Atharintiki Daaredi Page #9

Should l marry one who feeds me fondly?

Surprised to know

how l remember all this!

Yes.

Beat that nurse andhe...

Do you know what my problemis?

You!

The day you enteredhome,

l liked you!

l fellflat onsight!

What do you want, Sashi?

Little peace of mind.

Bloody eyes!

Though l don'twant,

it's entering my dreams too.

Can l marry a driverforthat?

My sisteris marrying anMBA!

Her children wouldstudy in Oakridge!

Willmy childrenstudy

inMunicipalschool?

That'swhy l used to shout

at you wantonly.

Go away man!

From my heart and my home!

When l come near you,

l'llget strange dirty thoughts!

Myheart beat races!

Cheeks turn warm!

Legs start shivering.

Now also!

l'm wearing long skrt,

nobody cansee it.

l didn'twant to tell you.

Anyway you don't have

an entry into my home.

There's no waywe can meet again.

That'swhy l told you.

l've to tell you one more thing.

Close your ears!

l said l want to tell.

Did l say you must hearit?

Go to hell!

So, l want to sing this new song...

Hey girl! You knocked me outwith

just a slip oftongue...

Hey Monsterprincess, you said

l love you biting yourteeth...

You laid a beautiful trap...

Yourlovegunshot hit my heart...

Which is right andwhich is left...?

l'mintoxicatedwithout having a drink...

Like using cat ball to spreadjasmine...

Like a bomb blew undermy shirt pocket...

l'm getting crazy ideas...

You made mego bonkers...

Yourlips arestrawberries...

Yourwords are Cadbury's...

You're a walkng nursery of

flowers ofbeauty...

Colourfulgallery of dreams

in my eyes...

Yourmischievous eyes are

filledwith intoxicants...

Aunt's daughterhas spread

charm offragrance...

Offer diamonds on your

beautifulsmile...

l'llhug as new foundlove

is takng overme...

l'min chaos likesoundblast

in Goddess kali festival...

l'm feeling like l've had

drug laced Bengalisweet...

Wearing a cowboy's dress...

Riding the horse ofRayalu...

Stayingput on earth...

l feellikestepping one moon...

Getting incoming calls in

a cellwithout SlM card...

Using coal ofSingareni

as face powder...

l'm getting such crazy ideas...

Unlike me, tie yourhusband

to apronstrings like yourmother.

You won't sparesister-in-law

evenin blessing.

lsn't it little difficult to bless

forsomeone who scolds always?

Madam!

You keep pounding!

lt's meSiddappa!

l called to tell you something.

Tellme, brother.

Bhaskar, my nephew.

He's coming to yourhouse

tomorrow morning.

He must conduct this marriage.

That's it!

Baddam Bhaskar!

He went to Uganda with just

Rs.2 lakhs investment,

he bought a 10 acre farm,

he ploughed the land,

he hit a diamond mine!

With oneshot, he hit big time.

That's all, in 5 years he made

nearly Rs.50000 crores.

Dry and use it! Don't lose it!

Rs.2 lakhs as tip!

Why are you surprised forthis?

He has a wish to win

the coveted Oscartoo.

No way!

So, he instituted Bhaskar Award

andproduced a film.

Film? What's the film?

lnspiredby Gladiator,

he made a film Radiator!

He's the director and

he's the hero!

Ourbadluck is...

...he plays the heroine too!

That dirty thing!

lfl didn't have my mom and

dad's blessings,

l wouldn't have reached this stage,

when people who watched this film,

andsaid eachscene is

like a diamond,

Tear are rolling down

from my eyes.

Whywill you not cry?

You had to sell 60 diamonds

to finish the film, right?

You must know another

detail about him.

Madam!

Rs.2 lakh investment

hestole it from this home only.

He worked in yourplace only.

Boss, l've news for you.

Some Bhaskaris coming and

people here are tensed

he may cancel the marriage.

Now your auntwillknow the

value ofboss.

Whatwouldweget ifshe's sad?

She must realise and

must come with us.

That's ourgoal, right?

Who canstop us ifwe enter aunt's

house alongwith Bhaskar?

Who canstop us?

Nobody canstop us.

That'swhy do one thing.

What do you want me to do, sir?

As soon as Bhaskarlands in lndia,

we must buy a job with him.

Difficult, sir.

Difficult butwe can buy, before l could

complete, why did you slap me?

l'm getting irritated

forgiving a pause,

how dare you give

an explanation forthat!

Bloody fool!

The place where l worked once!

People who threw me out!

Why are they lookng at mesurprised?

Lookng at you!

What are you doing here?

That is...

- He? He's my personal.

He wasworkngwith us

tillrecently.

lfhe quits job with you,

he'llbecome a good man like this.

lfyou throw anyone out,

he wouldbecome a great man like me.

Have it.

-Why?

l got rank!

- ls it?

l'll throw up ifl eat this.

Buy new clothes.

Sir, that's Rs.2 lakhs!

You stole thesame amount from this

house andgot kcked out, right?

lfyou kck, gate too would

returnin doublespeed.

That'swhy l came with this speed.

l love music!

- l love women!

Every man has hiswish!

Makng a statement forit.

Have it.

How come your cheeks have

becomeso chubby?

Using any medicine?

-Yes, l'm using Homeo.

Continue it.

How many children?

- Two!

You're maintaining body verywell.

Why are you struggling?

What happened?

lt's paining.

Won't l feelpainifl hold?

Says painful, don't l know that?

Sir, l've understood now why people clap

forhero when he beats the villain.

Hairrising!

How are you?

l think she's coming

to hug you, sir.

lt's betterto put fingerin plug.

lt's been years since l saw you.

lfl knew you'd miss meso much,

l'dhavesent my photo.

Carry on with your cookng.

Thank God, she's gone.

She was really ugly as

a littlegirlin gowns.

How comeshe has grown

to beso sexy!

What's that?

l'llgive only expressions,

you must do the job.

Wait, l'll clearit.

Hello Bhaskar!

- Greetings, madam.

How do you do?

- Doing fine, madam.

l've little work, l'llbe back.

Okay, madam.

Why did you do that sir?

What did l do?

-You bowed to her.

l did it involuntarily.

Bhaskar, youruncleSiddappa

told about you on phone.

You must conduct the marriage.

How much are you expecting from me?

Little bit of civility!

Civility?

Goddess ofWealth wants

to enterhis home,

whyis he talkng about rules,

regulations andsignals?

He insulted you andhurt us, sir.

That'swhywestop this marriage

and celebrate it.

Havesome water.

Did you see the younger daughter?

lfyou want her,

you need to meet a man.

Who?

With a smile and

blessing the devotees...

Andlove his devotees...

You're rockng...O Babaji....

Changing lungis and

wearing it as shirt...

When you bend down...

Life without you is nothing

but darkness...

lfyou don't smile,

l'min chaos...

Abottle ofscent or a bottle ofliquor

is nothing compared to your eyes...

You're one of a knd

in thisworld...

Move...move...move...

Plantain leafforfood...

tobacco forlime...

Touch Swamy's holy feet

forwashing offsins...

What's that tree?

Baba got enlightened underthat tree.

That'swhyit is known as Wisdom tree.

Friends, devotees of God!

People plough to raise paddy!

But you ploughed to get diamonds.

What else do you want, son?

Just because hungeris satiated,

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