are you sure?

- No problem. Right, Ela?

We don't want to be any trouble...

It's no trouble at all.

Thanks.

Something's up with her today.

Something's up.

I wonder if they'd swap if you asked.

What's your problem?

He's your boss.

He knows you can't refuse

and he's using you.

Because I swapped stupid seats?

Ela, come on. Are you serious?

Turn the airplane mode on.

You can sit by the window.

No one else is boarding the plane.

I don't want to.

- Move over. No one will sit there.

- I don't want to.

Move over. Or I will, if you don't.

And if I do, there's no swapping.

- Go ahead.

- Alright, I will, you'll see.

Hello. I got through, finally...

We're listening.

So, my neighbor died three weeks ago.

She's waiting for someone, poor thing.

She's six years old, cream...

What's her name?

Diana.

- Lovely...

- She has those sad eyes...

Because her mistress died two years ago,

and now her master.

She's been vaccinated, sterilized,

she's very good and so we're waiting.

I wrote advertisements...

Can't you take that poor pooch?

Hello?

I wish I could.

Well why can't you, Mrs. Krystyna?

What did I tell you?

- I'm on the phone.

- What did I tell you?

My room is off limits to those animals!

You're washing this.

I don't care what you come up with.

I'm leaving for work, I want it clean.

What the f*** is this,

a house or a zoo?!

If you had hung it properly,

the cat wouldn't lie down on it.

Maybe think from time to time,

instead of doing everything last minute.

Leave that computer

when you're talking to me, Miosz!

- Miosz!

- Jesus! There. Happy?

How dare you talk to me like that?!

Like what?!

Like that!

We'll see what happens when I'm gone.

Yeah, yeah, give me a break.

You better watch that tone.

Breakfast is ready.

Take that dog away from me.

Kapsel, get over here.

Kapsel, get over here.

I'm asking politely...

- Take that dog, now.

- Kapsel, come over here. Kapsel, come.

- Go away.

- Come here.

You should call your sister.

You don't even care.

She doesn't call me either.

You could take her as an example.

Kama has a normal job.

And mine isn't normal?

You could sell windows, too.

You could work in a company...

And where do you think I work?

In a zoo?

I live in a zoo.

- Then move out. You're free to go.

- I will move out.

- Then move out!

- I will.

- Then move out!

- I will move out!

- Then move out!

- I will move out! You...

I wonder what you'll be eating.

Dogs!

Your dogs.

Those animals are waiting.

Their suffering is unimaginable.

- Imagine...

- Wait, I need to make a call.

... imagine that our entire world

collapses and we can't comprehend it...

Hey, you've reached Kama.

I can't talk right now, leave a message.

Many South American languages

are already extinct.

They disappeared during

the European invasion on indigenous--

Hello?

Kama?

Yes. Who is this?

What do you mean "who is this"?

Come on, don't you recognize me?

Ah, Wika.

What's up?

Have you heard?

About what?

So you haven't.

No... what happened?

Everybody knows.

About what?

- You better sit down.

- Just tell me.

- I don't know how...

- Jesus, just say it.

- Are you sitting down?

- Yes, I'm sitting down.

Kama...

Witek is dead.

God... he shot himself.

You still there?

Hello?

Wait...

What Witek?

Your Witek.

"My Witek"?

Our Witek, what was his last name...

curly hair, he was in our class.

Ah... that Witek.

Was he ever into guns?

Please...

The funeral's on Tuesday.

- Are you going?

- I'm not sure I can.

Are you going somewhere?

- Yes.

- Where to?

On a trip.

Ah, okay. Then let's meet tomorrow.

I'm leaving tomorrow.

When are you coming back?

In a month.

Where are you going for an entire month?

America.

A month in the US, nice.

- No, it's South America.

- No sh*t.

We're planning a trip with David...

Where exactly are you going?

Hi.

Hi.

I thought it would be more peaceful.

- Do you want to go somewhere else?

- No.

- Are you sure?

- No, it's alright.

Good, because they have

great food here.

Let's order right away.

What are you having?

Something small.

Don't tell me you're on a diet.

No. I'm not hungry.

But I am.

And I don't want to eat alone.

Why?

Because you'll keep staring at me.

Am I supposed to not look at you?

No, just don't stare.

That's just how it works.

You'll have nothing else to do...

...so you'll keep staring

while I chew, swallow, drool...

Trust me.

As long as we both order,

it's all good.

Doula, my spiritual guide.

D.O.U.L.A., that's how you spell it.

She accompanies you during childbirth.

She told me to give birth in headphones.

Silence, water, dimmed lights...

This is my aunt Marzena from Racibrz...

- This is ukasz, Dawid's friend.

- Yes, from college.

Could you take a picture?

Sir, could you...?

Doula introduced us to birthing centers.

Doula's fine, sis,

but there will still be a doctor, right?

- No doctor and no anesthesia.

- You're crazy.

- Take a look. And it smells bad too.

- Excuse me!

Okay, smile, no teeth!

- Will Doula be in the water with you?

- No...

- How come you're his best man?

- What do you mean? He asked me to.

- ... mosquitoes bite at dusk.

- Can I have some of that?

Let me spray her first.

Just a little bit.

Thank you.

Childbirth in a pool, in the dark,

it's ridiculous.

- Leave them alone.

- He'll be swimming there with her?

I'm sorry to bother you.

I just wanted to ask...

- Now it's time to toast your parents...

- Where's the groom?

Go, go, go.

What are you doing?!

- I'm on it.

- Move it!

It's my decision.

There'll be Chopin,

Doula will be massaging me...

- There will be heated cherry pits...

- What's Chopin doing there?

Playing. From the speakers.

Here you go.

Hello?

Hello my ass.

Who is this?

The Angel of Vengeance.

What the f***, dude... who is this?

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