Atithi Tum Kab Jaoge? Page #6

- Sir, here l am.

Go to your mark,

stand on your mark.

There"s your mark, there. There.

Come on.

- Okay sir.

Move the umbrella. We"re

standing in the sun as well.

Sir, this is the opening shot.

You"re bent down. Down.

lt"s like this. The shot is.

Viju will come running.

You have a bomb in your hand.

You"ll throw the bomb on the set.

And as soon as you throw the bomb..

- l"ll blast it, sir.

No, no don"t blast it.

l want a pause of two seconds.

Cinematic pause.

- Okay, sir.

l"ll say, one two.

So blast it after two.

When will you blast it? - As soon as

l hear two. - Very good.

l"ve to explain them

the timing as well.

Ready. Ready.

Get the clap, clap.

You should be here first.

Sorry.

Bring it on his face.

Don"t be nervous, Viju.

The scene is right, isn"t it?

- First class.

According to the script.

- Yes.

Ready?

- Ready.

Hail the Goddess.

Roll sound.

And..

And..

- Two! Two! Two!

Sir, you didn"t ask me

to switch on the camera.

l didn"t even say two.

Wonder who said two?

Who said two?

Sir, that..

- You, you said it.

Sir.. Kaalia. Kaalia.

Kaalia, you said it.

Hey, l"m Suleman.

Sorry, sorry. The dirt..

Hey, Kaalia. Are you the actor

or the director of the film.

Who asked you to say two?

lt isn"t my mistake.

The old man has been

troubling me since.

He"s been asking

""How many were they?""

""How many were they?""

So l said two.

Couldn"t you say something else?

Why did you have to say two?

Where is that old man?

Which old man?

He"s standing right there.

- This old man?

Who are you? Which

department are you from?

Who are you? Make up, setting,

junior artist?

Which department are you from?

Where are you from?

Who are you with?

- l"m with Pappu.

Who is Pappu? Who is Pappu?

Who is Pappu on this set?

- Pappu.

Who is Pappu?

- There he is.

Puneet, you didn"t

tell me you"re Pappu.

And he"s with you.

He"s my uncle, sir.

- lf he"s your uncle..

..is he attending my

wedding procession here?

Am l getting married?

Are we playing the bands?

He destroyed a set

worth Rs.50 lakh.

Who will pay for the

reconstruction of the sets? Him?

Do you know how much

money Rs.50 lakh is?

Have you ever seen it?

They come here to eat for

free at film parties, beggars.

Sir. Please, sir, don"t abuse him.

He"s an elderly man, l apologise.

He"s like a father.

Your father could have

made such a mistake as well.

lf he"s like your father,

then keep him at home.

Why bring him to the shoot to..

- Sir.

No need to abuse him.

lf you say another word..

- What will you do?

What will you do?

Are you threatening me?

Do you know your stature?

You"re an ordinary writer,

trying to threaten me.

l"m throwing you out

of the film right now.

Now come to my office to collect the

cheque. Come if you have the guts.

l"ll give you nothing.

Who do you think you are?

You"re locking horns

with me.. for this old man.

You"re putting your career at stake.

l"ll see who gives you

work in the industry.

Security, throw the old man out.

Throw him out.

- Hey..

No one touches him!

Let"s go, Uncle.

Pack up.

Hail Goddess.

So, Uncle, how are you?

How are you, dear?

Do l look like your daughter?

- Do l look like your uncle?

Have you ever seen yourself?

You look like a grandma,

great grandma in fact.

You don"t have much time to live.

You"re walking towards your grave.

See that, she calls me uncle.

That"s wrong,

Sister. Uncle is so young.

Be quiet or

else l"ll call your papa.

What"s the matter?

- See that.

Whenever we meet, all he says is,

""l"ll call your papa"".

He"s so short-tempered.

He has high-blood pressure.

And has ordered for fritters.

You people really lose

your mind after a certain age.

Nothing"s wrong with him.

After what he did

yesterday at the opening shot..

..he doesn"t have the

courage to say anything.

He didn"t even gargle this morning.

And l didn"t wake up.

l was sleeping.

Now you better wake up.

You"ve lost the film already.

Before you lose anything

else ask him to leave, please.

See there he is.

Please. Please do something.

Okay.

You"re back, Uncle.

Come.

Listen, Pappu.

l need to talk to you.

l want to talk to you too.

- No, listen to me first.

Look, what happened

yesterday wasn"t my mistake.

l didn"t do it intentionally.

l swear on Sarla, really.

We hail from small villages, son.

We don"t know how to

behave with influential people.

l don"t have any children.

But after staying with you

people for so many days..

..l felt that you aren"t

Putani"s son, but mine.

And.. l couldn"t control

myself seeing you happy.

And.. l made this mistake.

Please don"t be angry with me.

lf you want l"m ready

to fall at his feet.

But please forgive me.

What are you doing, Uncle?

lf my father had made the

same mistake that you did..

..would he apologise to me?

Or would l let him apologise?

With your blessings,

l"ll find more work.

Just like Putani.

Putani had the same thinking.

Really.

Pappu hasn"t changed

after coming to the city.

l"ll tell everyone when

l go back to the village?

When will you go back?

- l mean, when will you go back?

Tell me in advance, because..

..we need to book the

ticket two months in advance.

Yes son, l will tell you

two months in advance.

l won"t trouble you anymore.

Daughter-in-law,

l"ve brought sweets.

Make me a cup of tea.

""l"ve lost my peace.""

""l"ve lost all my happiness.""

""Look how sad you"ve

made us that we"re crying.""

""l wonder when you"ll leave.""

""The pleasant night

has passed away.""

""Wonder when you"ll leave.""

""The pleasant night

has passed away.""

""Wonder when you"ll leave.""

""l"ve lost my peace.""

""l"ve lost all my happiness.""

""Look how sad you"ve

made us that we"re crying.""

""Wonder when you"ll leave.""

""The pleasant night

has passed away.""

""Wonder when you"ll leave.""

""Will you like it

if l murder you?""

""Don"t test my patience.""

""Don"t interfere in everything.""

""What if l murder you?""

""When will you go?""

""Please let me know.""

""When will you go?""

""Do let me know.""

""l wonder when you"ll leave.""

""When will you leave?""

""The pleasant night

has passed away.""

""Wonder when you"ll leave.""

""The pleasant night

has passed away.""

""l wonder when you"ll leave.""

""Guest, when will you leave?""

You ape, you"ve come here to die.

Commander, kill him.

Pardon me, brother.

He"s our guest.

And we should show respect

to our guests, not disrespect.

Vibhishan, sit down.

He"s not a guest.

This guest has

devastated my Ashoka gardens.

He trampled the delicate flowers..

..of my beautiful Mandodari.

He killed my soldiers and

created havoc in entire Lanka.

He has made my life hell.

First the soap,

towel, bathroom, bedroom..

..and now he has taken

over the entire house.

Keeps the television switched on

all night and doesn"t let us sleep.

Pappu. - ln the morning he

wakes us up with his gargling.

He has created havoc in the whole

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