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stand in long queues..
..outside the house to get kicked.
Yes, baby, don"t worry
l"ll sue the doctor.
Absolutely, l"m coming.
Why is J. D always so tensed?
His wife"s back-problem.
lt"s giving a lot of problem.
ln fact Mun, why don"t
you recommend uncle?
Baby please, just one kick
for my sake. - No. - Madam.
Ma"am, just one kick.
And your pain will be gone forever.
Come on, come on, uncle.
One, two, three.
Baby. Baby, you okay?
Baby.
Yes, baby dear. Does it still pain?
l don"t know about the pain,
but she doesn"t have teeth.
lts okay, it"s okay.
l"ll have to kick again.
Stand up, stand up.
- Baby.
What is this?
- Sir, your wife"s teeth.
Not that, this. What is this?
- Bedroom, sir.
No, what is this?
- Mrs. Khanna"s design.
You sent this design to Mrs. Khanna.
- Yes.
She wanted the bedroom
in place of the bathroom.
place of the kitchen instead.
Sir, there was so much confusion,
she kept changing..
Confusion.
Why don"t you do one thing?
Why don"t you ask your
uncle to construct it?
l"m sure he"d also be
an interior designer..
..besides being a doctor.
Sorry, sir.
- You better be.
And if you can"t do it properly,
l"ll ask someone else.
There are thousands
of designers around.
Yes.
And they wouldn"t
have any uncle either.
Go on.
- Sorry.
Baby.
lt"s okay.
l just can"t handle the pressure.
Firstly, Mrs. Khanna changes the
plan everyday and confuses me.
And l don"t get enough sleep either.
..at 6 o"clock in the morning
with his gargling.
Then prepare his breakfast,
his lunch.
Go home and teach Ayush.
l just can"t cope up, you know.
Didn"t l tell you, guests
are good only for a few days?
By the way, when is
your uncle leaving?
God only knows. lt"s been 12 days,
Hey, hey.. here, under the table.
And listen, sweep it properly.
Don"t dust it in the air.
Sweep properly.
You missed that corner.
That corner.
Bend down.
lt will go further in.
lt will go further.
That"s it, just stretch your hand.
Maid, l can see it from here.
Get it out.
Madam!
Madam!
- What happened?
What? What happened?
l don"t want to work.
- Why?
As long as this uncle is at home,
l don"t want to work.
But what"s wrong?
Your maid is lazybones.
You called me lazybones.
- Yes.
Do l look like l"m lazybones?
Do l look like l"m lazybones?
l might look like one, but l"m not.
Look, Manda, you..
- No, you watch.
Wonder where you got
this guest from?
He stands on my head..
..and makes me sweep
the entire house.
Sweep the dirt from this corner.
Sweep the dirt from that corner.
l"m a maid after all, not a rat..
..that l"d go to every
corner and sweep it clean.
He makes me wash the
l"ve been working in this
house for the past three years.
Have you ever said anything to me?
Have you ever said anything to me?
- Look Manda..
Yes, yes.
She steals the cream from the milk.
She steals tea leaves, sugar.
and takes it with her. Don"t you.
Oh, God. You called me a thief.
Thief. - Yes, l did.
Do l look like a thief?
Do l look like a thief?
l look like a thief, but l"m not.
But now l don"t want
to work in this house.
As long as this old
man is in this society..
..l won"t work in this house.
And, l won"t let
anyone work either.
Manda.
- l"m leaving.
Yes, fine let her go, dear.
- Manda, listen to me.
Dear, l"ll do the sweeping.
Dear, don"t worry
l"ll do it. lsn"t it?
Lazybones.
That corner.
- Yes, l will.
Who will do the
household chores now?
You or your uncle?
With great difficulty
l had found a maid..
..but he made her leave.
Do you realise what he has done?
He turned the maid out.
Do you know the importance
of a maid in a woman"s life?
l know, l know.
A woman can live
without her husband..
..but not without the maid.
You can find another husband.
But a maid..
He turned the maid out.
l"m not going to cook for him.
Order from the hotel.
times from the hotel this time.
Then, we"ll have
"Pav-bhaji" on the streets.
But l"m not cooking for him.
Okay.
- Okay.
Son, this is a heavy snack.
Hey, give me some butter.
No, no, don"t be a miser.
Daughter-in-law.
Cook something light for dinner.
Lentil, rice,
flatbread, few vegetables.
And we"ll have dessert later.
Oh, God what has happened?
The stomach is feeling so heavy.
cheap oil instead of butter.
Uncle, take this medicine.
No, no, Uncle. This is gas.
Let it flow, don"t try to stop it.
You"ve been passing wind since
morning. Please take this medicine.
How long will he keep doing this?
As long there"s air
in the atmosphere..
..it will.. go on.
That"s why l"m saying,
take this medicine.
l can"t take it, son.
- Why can"t you take it?
l mean, why can"t you take it,
Uncle?
l"m a vegetarian.
And this contains the
fat and bones of animals.
l can"t take it. Cow urine.
Cow what?
Get me some cow urine.
- Cow urine.
Get me some urine
from a black cow..
..and everything will be fine.
Otherwise, its effect
wears off in half an hour.
Bring it fresh.
ln half an hour?
ls it cow urine, or pizza?
This bus will take you on
a tour of entire Mumbai..
..and drop you back here.
There"s fried flatbread
and pickles in this. - Fine.
Take a good look around. And
come back in the evening. - Fine.
Okay, okay.
Yes, Mun.
Yes, l made him board it. Now,
l can comfortably work on my script.
l have to deliver it this evening.
Son, l"m standing right
outside Amitabh Bachchan"s house.
People say that he comes
out and waves his hands.
He hasn"t come out yet.
He"s here, he"s here.
He"s waving.
He has very long hands, son.
May God bless him with prosperity.
Uncle, disconnect the phone
and wave back at him.
Wave back with both your hands.
Disconnect the phone. - Yes.
l did, l did.
Return my phone.
You"ve used up all the balance.
Pappu.
You"ll get the photo
in a minute, sir.
They"re charging me
Rs.50 for a photograph.
But in the village
they charge only 10.
What should l do?
Should l pay them?
Get a big photograph.
Just a minute. Talk to
this gentleman here.
Who is it?
- My nephew, he"s a writer. Pappu.
How many times will you call me?
You"re troubling me.
- Why shouldn"t l call?
You"ve switched off your mobile.
Listen to me.
Tomorrow is the opening shot.
When will you give me the script?
- Hello.
Hello.
- The hero is asking for the script..
Hello, your voice..
- You can"t hear me.
Hello. Hello.
Hail the Goddess.
Pappu.
Son, it"s me.
Lambodar.
Your uncle.
- Uncle, it"s you.
You"re back so soon.
- Son, there was nothing left to see.
And do you know who l ran into?
Just a minute. Dukhbhajan.
Dukhbhajan.
That"s him. My friend.
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