Atithi Tum Kab Jaoge? Page #3

People wake up early in the village.

Just to gargle?

- Yes.

They have early breakfast too.

- What?

Mun. - Yes. - Have you finished

Mrs. Khanna"s design?

No, l"m still working on it.

What happened? All is well.

Puneet"s uncle is visiting us.

And you know what happens

when there"s a guest at home.

He gets up at 5:
30 in the morning.

And needs breakfast readied at 6:30.

That too, after having a bath.

Otherwise it"s

supposed to be inauspicious.

Really?

- Yes.

ln his village, daughter-in-law"s..

..can"t enter the kitchen

without having a bath.

You"re done for, Mun.

Munmun, finalise this.

- Yes.

l"m going to see the doctor,

will see you later.

What happened? - The same old

chronic back problem of my wife.

Finalise this.

Mun, don"t you feel

that J. D"s wife..

..is spending more time

with the doctor than with J.D.

By the way, do you know..

..where l can find "Singhada" flour.

"Singhada"? What is that?

- l don"t know.

But, uncle wants to eat

bread made of that flour.

Can you believe it?

Maid, Sweep that corner. That one.

Here.

Here.

Go on.

You can go further ahead,

inside. Go on.

Yes.

Yes. lt"s done.

- Done.

Now the clothes.

- l"ve already washed them.

You"ve washed them?

- Yes.

Fine, now let"s wash them properly.

Come on.

Puneet, hail the Goddess.

- Hail the Goddess.

What"s going on?

- Yes sir, l"m on it.

l"ve finished till interval.

lf you"ve finished the interval,

then, reach the end too.

There"s just 15 days

left for the opening take.

lf the script isn"t ready, our

hero won"t come for the shoot.

Son, Mahabharat.

Daddy, l"m talking on

the phone can"t you see?

How are mummy-daddy?

Don"t worry about mummy-daddy.

Just think about the script.

When will you give me the script?

l"m on it, sir, l"m on it.

Hail the Goddess. - Son,

please switch on Mahabharat now.

Daddy, ever since the

both of you have arrived..

..you"ve been

watching live Mahabharat.

Why do you want to see

it on television now?

Oh, God. What are

both of you up to now?

You don"t even let me

apply make-up.

What are you doing, son?

Uncle, l"m working.

- Working?

What do you do?

- l"m a writer.

That"s okay, but.. what do you do?

l write stories.

- Wow, even l write stories.

But how do you earn a living?

Uncle, l write stories for movies.

- Wow.

How nice, how nice.

Go on, go on work

with concentration. - Yes.

Wow. Very good. Movie stories.

Pappu, do you know him..

that movie actor.. - No, no.

He"s very tall.

He hails from our village.

Mr. Amitabh, Mr. Amitabh.

- Yes, Amitabh.

And, Dharmendra, do

you know Dharmendra.

No, l only work with

the recent actors.

The actors these

days are not worth it.

The real actors were

the ones in our era.

Dilip Kumar. "Ganga Jamuna".

Bharat Bhushan,

Rajendra Kumar. Dharmendra.

Wow.

Tall and a broad chest.

And lots of chest hair. Chest hair.

lf the fly enters in there,

it won"t find his way out.

And die right there.

The actors these

days aren"t like that.

They shave their chest.

Clean shaven.

Like they"ve made it into a runway.

You can"t call them actors.

And the actresses.

You get speechless.

Sadhna, Vaijanti Mala,

Asha Parekh, Padmini.

From top to bottom,

they look exactly the same.

And they can sit in one

place and sing the entire song.

At one place.

They were so cultured.

Hello, there are prayers going on.

l should send uncle,

right now. Okay, okay.

Uncle, there are prayers going on.

Downstairs in the building.

Would you like to go? - Fine, fine,

l"ll be right back from the prayers.

Later, l"ll tell you a

story about Vaijanti Mala.

Yes, yes.

- About Vaijanti Mala.

This is wrong, l"m

completely against it.

ls this our culture?

Who is he?

- He"s our writer"s uncle. - Oh.

Hello.

- Hello.

As long as we play devotional

songs from these gadgets..

..the Goddess will never be pleased.

The discourses should

come from your heart.

Until you don"t chant

the discourses..

..Goddess will never be pleased.

We already told them..

..that this latest technology

shouldn"t be in the temple.

Of course. - The drums and the

flute are all lying is ready.

But who will sing?

As long there"s devotion,

and love for Goddess..

..in our hearts, anyone can sing.

- Yes.

Come on, l will sing. Play it.

""Glory to.. the Goddess.""

""Glory to.. the Goddess.""

""Glory to.. the Goddess.""

""This world.. is a quagmire.""

""This world is a quagmire.""

""Goddess will relieve

everyone of their troubles.""

""This world is a quagmire.""

""Goddess will relieve

everyone of their troubles.""

""Come and take the

Goddess"s blessings.""

""Come in the temple and

take the Goddess"s offerings.""

""Come in the temple and

take the Goddess"s offerings.""

""lgnite the flame..

- lgnite it.""

""Of faith in Goddess.""

""The Goddess will be with you.""

""lgnite the light of

faith in Goddess.""

""The Goddess will be with you.""

""The hearts are

withering with sufferings.""

""The hearts are

withering with sufferings.""

""Goddess, you"re the soothing rain.""

""lgnite the light of

faith in Goddess.""

""The Goddess will be with you.""

""This world is a quagmire.""

""Goddess will relieve

everyone of their troubles.""

""Come and take the

Goddess"s blessings.""

""Come to the temple and

take the Goddess"s offerings.""

""Come in the temple and

take the Goddess"s offerings.""

""Glory to.. the Goddess.""

""Glory to.. the Goddess.""

""Why are you.. away from Goddess?""

""Why are you away

from the Goddess?""

""What mistake has she made?""

""The Goddess is

calling out to her devotees.""

""She"s waiting to anoint you.""

""She"s calling out to you,

she"s calling out to you.""

""She"s waiting, she"s

waiting to anoint you.""

""Grace your forehead with

the colour of her name.""

""Then Goddess is with you.""

""Grace your forehead with

the colour of her name.""

""Then the Goddess

will be with you.""

""Glory to.. the Goddess.""

""Glory to.. the Goddess.""

""Glory to.. the Goddess.""

""Glory to.. the Goddess.""

""Glory to.. the Goddess.""

""Glory to.. the Goddess.""

""Glory to..""

What happened?

What happened?

What happened?

- Papa.

l got a catch in my back.

- Back. - Yes.

Move back, move back.

- Why?

Move back.

- Why?

One kick will make everything fine?

- Kick?

Kick? Kick?

- Why will you kick him?

lt"s a very ingenious treatment.

lf you get a catch in your back..

..let a man who"s

born backwards kick you.

What is he saying?

- lt gets cured.

l was born backwards,

but you stand straight.

Okay. Fine.

- Sure? - Sure, sure.

Strand straight, stand straight.

Don"t move.

- Kick slowly.

One, two, three.

Are you alright?

- Papa, papa.

ls it okay?

There you go.

Wow, uncle!

Wow, uncle!

Does anyone else have backache?

No, no.

- Does anyone?

Hello. What time

does doctor uncle kick?

10-11 in the morning,

and 5-6 in the evening.

l don"t believe this.

How can a kick cure back problems?

l"m telling you, people

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