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Synopsis: Atithi Tum Kab Jaoge? is the story of Puneet and Munmun, a happily married couple living in Mumbai whose lives take an interesting turn when a distant relative, Chachaji turns up unannounced at their doorstep from a far off village. The guest overstays his welcome so much so that the exasperated couple come up with various ploys to hasten his departure to hilarious results.
Genre: Comedy, Family
Director(s): Ashwani Dhir
Production: Viva Entertainment
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Year:
2010
155 min
Website
1,115 Views


lt"s not right to blame the child..

..when the mother herself

is ignorant.

Goodbye.

What does "Atithi Devo Bhava" mean?

lt means guests are like God.

Like Lord Ganesha.

What does Atithi mean?

- lt means guest.

Those who visit us at home.

But no one visits our home.

""Guest, when will you come home?""

Madam, l"m leaving.

l won"t be coming tomorrow.

l"m expecting guests at home.

- What?

Papa, even the maid has guests.

- Yes.

You have a guest

everyday at your home.

You"re taking so many days off.

Now if l have relatives,

they"re bound to visit me.

l"m leaving.

They are highly

influenced by movies.

They don"t know the

importance of guests.

They"ll know when they have guests.

Papa, won"t we have

a guest at home?

l planned my holidays last week.

Before l receive any guests..

..l"m going to visit

someone with my entire family.

Catering to guest

can be very risky.

l mean it.

Be careful.

""Guest, when"ll you come home?""

""Uncle from Delhi.""

""Aunt from Jaunpur.""

""Rinku, Chintu. Rimjhim, Sweety.""

""Mother"s sister or the father"s.""

""When will you come?""

""How nice?""

""When will you come?""

""Guest, when"ll you come home?""

""When will you come home?""

""Guest, when will you come home?""

Stand straight. Stand straight.

Don"t move.

Another slap and you"ll start

bleeding from the other ear.

lnsolent.

l asked him,

""Where does Pappu live"".

He says ""There"s no

Pappu here, get lost"".

Get lost.

And he says, ""Why did

you call me watchman"".

What do you want me to call you?

Obama.

ls this how you talk to elders?

Hello.

- Your guest is here.

He slapped the watchman.

Do you have a father?

What do you call your father?

Papa.

- Papa. Papa.

Give me your papa"s number..

..l"ll tell him how

insolent his child is.

Give me his number. Come on.

- No.

Where are you going?

- l said that l made a mistake.

He says he"s your uncle.

Pappu.

Pappu. Pappu.

Didn"t you recognise me?

l"m uncle Lambodar, from Gorakhpur.

Did you recognise me now?

No. See that.

He wet my waistcloth

in Gudiya"s marriage.

Guidya.. - From Bareilly.

Now do you recognise me?

Aunt Dolly"s..

- Yes.

No, the aunt, did

you recognise me now?

l"m Putani"s aunt"s sister"s

sister-in-law"s brother-in-law.

Lambodar.

Putani?

- Your father.

Now did you recognise me?

Yes. Come, touch my feet.

Touch my feet. That"s right.

This is what you called culture.

You should behave

properly with elders.

Not like you.

l"ll slap you again.

Will we keep standing here?

Pick up the luggage, come on.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Keep Rs.10.

Get yourself treated..

..and buy yourself some

milk with whatever is left.

Get it? Go on, be healthy.

Come on, Pappu.

Come on. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Come on. Hello.

Hello.

Who is he?

- Uncle.

Which uncle is he?

You never told me that

you have a relative in Gorakhpur.

Or in Jhansi.

- l didn"t know myself.

You didn"t know

about your own uncle.

You"re so

irresponsible sometimes, Puneet.

lt"s been 12 years

since l left Kanpur.

lt"s been eight years

since father passed away.

l"ve never been

in touch with anyone.

There must be many such relatives..

- But Puneet.

Munmun, now he"s here.

We can"t do anything.

Come and meet him,

or he"ll feel bad.

Come on.

- Come on.

Like this?

- Why?

Wear some clothes.

l"m already wearing them.

- Wear some more, please.

This, this one.

Uncle.

- Here l am, son.

Munmun, your daughter-in-law.

Hello.

- No, no.

You should take the

blessings of your elders.

Come touch my feet.

Touch my feet.

Bless you child, bless you.

Beautiful, cultured, virtuous.

You"re like Laxmi

(Goddess of prosperity ).

