Atithi Tum Kab Jaoge? Page #5

He runs a blouse and

petticoat shop in my village.

Ranjan. Open it.

Ranjan. Yes.

He runs a footwear shop.

And he"s Manoranjan.

- Niranjan.

Niranjan. He works in a bank.

He stays here.

Look l follow only one principle.

Greet everyone with a smile.

One should never

fall short of friends.

Come on, come in.

Come on in, it"s my Pappu"s house.

Come in. Come Niranjan.

And there"s such

a wonderful bathroom.

Go and wash up..

..and my daughter-in-law

will cook for everyone.

Where are you?

- ln Buddha Garden.

Four of your fiendish

relatives are sitting here..

..and l have to cook for them.

And you"re strolling

in the Buddha Garden.

l"m not taking a stroll.

- Then what else are you doing?

Getting knowledge from the Buddha?

l"m working. l"ve to

deliver the script..

..or else l"ll lose this film.

l don"t know about the film, but

you"ll surely leave your wife.

Daughter-in-law.

- Yes, Uncle.

Daughter-in-law.

- Yes.

Daughter-in-law,

prepare some fritters.

Fritters.

- Yes.

With chillies.

- Now they want fritters.

And, daughter-in-law.

- Yes.

Onion fritters for Niranjan.

- Yes. Onions.

Onions and chilly.

- Okay.

Cottage cheese. Some

cottage cheese fritters.

Okay, okay. Did you hear that?

And yes.. listen.

- Yes, Uncle.

Daughter-in-law,

prepare some tea as well.

Tea.

- Yes. Okay.

And will ginger do?

And you will have cardamom.

Ginger and cardamom mixed.

Ginger and cardamom mixed.

- Mixed.

Tea. Okay, Uncle.

Daughter-in-law.

- Yes, Uncle.

Cardamom. You heard it, didn"t you?

Cardamom.

- That"s all.

Did you hear?

Did you hear the menu?

l"m not cooking.

Then don"t cook

but don"t trouble me.

What should l do?

Uncle has been

troubling me since morning..

..Taneja is after me, and now you.

Look, don"t trouble me.

l don"t know about you,

but l will commit suicide right now.

l will commit suicide.

Hey..

Get lost from here, get lost.

You"re not allowed to

commit suicide here.

Go on, go. - Sir, please leave me

alone, l"m working.

What should l do?

Get lost quietly.

Or else l will put you behind bars.

And you"ll have to stay

in the lock up all night.

Puneet, hello. Talk to me.

And you can sit in there and work.

Come on.

What"s going on there?

- l"m getting arrested.

Hey..

What?

Hey man, are you chatting?

- No.

Log on to "Savita

bhabhi" (sister-in-law Savita).

"Savita bhabhi".

- "Savita bhabhi".

Open it.

lnspector.

No one has ever been to the

police station from my family.

And you spent an entire

night in the police station.

The entire society knows

that you were arrested.

And they think you

misbehaved with a girl.

What? - How else would l

have completed my script?

lt was a self-arrest.

Whom will you explain?

All because of uncle.

l told you, today is

uncle"s last day here.

l"ll make him board

the train tomorrow.

But Puneet.. - Munmun, it"s

the day of my opening shot.

Don"t spoil my mood today.

- Mummy.

Take uncle along for

the opening shot. Ayush.

What? What will he do there?

l"m taking Ayush to

the birthday party..

..you"re going

for the opening shot.

Who will cook for uncle, me?

lt"s better you take

uncle to the party.

Get him something to eat there.

He"ll get to see some

actors and actresses.

He"ll be happy, and

praise us in the village.

Hey.. Munmun.

How can l take uncle along?

Where do we have to go, son?

Just tell me, l"ll be ready.

With the grace of

Goddess and your support..

.."Pachaas" will be

the most expensive film..

..in the history of lndian films.

We"ve erected a set worth 50

lakhs just for the opening shot.

Sir, would you tell us

something about the story.

Story.. Puneet.

Hello. Hello.

You"ve written

a wonderful story, sir.

lsn"t he the one?

- Just a minute, gentleman.

Aren"t you the one?

- Please wait a minute.

Just a minute, we"re getting

pictures taken, please.

Pappu!

lt"s really nice.

- Actually..

Pappu! - Could you add

some more to this for me?

l think.. he"s calling you.

- Excuse me.

Uncle, don"t call me Pappu here.

People know me here as Puneet.

- Okay, fine.

lsn"t he the one?

That ""How many were they"" man.

lsn"t he the one? - Yes.

Please introduce me to him.

l"m a great fan.

Come.

Sir. My uncle.

Hello.

- Hello, Kaalia. Hello.

My name is Viju Khote.

- See that.

Even the name is Khote (fake).

lt feels so wonderful.

- Okay.

You"re such a fine actor.

Wow.

- Thank you.

Your contribution to

lndian cinema is incomparable.

Thank you.

- And your performance in "Sholay".

That"s simply wonderful.

Please say those dialogues.

Please say those dialogues.

""Chief, l"ve been loyal to you.""

No, no not that.

""How many were they?

- Two chief.""

Say it again, once again.

""How many were they?

- Two chief.""

Wow.

Your contribution to

lndian cinema is incomparable.

Thank you.

Please say it once again.

""How many were they?

- Two chief.""

Sir, my shot is ready l"ll be..

- Please sit down, sit down.

Please say it again.

""How many were they?

- Two chief."" - Two, wow.

Yes, we"ll take your leave now.

- Your performance was wonderful.

Yes, the shot..

- ""How many were they?""

Welcome.

- How are you Taneja.

Welcome. Welcome.

Move aside. Move aside.

- Sir, sir.

Move aside.

- Sir, one picture.

Look.

Sir, the don in our film,

Don Manohar. - Yes.

This is his house.

- Okay.

Sir, this set is worth 50 lakhs.

Taneja, you"re

making a wonderful film.

Move aside. Move aside. Come on.

Puneet.

- Sir.

What a wonderful script.

- Thank you, thank you sir.

Taneja gave it to me at

night and l read it at one go.

My mother has gone crazy.

What wonderful

dialogues for the mute mother.

Thank you sir. Thank you sir,

it"s all your grace.

Keep it up, keep it up.

Come, come.

Kaalia, how many were they?

- Sir, you too.

Who was he?

- He"s a big goon.

Bigger than you?

Wrong, he can"t be greater than you?

A dacoit like Gabbar would

send you out for looting.

He can"t be greater than you.

And yes, he would ask you.

""How many were they?""

Say it again. Say it.

""How many were they?

- Two.""

That"s it. That"s it.

What a wonderful performance.

Your contribution to

lndian cinema is incomparable.

Excuse me. l"ll be right back.

Come, please come here.

No, no. l"ll manage.

Look who is here?

lt"s a great fortune that

a great actor like you..

..is urinating along with us.

Right.

What a performance.

And that scene in Sholay..

Say it again.

""How many were they?

- Two.""

And we"re three,

yet we"re urinating.

His contribution to the

lndian cinema has been..

Where did he go?

Puneet l"m fed up of your uncle.

He keeps asking

""How many were they?""

""How many were they?""

So tell him.

- But l did tell him.

""How many were they?

- Two. Two.""

That"s four

Kaalia.

He has troubled me a lot.

lf you find him anywhere?

Okay, everyone silence please.

l want absolute silence.

All the line cameras ready?

- Yes, sir.

Yes sir.

- Very good.

Where is Viju? Viju?

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