Atithi Tum Kab Jaoge? Page #7

house by constantly breaking wind.

l lost my work, l lost my maid, .

..and you want me to

show respect to the guest.

Sorry, Puneet.

What do you say, Mandodari?

Don"t you know anything?

You"re so irresponsible, you know.

Teach this guest a lesson..

..so that he never visits

anyone as a guest again.

He"s a sinner.

Okay. Soldier, set his tail on fire.

Pappu. Pappu.

Pappu, what are you doing?

Cut, cut, cut.

How did Hanuman"s tail come off?

l"ve been asking for the past

three days to get a new tail.

l"ve been working

with Sugreev"s tail.

What? Sugreev"s tail?

- Yes.

Production.

- Yes, sir.

l"ll call you later.

Where is Hanuman"s tail?

- Sir, rats chewed it to shreds.

You people are just..

Get another tail quickly.

We have to send this episode.

lt is to be aired tomorrow.

Yes, sir.

- l"ll do it right now, sir.

What should l do now, sir?

You take a break.

Take a close of Ravan"s face.

Excuse me.

Here, wipe it.

- Thank you.

Hi, Puneet.

- Hi.

Hello, Sister-in-law.

Hey, Ayush.

He insisted on

watching Hanuman"s shooting.

You did the right

thing by coming here.

So Puneet,

where are you these days?

What happened about

your film with Taneja?

Any problems?

l heard that a guest of yours

blew up a set worth Rs.50 lakh.

Who is this guy?

Don"t ask. He"s a guest.

He"s been here for a month,

and just refuses to leave.

We"re really in trouble.

May l help?

- What will you do?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

- Uncle.

Aunt..

- Whose aunt?

Uncle, aunt is dead.

What happened? - Uncle, she was

crossing the road and a dog bit her.

Dog bit her?

The dog died and so did aunty..

- The dog is dead?

Uncle, come quickly.

Aunty.. Who is this?

Uncle, take the next train.

The dead body is right before me.

She"s waiting for you.

Come quickly, uncle. Come quickly.

What? Who is this?

- Uncle.

Uncle.

Hello..

Sarla.

- What an act?

Now watch the fun.

He"ll take the next train

out of here.

You think so.

- l think so.

Sir, sir. Uncle.

- What"s wrong with uncle?

He dashed off wearing

his loin cloth.

Was he worried?

- Completely worried.

Good.

Your phone is ringing.

Hello.

Pappu. Pappu.

What"s wrong, Uncle?

- Thank God you"re here.

There"s a problem, son.

- What happened, Uncle?

Dear, l was sitting at

home and watching television..

..when l received a call,

that Sarla, your aunt..

..has been bitten by a dog,

and she passed away.

Uncle, then what are you doing here?

You should be in the village

along with aunt. lsn"t it, Puneet?

Yes.

- With aunt?

How could l?

She left five years ago.

Where?

- To the heavenly abode.

What are you saying?

- Yes.

That"s when l realised that

some prankster is troubling me.

l saw his number on your phone

and came to the police station.

And the inspector has arrested

that prankster. Take a look.

Please, sir.

Please, sir. Please, l"m an actor.

Please don"t hit on the face.

- And l"m an inspector.

Please. Please, lnspector.

Look Pappu.

l"m telling you..

Puneet. Puneet, thank God

you"re here.

Please explain them.

- Pappu, you know him.

He"s my friend.

How many times have l told you..

..not to play such pranks,

people get worried.

What? But l did all this..

- Quiet.

Quiet.

Did you have to trouble my uncle?

Sister-in-law, please explain it

to them, please.

Brother, we didn"t

expect this from you.

He"s dressed up as Lord Hanuman..

..and his deeds are

like those of Ravan.

lnspector, slap him once more.

Right, look here. Look here.

Sir, are you done?

Our shoot has been stalled.

The telecast is scheduled

for tomorrow. - Be quiet.

Sir, sir. Sir, the telecast

is scheduled for tomorrow.

Hey, aren"t you the one

l met at the Buddha garden.

And, he.. he"s your friend.

Slap him once more, once more.

Let him go, sir.

He won"t do it again.

You won"t play such

pranks again, won"t you?

But Sister-in-law, l did all this..

Slap him once more, sir. Once more.

lt"s almost done, sir. Only

the last two slaps are left, sir.

Puneet.

Today l"ve realise that l made

a big mistake by marrying you.

Yes, l"m paying for the

mistake that l made by marrying you.

l"m leaving.

Take care of your

child and house alone.

Fine, go and don"t come back.

Yes, l won"t come back.

Finally my eyes have opened.

Did you take sleeping pills before

getting married? - Daughter-in-law.

Daughter-in-law,

where are you going.

Wait, Daughter-in-law.

Uncle, please move aside.

All my friends had warned

me against marrying him.

Then why didn"t you listen to them.

Listen to me..

- Be quiet, Uncle.

That Bhatinda girl was

much better compared to you.

Bhatinda girl? Which Bhatinda girl?

You lied to me, didn"t you?

You liar.

l will..

Uncle.

You hit my uncle.

You hit my respected uncle.

lt"s your fault. Why did you duck?

What happened, dear?

Tell me what happened?

Ask her.

- You tell me.

Uncle, don"t ask me, ask him.

Fine, both of you

tell me what"s wrong.

Uncle, she has a friend in Delhi.

She"s getting

married day after tomorrow.

And she wants both of us

to go there.

She wants me to leave you

alone and come with her.

Who will take care of your diet?

So l said, if l tell

uncle how important it is..

..for us to go, then uncle

will leave for Gorakhpur.

l will never tell uncle to go.

Uncle, please explain him.

You aren"t going forever.

- Yes.

Daughter-in-law is right.

But.. - Daughter-in-law

is absolutely right.

And you"ll throw

daughter-in-law out of the house..

..for such a trivial reason.

Had Putani been alive today he

would"ve died again seeing this.

Apologise.

Apologise to daughter-in-law.

Sorry.

- Sorry. See that, you fool.

Daughter-in-law,

l apologise on his behalf.

You"re absolutely right, dear.

l"ll leave tomorrow morning. Fine.

But, the ticket has to be

booked two months in advance, so..

l"ve booked the ticket.

l"ve booked it.

Uncle. - Uncle, you"re leaving.

- Don"t leave, Uncle.

Please, don"t leave.

We"ll cancel our program.

Uncle, don"t go.

- We"ll cancel our program, please..

Uncle, water.

- Please, Uncle, don"t leave.

Here"s 11 rupees.

- For the water?

Puneet, please tell him.

- This is for you.

Please ask him not to go.

- Dear, this is for you.

Thank you, Uncle, please don"t leave.

- And son, this is for you.

And give this to your

friend on her marriage.

Please don"t leave uncle,

we"ll miss you.

Who will teach Ayush Hindi?

Uncle, please.

- No, Uncle.

Uncle.. will have to leave.

He"ll keep visiting us.

You will visit us, won"t you, uncle?

- But still Uncle.

Please stay back Uncle.

- Fine.

There"s the signal,

there"s the signal, Uncle.

The signal has been given.

- Come, son.

You"re going, uncle.

You"re leaving.

Uncle is leaving.

- Uncle, please don"t go.

Uncle, please don"t go.

- Please stay back.

Don"t go, Uncle.

Don"t go. Don"t stop, Uncle.

Don"t go, Uncle.

Don"t stop, Uncle. Leave.

Let"s go.

Yes.

Uncle, don"t stop, go

away and don"t come back.

Enough, don"t over-react.

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