Just like Sarla.

Your aunt.

You two look like Lord Shiva

and Goddess Parvati together.

lf only Putani had been

alive today.

He would"ve been very

happy to see you two.

Putani?

- Sorry.

My father.

Take a seat.

l"m really happy to see

that you"re doing well.

Really.

When you have your own home,

and your own wife..

..what else do you want in life?

ls he your own son?

- Yes, come, come Ayush.

Yes.

"Atithi Devo Bhava."

Remember.

- Come, son.

"Guest is like God,

like Lord Ganesha."

Touch his feet. Touch his feet.

Let it be, let it be.

He"ll do it when he wants to.

Respect comes from education.

Be seated, l"ll get tea for you.

No, l don"t feel

like drinking tea now.

Uncle farted.

- Ayush.

Bad manners.

- Me, or uncle.

Ayush.

- He"s very naughty.

How long does he plan to stay?

- Must be two-four days.

Did you make something for him?

- He"s not well.

Shall l make pilaf for him?

Have you had a bath, Uncle?

- Yes, son.

l had a nice bath under the shower.

You have a wonderful bathroom.

And that soap, it smells so good.

l could see through it.

l"ll go dry these clothes. Okay.

He used my soap.

- He used my towel also.

And Baba Ramdev"s purgative

worked miraculously.

My stomach is absolutely fine now.

l"m really hungry, dear.

Prepare some rice and lentil

with your wonderful hands.

And do you have clarified butter?

Then make some puffed bread.

And some vegetables.

And if you have curd,

make some side dish.

And what"s that called..

radish, cucumber..

Salad, salad.

- Yes, make that too.

Don"t take too much trouble.

Won"t you have some dessert?

- That"ll be later, later.

Let me finish venerating first.

Dessert? Had this been my uncle..

..your plight would"ve

been worth watching.

Wow, the food was really delicious.

This has reminded me of Sarla.

Please have some more, Uncle.

We"ll make something else for you.

l"ve had enough. l"ve had enough.

Dear.

Dear, come here,

Yes.

Here.

- Do you want something, Uncle?

No, no.

l"ve tasted daughter-in-law"s

cooking for the first time.

lt"s wrong to keep her

empty-handed.

Keep it, dear,

it"s an auspicious gift.

May Goddess Annapurna

always keep you happy.

May no one return from your

doors with an empty stomach.

Keep it.

Ayush, what are you

looking here for?

Eat the bread,

come on eat the bread.

No, no, it"s okay. Come here.

Which grade do you study in?

- Grade?

Fine, now tell me..

..is Delhi closer or is the moon?

- Delhi.

Wrong.

The moon is closer?

- You"re lying.

Be quiet. How is that, Uncle?

Can you see Delhi?

- No.

And take a look, you

can see the moon. - Yes.

So which is closer?

- Moon.

Sorry, you"ll have to sleep outside

without the air-conditioner.

So what? One has to adjust

when there"s a guest in house.

lt"s just a matter of few days.

Let him sleep in the bedroom.

We"ll sleep outside.

Seems to be a nice man.

Get some room-fresheners tomorrow.

We"re out of stock.

- Okay.

What.. what happened?

Mummy.

Ayush, when did he come here?

He must"ve come here at night.

What kind of sound

is that, take a look.

No, son it"s alright.

l think some wild

animal has barged in. - Yes.

lts okay, Ayush.

lt must be a wild animal.

What happened?

Uncle is gargling.

- Gargle?

At midnight?

- lt isn"t even 5:45.

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Robin Bhatt (Hindi: रोबिन भट्ट) is known as one of the most successful writers in Bollywood. He is well known for his skills in penning screenplay. He is a half-brother of Mahesh Bhatt. He has written many films and was nominated thrice and won an award for Baazigar. His debut film as writer was Aashiqui, which proved to be a hit film. He has written many films for Bhatt Productions.Besides writing, he has also worked as an actor and an assistant. In his 20-year-long career he has written about 66 films and also acted in more than 10 Hindi Films such as Chalte Chalte, Golmaal Returns, U Me Aur Hum etc. He has worked with some of the greatest filmmakers in his career. Many of his films have gone on to become high grossers at the box office, such as Aatish, Sadak, Aashiqui and many more. He was nominated for Omkara, Koi Mil Gaya and Krrish and won an award for Baazigar for best screenplay. more…

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