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Synopsis: Atithi Tum Kab Jaoge? is the story of Puneet and Munmun, a happily married couple living in Mumbai whose lives take an interesting turn when a distant relative, Chachaji turns up unannounced at their doorstep from a far off village. The guest overstays his welcome so much so that the exasperated couple come up with various ploys to hasten his departure to hilarious results.
Genre: Comedy, Family
Director(s): Ashwani Dhir
Production: Viva Entertainment
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Year:
2010
155 min
Website
1,158 Views


l"m so happy.

Thank God.

- Thank God.

What a relief?

- Yes.

The house looks so good, doesn"t it?

- Yes.

Pappu?

Pappu, you"re back?

- You"re back.

Yes, son.

- Why?

Why?

- What could l do?

Daughter-in-law sad

face was haunting me.

And l thought, ""l"m such a

selfish and sly person"".

l"m breaking my children"s

heart for my own interest.

Just because the both of

you are going to Delhi..

..and there"s no one to cook for me.

Who cooks for me in Gorakhpur,

tell me?

Sarla is no more.

l cook for myself. That"s it.

l jumped off at Thana station,

and came here.

And your neighbour

opened the door for me.

Now both of you can

comfortably go to Delhi.

lt"s just a matter of

few days, l"ll handle it.

Go on. Okay. Come on, come on.

Where are we going?

- To Delhi?

Which of our relative

lives in Delhi?

Your friend,

who"s getting married.

Don"t joke.

l"m joking!

Who asked you to overact?

""Uncle don"t go, uncle

don"t go."" Now pay the price.

l only said it so that

he feels that we"re sad.

We"re sad now, happy?

Sir, we"ve been roaming

for the past half an hour.

Tell me where you want to go.

Take us to some hotel.

Which one?

- That one, that one.

Take us to that hotel.

- That"s a cheap one.

Do we look rich to you?

Take us there.

- Yes.

ldiot.

Rs.3000 per day. Two

day"s tariff in advance.

l want to go, see uncle.

- What?

l want to go, see uncle.

- Be quiet.

He"s just a child, don"t scold him.

Why shouldn"t l?

lt"s all because of him?

""When will a guest come home?""

Are you happy now?

That"s not right. - Quiet,

don"t even utter uncle"s name.

We"re sitting in the

hotel because of him..

..and God knows what

he"s doing at home.

That"s not right.

- Yes, whatever.

""Don"t break the bonds of love.""

""Once broken, they

can never be restored.""

""Even if they are,

they"ll be full of knots.""

""Once broken, they

can never be restored.""

""Even if they are,

they"ll be full of knots.""

""Speak words that

sanctify your thoughts.""

""Those calm others,

and calm you too.

""Those calm others,

and calm you too.

""Bless us with enough space.""

""That can fit the entire family in.""

""May l never stay hungry or anyone..

..return hungry from my threshold.""

""May l never stay hungry or anyone..

..return hungry from my threshold.""

""When l set out to find evil,

l couldn"t find any.""

""When l looked into my heart

l realised l was the most impure.""

""When l set out to find evil,

l couldn"t find any.""

""When l looked in my heart

l realised l was the most impure.""

Run.

- What"s wrong, Puneet?

The police have raided the place.

After polishing off the liquor..

..there"s nothing left to do,

but go home and sleep it off.

Breathe out. Exhale.

Breathe normally.

The police conducted

a late night raid..

..and caught some people

committing a shameful act.

We"re standing right outside..

Outside a hotel in Andheri..

..where the police

conducted a late night raid..

..and caught some people

committing a shameful act.

Let me tell you there

are models and students..

..involved in this and

also an innocent mother.

And she has a six year old son.

Just imagine how the

innocent mother would"ve felt.

And now, we"ll show you a

glimpse of that cruel man.

Take a close look at this man.

He has put humanity to shame.

- Take a good look at this man.

Don"t be taken by

his innocent looks.

He could be anywhere around you.

Take a good look,

he should be hanged.

Your phone is ringing.

Hello.

- Pappu.

Where are you son?

- ln the marriage?

ln the marriage? - But son,

l don"t hear the band playing.

Do you hear it now?

- Okay. Okay.

They are showing something on

television that really scared me.

They"re showing a vile man

who looks just like you.

And he took undue

advantage of a mother..

..of a six year old child,

you know.

She"s the mother of

a six year old child.

He"ll surely rot in hell.

Are you fine, son?

- Yes, Uncle.

Okay, it"s been so many days

let me speak to daughter-in-law.

She"s getting henna

applied on her hands.

Okay.

Then let me talk to my prince.

Give the phone to Ayush.

The guests are here, the

guests are here. Get the sweets.

Uncle, l"ll call you later.

Get the sweets.

Okay, son.

You"re attending a marriage.

Did you recognise me?

We were together when the

police raided that place. - No.

Then it must be Shalimar hotel.

When you were with a Nepali girl.

No.

Then, Krishna Lodge?

Vrindavan Hotel.

Night Club.

- This is my first time.

First time?

25th time, Chatwal. Silver jubilee.

The officer will be here.

Give him Rs.200, he"ll let you go.

l"ll talk to him, l know him.

- Lock them all up.

Sir. - Come on, get in, get in.

ln a line.

Hey, where are you going?

Stand in your place.

Hello, inspector. How are you?

Hello, you"re back again?

- Yes.

Stand straight.

Patil, Chatwal is back again.

Get in.

Sir, he"s a good friend.

So don"t beat him too much.

Do you pay us?

- Get in.

Get in! - l"ve told them,

they won"t hit you too much.

Show me your face.

Show me your face.

Show it.

You? Here again?

- Sir, l got trapped.

No, you"ll get trapped now.

l"ve had my eyes on

you for a long time.

Sir, l"m a decent man.

- Decent?

Sir, he"s the one

who took advantage..

..of the helpless mother

of a six year old. - What?

No, no she"s my wife.

Munmun, tell them that

you"re my wife. - Don"t scare her.

No, l"m not scaring here.

Tell him, please.

Tell him, what are you doing..

- l"m Jamila.

Here l am.

- Say something.

ls there a need to say anything?

Everyone has seen me with you.

ls it my fault?

- ls it my fault?

You couldn"t even find a good hotel.

You"re so irresponsible.

How would l know?

- So, should l have known?

l don"t know why l married you.

Hey, don"t quarrel here.

Where do the both of you live?

- ln our house.

l mean, Goregaon.

lt"s your own home, isn"t it?

- Yes.

Then what were the both

of you doing in the hotel?

lt"s a long story.

- Then say it in short.

Have you ever had a

guest visiting you?

Don"t remind me of that.

Who was it?

- My father-in-law.

How many days?

- He stayed for six months.

How did you get rid of him?

You won"t tell anyone, will you?

- No.

l gave a contract to the underworld.

They got him out, in a day.

There, that"s him.

He"s buying vegetables.

Just threaten him, don"t beat him.

He"s an old man.

Don"t worry your uncle is my uncle.

- Boss.

Leave your gun behind.

Scared, that l might kill him?

No, he might kill you.

Yes.

Fine. Look.

Thank you.

What"s the rate of the apple?

- Rs.100 per kilo.

We buy mangoes for Rs.20.

lf you get mangoes for Rs.20,

then better buy mangoes.

Why are you buying apples?

Where do these people come

from to ruin my business?

l"ve come from Gorakhpur.

Where do you hail from?

Why you..

Sorry.

Look, there"s Suleiman.

Are you joking?

Anyone wearing a cap and a

dot of vermilion on the head..

..and you think he"s Suleiman.

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