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Synopsis: Atithi Tum Kab Jaoge? is the story of Puneet and Munmun, a happily married couple living in Mumbai whose lives take an interesting turn when a distant relative, Chachaji turns up unannounced at their doorstep from a far off village. The guest overstays his welcome so much so that the exasperated couple come up with various ploys to hasten his departure to hilarious results.
Genre: Comedy, Family
Director(s): Ashwani Dhir
Production: Viva Entertainment
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Year:
2010
155 min
Website
1,158 Views


l feel it"s him.

- l don"t think so.

l"ve seen him.

His men killed Anna.

- Are you sure?

Kill him.

- Then get the stuff, come on.

Aren"t you Suleiman?

- Yes he is, kill him.

Your men killed Anna, isn"t it?

Yes, kill him.

Are you sure, he"s Suleiman.

- Yes, kill him.

Ramu.

What are you looking at,

l"m calling you.

See that.

Can"t you see?

Are you drunk?

l"ve been waiting for you for

so long, where have you been?

l..

- Quiet! Quiet!

l"ve been standing in

the sun with the things.

And he"s strolling around.

Where have you been?

- l.. l.. - Quiet.

Now he"ll argue with me.

Here, take these things.

Take it.

And take the ones

that are there too.

He"s a rascal.

Not that one, pick up our things.

Pick up our things.

And why have you surrounded us?

Go, go home.

Son, this isn"t a

place to play hockey.

Go and play hockey in the ground.

Go, go, go on.

Come on, come on. All free-loaders.

Come on.

Let"s go.

So Yadav, you thought

he was Suleiman. - Yes.

Yadav, you think anyone can

do that to Suleiman. - No.

What yes and no?

You would"ve made me kill poor Ramu..

..and the boss would"ve killed me.

- Yes.

Keep the stuff inside,

come on keep it inside.

lt isn"t that heavy, Ramu.

Walk quickly.

Walk quickly.

Keep it here.

Hello.

- Hello.

Carefully.

Where did you get this man from?

ls he a new appoint?

Where are you from?

Catch this.

1000. 1300.

Twenty.

Here, keep this Rs.10.

And buy yourself some milk

with it. May you be healthy.

But l"m not Ramu.

- l know that you"re Suleiman.

Then why did you make

me carry these things?

had l not made you

carry these things..

..you"d be dead by now.

Why do you do such deeds?

ls this why your

parents raised you? See that.

He keeps locking horns

with everyone.

lf you had lost your life you

would regret it all your life.

Will you do it again?

No, catch your ears.

Fine.

- Touch his feet.

He forgave you. Touch his feet.

Forgive me, Uncle.

From today you"re my uncle.

Forgive him.

- Fine.

Uncle, now l"ll see to

it that no one harms you.

l"m there.

- See that.

He can"t even protect himself,

and proposes to protect me.

When a few boys surrounded him

he was scared out of his wits.

And he"ll protect me. Go on.

Leave, or l will hit you. Leave.

He wants to protect me.

Buy yourself some milk

from Bajrangi"s shop.

They"re such strange people.

- Pick up the things.

Pick them up.

This is wrong.

lf it weren"t for uncle,

l"d be dead today.

And you want to get rid of him.

Guest is like God.

And now he isn"t just

your guest, but mine too.

Then you keep him.

- He isn"t that special.

Go home, and look after him.

Send some of our men after him.

lf he throws uncle out of

the house, then kill him.

How can you take it away?

The owner.. Pappu..

They just took it away.

Pappu, they took your car away.

- l know.

The bank called me this morning.

Ayush.

They just came, gave me these

papers and took the car away.

l said that the owner of the car..

Papa, our car.

Son, it"s gone to the garage.

lt"s broken down, that"s why.

lt hasn"t gone to the garage.

They took our car away

because you didn"t pay for it.

That"s what Raju"s

father is telling everyone.

You"re a liar, l don"t

want to talk to you.

Ayush.

He"ll come back.

Look, son.

Today the festival of

Lord Ganesha begins..

..and the both of

you were in Delhi.

So l brought and idol

of Lord Ganesha home.

Lord has come here,

but only as a guest.

He"ll stay here only for 11 days.

But when he leaves, he"ll

take all the problems with him.

l"ve only one problem.

Lord Ganesha is there.

He"ll solve all your problems.

The Lord will leave in 11 days.

But when is he going to leave?

l know that guests are like God.

But Their duty is to come,

bless His devotees..

..with His grace and leave.

Goddess Durga comes only

for nine days in "Navratri".

Lord Ganpati will be

immersed after 11 days.

But when will he leave.

God, l can"t take this anymore.

Do you know why we

venerate Lord Ganesh first? - Why?

One day Lord Ganesh and

Kartike had an argument..

..about who"s more intelligent.

Then they approached their parents.

To Shankar-Parvati.

Lord Shiva said

""whichever one of you..

..completes seven

rounds of earth first..

..will be known as the

most intelligent one"".

So what happened next?

- They had a race.

They had a race.

Kartike"s carrier was peacock.

So he flew away on his peacock.

Lord Ganesha, thought for a moment.

He used his intelligence.

He took the blessings

of his parents.

And His carrier is..

The mouse.

- Mouse.

He sat on the mouse, and took

seven rounds around his parents.

They asked him, ""What did you do"".

He replied, ""Whether you

call it earth, or my world..

..my parents are everything for me"".

Lord Shankar was very

pleased to hear this.

He said, ""Ganesh, whenever

there"s a veneration performed..

..anywhere in the world,

you will be venerated first"".

Otherwise, that

veneration won"t be successful.

That"s why, Lord

Ganesha is the God of Gods.

Because he respects his parents.

Son, there"s nothing greater

than your parents in the world.

Get it.

So say, glory to..

- Lord Ganesha.

""Oh, Lord Ganesh, the giver of the

joys and the destroyer of sorrows.""

""Who waives off calamity whose

blessing gives enough love.""

""His body is resplendent

with a beautiful orange color.""

""He has a pearl necklace

shining around his neck.""

""Pray to this auspicious idol,

praise the Lord.""

""At mere glimpse of him, all

of your wishes come true.""

""Praise the Lord.""

""The jeweled crown is for You,

oh, son of Paravati.""

""With sandalwood paste

smeared on His body..

""..and saffron red

color on His forehead.""

""That jeweled crown

looks beautiful.""

""The bells of the anklets make

a lovely tinkle on Your feet.""

""The bells of the anklets make

a lovely tinkle on Your feet.""

""The bells of the anklets make

a lovely tinkle on Your feet.""

""Pray to this auspicious idol,

praise the Lord.""

""At mere glimpse of Him,

all of your wishes come true.""

No, no we can"t release your car.

You"re three months

instalment is due.

Sir, l"m paying two months

instalment.

No, nothing can be done.

Sir, l"ve promised my child.

Why do you make

such false promises?

Look, the manager is very strict.

He"ll never understand.

Pappu.

Didn"t you recognise me?

l"m Niranjan, Niranjan Tripathi.

l came to your home

with uncle Lambodar.

Dukhbhanjan, Ranjan, Niranjan.

And he called me Manoranjan.

Did you recognise me now?

"l follow only one principle."

"Greet everyone with a smile."

"We should never

fall short of friends."

l"m the manager here.

Patil, come here.

- ""Praise the Lord.""

Arrange for tea,

he"s my acquaintance.

He writes for films.

- Yes.

Come, take a seat.

- l"ll order for tea.

Come, come take a seat.

""Praise the Lord.""

""Praise the Lord.""

""Praise the Lord.""

""Praise the Lord.""

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