ATM: Er Rak Error

Do you have a girlfriend?

- No, not yet.

- Yes, I do.

- Nope.

- Oh, Not yet.

- No.

- That's personal.

- But would be nice.

- I already got a wife.

Single!

What's your type?

- My type?

- European.

- C-cup.

- Mixed.

- Prim and proper. / Chompoo Araya

- Players are exciting.

- Never gave it any thought.

- Slanted eyes are a turn off.

You should be asking,

who finds me attractive?

In our department if you could choose anybody,

whom would you choose?

If I had to choose someone here?

Do you ask everyone this question?

I'd rather be alone.

May I go now?

Is it true?

Yeah sure... Thip.

You can't be that naive.

If they aren't together,

they won't drink from the same straw.

Acting like this, they did it already.

Seriously inside the coffee shop

I saw he touched her ass.

Everyone please come to the meeting room.

Before you started work here

everyone signed an employment contract

with a "non-fraternization" clause.

According to statistics in Japan

Stupid rule.

If they want to be together why stop them?

Right! How Idiotic!

And another 46.7% will conspire

to commit crime.

Now in our department

there is someone breaking this rule.

Ms. Ning.

Sh*t.

You?

Mr. Aek.

Please follow me to my room.

Damn.

- What the heck is wrong with you?

- I tell Aek to look at Ning's b*obs everyday.

Just now I told him to look.

Stay away from me. I am not that close to you.

Oh this is a photo taken on orientation day.

Well, Ning and I have been close ever

since university.

- Exactly.

- Right?

Very close.

Like brother and sister.

You guys are this close?

Oh this is the after party.

- Spraying water. Lot of people played.

- Yes yes. Fun.

- Just drunk.

- Totally drunk.

What about this?

Oh it is just a game.

- Yes.

- That is also game.

- Yeah that is a game too.

- What kind of game?

Pass the watermelon game.

Yes. Just passing it along in turn.

Yes, lots of people played.

That is a watermelon, not a tongue?

If that is a watermelon,

this must be a hotdog.

Who posted this photo!?

I don't know.

Ms. Jib. It is not what it looks like.

Fine.

Then you and Aek need to decide

who is giving the hand-job.

You mean is "giving up their job"?

- I can't take it anymore!

- Huh?

I can't stay this way and fire people.

If anyone finds out about us.

What am I going to do?

Jib don't be paranoid.

- No one will know about us.

- Anyone following us?

- No.

- I told you to check, check!

I did.

OK then.

What about we bring fake dates to show at work?

- Wait. A fake partner?

- Yes. A fake one.

- Whoever, just hire one. A maid or someone.

- Gosh. Jib!

Don't try to argue with me.

Jib stop it.

No need to know what we are.

There is no need for words.

This is the pressure I have to confront

I have given all my heart to you.

Here it comes.

It's your fault.

You hit on me first.

You made the first move.

Move? When did I do that?

Umm... Miss

We're here.

Just call me Jib. We are same age.

Fine.

I admit it.

But you flirted with me back.

What is this?

This document is confidential.

For your (urgent) consideration

Don't be surprised, I just want to tell you...

This girl... is so cute.

You're late. Don't think I won't dock your pay.

You can take my money,

but don't break my heart.

Let's break up.

What?

What's wrong with you!

That is not the solution.

Are we a couple or just lovers?

Why do we have to hide like this?

It's very frustrating.

Then let's get married.

Thank you.

So it will be on Oct. 31 st

Halloween.

Please make an 150,000 Baht deposit

within 2 weeks.

Congratulations.

Smiling now?

What?

Feeling better now?

So you already proposed then?

No time to get cold feet later, OK!

Have I ever chickened out yet?

Hello Ms. Jib.

Stop messing around here.

Yesterday when I proposed to you,

I was just kidding.

- You looked stressed that's why.

- No way.

I'm already 27. I won't ever let you go.

Gosh. So forceful.

I already told my family too.

My parents are very happy.

They said you will have to resign then.

So you can help at the factory.

Umm wait.

I didn't say I would resign.

You first.

You proposed first.

Yes, I did.

Yes.

I did propose but I didn't say that I will quit.

Jib you should resign.

I will take care of you.

And why can't I be the one to take care of you?

What kind of a man would allow that?

Allow what? Nowadays it's normal.

Normal if you are a pimp.

- But I earn more money than you do. You quit!

- You quit Jib!

- Hello.

- Hello. / Hi.

Miss. Jib. This is my son.

Just got his masters from Cornell.

The one who will be training here.

Hello.

My name is Yo.

If you ask me how I feel to be here

I would like to tell you all that I am very excited.

And if you wonder how I feel.

Nobody asked.

No sh*t.

His parents must have dropped him

when he was little.

Sure. And his face hit the ground first.

I:

feel a bit pressured.

But if you ask if I am scared,

I am not.

Because I am sure that

I am joining a team made up

of professionals.

Thank you very much.

So everyone please

no need to go out of the way for me.

- Anything you want to teach him, do so.

- You know I can just fire you.

Don't be intimidated,

just think of him as an ordinary trainee

who must start work on time.

- If you fire me, I will tell your boss!

- And finish work on time too.

No privileges.

And if he ever is out of line,

you can tell me.

Umm dad? About the bank's

no fraternizing rule,

for trainees it doesn't apply right?

No no.

That's a relief.

That means

umm... I can hit on

Ms. Jib.

You are joking, right?

This is not a joke.

This is for real.

Ms. Jib.

Ms. Jib.

Yes?

How is the new software system?

We have already started implementing it

at Chonburi.

The stadium is packed full of Buriram fans

but they can't drown out the cheers

of Chonburi fans.

The game has started,

Chonburi got the kick-off.

Piphop kicks the ball to the left of Therdsak

and is passed to Nattapong.

Hey, hurry up!

- Hey!

What?

How come it is in Japanese?

Let me see.

How to change to Thai?

How am I suppose to know?

It's all in Japanese.

You're right.

Damn it!

May be this one?

Look. They are both in the same spot.

You sure?

Buriram has control of the ball.

It's one to one.

Oh My... saved by Sintawee!

Oh that was close!

Your call.

I'm sure it's the one.

Chonburi Chonburi

Buriram!

The 4th referee added 3 mins

in the first half of the game.

Withdrawal amount.

One two three four...

Balance amount = 17,500.00

Available Balance = 17,500.00

What's up Pued?

Hello Pad!

Come to the ATM now

it's giving out free money.

What? I can't hear you.

I said the ATM is paying out double.

What? Free what?

The ATM is giving away double your money!

What double Ds?

The ATM is giving away double your money!

The one in front of Thai Insurance Co.

OK then just see you later.

And why are you speaking Northern dialect?

No bro

I said the ATM is cashing out double.

Huh! The ATM is giving out free money!

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